Lee, Marie or May

Which one would you take home to meet your parents?

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Which one has a dick?

Kill Lee
Fuck Marie
Marry May

i think this is the only fanart that has made them hot for me

Marie is the only one that looks good.

One is literally a gopher.
The other is a shitty Beetle Bailey cosplayer.

Weren't they all supposed to be/look like trash? Why did they drop the ball and make Marie smoking hot?

Any choice other than Marie is objectively incorrect

Well they made her a punk rock girl. Punk rock girls are kinda trashy but also smoking hot. So yeah they dropped the ball. I'm glad they did though.

Kill the red head
fuck the blue one
marry and fuck the blond

I like BlenderKnight's take on them. This is basically the only SFW image of them though.

Any mother worth her salt would kick Marie out of her house

Lee. All day, erry day.

Any answer other than May comes from people who don't remember the show.

May, she's stupid but of all of them has the best chance of something resembling someone functional.

May would be the one less likely to embarrass you in front of them and would actually put in effort to make a good first impression.

She's also objectively the cutest

May, without a doubt.

If I could, then it'd be Marie instead. But if we're talking life-long commitment, then I'll take May any day of the week.

May, my family would love her attitude.

Would take May to meet my parents but fuck Marie on the side.

i mean, if you say so

How would Marie embarrass you?

May can at least be negotiated with if you call her pretty enough times, Marie would just start breaking shit and mouthing off and do it even worse if you even attempt to try and get her to calm down a bit

>to my parents
None

May is best girl.

Quads of Truth

May

Marie, she seems like the one i would get along with the most and my dad doesnt care who i date, hed just be glad im not sitting at home softly crying while the tv plays

same bro, marie a boss

only true patricians choose lee

I'd suck marie's dick

Any of em really, considering my dads dead and my moms in some hong kong crazy house

>Taking trailer trash home to meet your parents

why not?

If you're not trailer trash yourself, it tends to raise questions about what you've done with the life they provided for you.

What about true love and helping people in need(with your dick)?

You sound like a fun guy to be around.

They didn't make her hot. She was pretty nasty in the show. The perception has likely been ruined for yourself and most other fans because you've beat your brains and dicks raw fapping to the porn and don't even remember how the characters were in show.
Especially all the images of Marie wearing chokers and shit.
Her rule 34 portrayal has totally eclipsed what Antonucci originally designed.

I dated a marie, fun times.

Just be careful, they smell your lack of confidence.

Lee needs to get that dead tooth looked at.

To add to this everyone who think she's a punk rock chick also has beat their brains raw with porn and fanfics. She had done nothing rock related in the show and didn't dress at all like a punk rock chick. She wore a damn trailer park wifebeater and a pair of green cargo pants. Nothing about her design says punk rock tough chick. She's just trailer trash hellbent on trapping her man.

>true love
>kankers
They're trying to trap you, not love you. Well, maybe May might love you. The other two, fuck no. They couldn't even be cordial with their "crushes".

would you?

DISGUSTING

best ship, also slight lewd edit

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Source on that artist?
That isn't Herny, is it?

Fuck Marry Kill.

manfaces

Close, it's Brokenlynx

Same. I want to see more.

Oh fugg please give sauce of the other BK work. I can't find that shit.

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>Literal trailer trash

ill be the outlier and say Lee is Bae. although being a ginger myself I might be biased. Choke fuck Marie and make snuff film out off May.

>inb4 those two anons that dated maries in their youths come over to greentext and make us feel feels

>casually mention how she lost her virginity we she was 12
>burp
>curse like a sailor
>bring up the weird shit you're into in bed
>call your parents by their first names
>flirt with your dad

>snuff film with the sweetest one
Why tho?

Are they still crazy about kissing?

Oh word?????

Marie because of Kathleen Barr.

because it makes it so much sweeter to waste.

Here's a question regarding the Kanker of your choice:

Would you go live with her at the trailer park, or would you have her move in with you?

You can take her out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of her

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I thought he was crying

gopher teeth are hot.

May. I personally wouldn't touch Lee with a 10 foot pole, and while Marie is hot she's the most unstable, and probably the trashiest. Dad would question it but understand, Mom would tell me straight up after she left that she's trash. May is the most suited for meeting parents as well as a long term relationship. Don't pick the hot one just for being hot.

>no one loves Lee
Ha ha. More for me.

>Barr
>husky voice
>small voice cracks
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That sounds pretty funny

Lee please

>Anonymous
Faggot

WE

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>>call your parents by their first names
what's wrong with that?

They'll get ideas. Baby ideas.

I'd kill myself

What did he mean by this?