Stop having kids

Stop having kids.

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You first.

No problem.

How would Ted Turner's last two out of five kids feel about that episode?

Fuck off Wheeler, you dime store Johnny Storm. You just want them all to yourself!

Why wasn't there ever a Captain Planet episode on overpopulation?

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Someone should make it, and air it in India, Middle East, and all of Africa.

Oh, you're right, they did have an episode. Season 1, Episode 21, "Population Bomb". My bad.

See above.

Not a bad idea if you're poor.

What else is there to do besides fuck and work?

Educating yourself.

>The New Adventures of Captain Planet 2018
>Five magic ring were bestowed on five kids to save the planet.
>Kumali with power of Retweet
>Ronaldo with the power of Protest
>Xasha with the power of Pronoun Correction
>Quie with the power of Gender Studies
>And Dasim with the power of Doxxing
>Together they summon Earth's greatest gender fluid champion, CAPTAIN PLANET
>The power is OURS!

drugs

>the two white people are the ones with too many kids

what did they mean by this?

They were right

it's ok user I really just wanted an excuse to post that

>>Ronaldo with the power of Protest
>>Xasha with the power of Pronoun Correction
>>Quie with the power of Gender Studies
I want to fucking die because i know if they ever did remake it it would have undertones like those in it

EARTH!!

FIRE!

WEEND!

It took me a while to realize that each kid represented each continent

WATER!

>no shitposting Australian with a lightning ring or some stupid shit

I like how they changed Linka's origin after the wall fell.

He's going to be an abbo.

HEART!

>one of the major villains would be a faceless (possibly always masked?) Anonymous stand-in with the power to constantly troll

Might be worth it...

It'd just be a repeat of this

youtube.com/watch?v=a2j1LJHHX-4

I don't think "Protest" and "Doxxing" work as powers, mostly since I feel like a show like this would focus more on slacktivism rather than doing anything with actual effort.

You are forgiven.

>nobody leaves a bigger carbon footprint than a human being
>by not giving birth, you become a hero by decreasing your carbon footprint by the millions
>so don't forget to take contraceptives before sex or abortions during pregnancy
>the power is yours!

There was two, genious

>Hero's purpose is to protect the planet from pollution and wickedness
>Hero's main weakness are pollution and wickedness

Who wrote this shit?

There was you idiot, the OP is referencing it.

To be fair if he manages to dodge the pollution he's Superman-tier broken. Dude could just pop into the Earth's mantle to grab some lava, or whip up a hurricane and toss it over a forest fire.

>crude oil, radiation, and wood smoke hurt Captain planet
3 things that naturally occur on the planet hurt him.

Nobody said don't fuck.

>trying to tank the economy

Beat ya to it user! I don't have a girlfriend!

Has someone ever discovered what the point of episode intro was? They tried to link overpopulation as the issue of why part of a building fell out and almost smashed ceveral civilians in the street, but they never explain exactly why

Did too much people living in it made the building heavy? With a smaller population there would be less people in the streets to be smashed? What is wrong with these kids? Did they said "Well, if there was less people in the building there would be less losses, this is what you got for fucking too much" to the 9/11 victims?

Rock n'Roll

I remember thinking even as a kid Wheeler was right. Everyone acted like he was a jerk for suggesting that you shouldn't have kids if you can't support them and yet seemed to except the people that could support them to stop having them.

>No way, you see this chick next to me?

It's spelled genius, genius

Dude, she is russian, have you ever saw their inbreeding records?

That just means she needs heaping helpings of fresh DNA. In every orifice.

>Purpose is to fight pollutants.
>Weakness IS the very pollutants he fights.
>3 natural resources that should heal, or should not hurt him, do.
>Lava heals him despite volcanoes producing among things, toxic gas and carbon dioxide.
>Hitler could probably beat Captain Planet just by staring at him intensely.

If Captain America smoked weed, would that heal him or hurt him?

If all those people weren't there, they wouldn't have been crushed by the building.

It's less an issue of who's right and wrong and more an issue of Ted Turner having like 5 kids himself

it comes off as rather hypocritical

Fugoff, Varg

Well in terms of damage it would be healed but he wouldn't have the where with all to be much help after.

>Sages of old summon Captain Planet to stop the Trail of Tears
>'Stop right there, Andrew Jackson! Genocide is wrong!'
>his face when
>Captain Planet so massively depowered he goes into hibernation for 150 years

>This coming from a ginger
HA

buildings having to be rushed up to accommodate the overflow of people

>That one episode where the villains devised a way to miniaturize garbage, and that was a bad thing for some reason.

I remember that one, they claimed that compacting it kept it from breaking down. Because sunlight and bacteria can't get to it if you make it too dense.
Something tells me Ted Turner doesn't have a biology education.

Its bad because captain planets enemies were the ones who created it

It wasn't. If I recall the garbage guy was the only villain that reformed.

Speaking of Captain Planet villains, I still find it annoying that they never gave Nukem an actual backstory, instead of what just appeared to be "revenge against humanity" without any explanation.

Andy Jackson was a hero though.

Captain Planet was a villain all along

I love Sunny D Thing .

More like Captain Keyboard.
>CAPTAIN KEYBOARD
>HE'S NO HERO
>IMPACT ON THE PLANET LESS THAN ZERO

>ELON MUSK MAKES HIS FAVORITE RIDE
>VIRTUE SIGNAL PERSONIFIED

Because he would be broken as fuck otherwise.

Aren't they making a reboot? I swear I read it somewhere.

Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio's still pushing to produce a movie version, but that's about it so far.

And captain planet destroys jobs dooming families to perpetual poverty. What's your point?

Anyone /antinatalist/ here?

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Video games, you fool!