9 years ago today

9 years ago today.

Really bad movies thread?

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Delgo

Mars Need Moms

I'm convinced they only made this movie because of the fucking song.

Kek

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>From one of the primates that brought you Shrek
Without the monkey terminology it's literally just saying "A guy who worked on Shrek"

that one wasn't too bad. the graphics were just meh, and the other planet and aliens looked like shit. could have been decent with better animators

Man, fuck space.

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oh yeah, and the little glowing alien. cut that out too, then you got a decent movie

[Insert Where the Dead Go to Die here]

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But you gotta admit, it's a catchy song.

I wonder what things would be like if Foodfight didn't get sabotaged like that. Sure the plot would've been the same and the designs would be weird, but it would've had actual regular people watching it regardless.

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I WANT CANDY

>All the money wasted on shitty and mediocre CGI movies that could have been used for at least twice as many gorgeous 2D films

"They hired me to fix it. It could not be fixed."
-Butch Hartman

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FUUUUUUUUUCK

Did someone say Sir Billi? Did they think Sean Connery was a bi enough name to carry this? Or did they just spend all their budget on hiring him?
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I found this review quite amusing:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ojb2QFXmMtw

The original UK version was ok tho

I found this review more interesting.
youtube.com/watch?v=WvRP-FFfQJQ

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stop looking at the big guys!

they count money and want MORE MORE MORE.

only independent studio are our hope for more 2D.

Fuck I went to see that for my birthday and we walked out for Bolt it was fucking awful

>Sees movie
*Vietnam flashbacks*

That's nothing, you should see the next film he did
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holy shit the cover for the limited edition VHS is great.

Are you ready for the TORtanic of preschool shows?

>from the same producer behind Thomas the Tank Engine
>wide theatrical release
>only made like $63,000

*Vietnam flashbacks*

Honestly it's a fun idea, just retarded execution

Thomas ain't even the tip of the iceberg.

The American marketing director for Teletubbies saw the black audience participation of a Tyler Perry's Medea film and decided to harness the idea for a kid's product, only to be turned down by the production company because that's fucking stupid. So he did it himself using a new IP based on the little-known tv show My Bedbugs and somehow got it carried nationwide. It beat out Delgo's record for the lowest box office gross of a nationally released theatrical feature film.

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>muh 2D

Fuck off

sup.

i think this would work too.

>toni braxton

Whoa


Wasnt there an animated movie that had Madonna. In it

3 seconds in Google.

Come on, man.

I watched this with my friend, it was one of the last things I remember we did together before we graduated and didn't see each other anymore, for the first part we just talked about how interesting the animation was, then I said "wow" at the playboy bunny joke and he laughed, and then we both joked about how cheesy the candy song was, we had a good time. It was either that or the current-at-the-time diary of a wimpy kid movie, but eh. We went with his sister who went to watch something else can't remember what it was.

possibly the worst animated movie of all time

What about the Felix the cat movie?

that one actually did super well in Mexico for some reason

youtube.com/watch?v=rXDZ65wTa5w

It's a flawed movie, sure, but it has a certain charm to it...

So why do so many bad animated movies seem to have a space theme (Fly me to the moon, space chimps, mars needs moms, etc.) Is it some sort of curse?

What was bad about it?

Shit, i remember watching this on my way down to florida when i was 13

>tfw I have a NatGeo Kids Magazine featuring a ad of this in a page

wait I was thinking of the wrong cartoon cat movie never mind

Anybody remember this shitfest?

This wasn't bad.

the whole movie looks like a cheap late 90's/early 2000's 3d adventure game.

Arthur was decent. The sequels a different story. Peter Cottentail has to be one of the worst animated films I've seen in a while

i've seen that trailer countless times as a kid and i've never seen it in stores

Zill is cool. The movie should have been about Zill.

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I am morbidly curious to see what it would've been in its original state.

This looks fun from the poster. What was wrong with it?

They literally look like the Blue Da Ba Dee aliens. Deepest lore?
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>De Niro
>Madonna
>Snoop Dogg
>DAVID FUCKING BOWIE

HOW?

I only remember this movie because the theater I saw it in caught on fire right after it started.

Not even close.

>that dick joke

Gotta get people to watch it somehow.

What is this?

What?

The producer had the final rendered version stolen by a partner and had to re-render the entire thing over the course of like a weekend (i.e. no beauty passes on the renders).

putlocker.io/watch/PGpQMbd3-the-amazing-bulk.html

enjoy kids

etc etc etc.

Nice blog post faggot

>like a weekend
that's not true, but the rest is

What's a blog post when this board is dedicated to opinions and experiences with a cartoon or comic?

>is james bond a big enough name.

I thought this movies trailers were me having fever dreams like, once every two weeks.

Because that's how often I'd see the ads at about 2 in the morning and ONLY at 2 in the morning and my mind somehow convinced itself that I was dreaming this shit up every so often.

When I found out it was a real thing it was surreal.

Why does that sort of "early 3D Myst-like fantasy" look have some odd charm, but is pretty much exclusively used in shitty movies like this, Delgo and such.

Like it's that kind of David bowie Labyrinth, pushed into 3D that, has an odd kind of charm to me, but there are basically no good movies that use it.

It's worked in Games like Zeno-Clash

Maybe not bad, but horribly forgettable. I feel like they could have had something good with the setup they gave, but the story was just bland.

Sounds neat. What was wrong with it?

>The face on the bottom right character

It's like they didn't even finish painting the skin weights.

Oh wow.

WHO WHO WHO?

Snoop Dogg works with anything with a pulse.

It's hilarious how everyone forgot about it in a week

I loved it..

The whole conflict could've been solved if the astronaut said "he came in peace". I don't think once he defended himself.

>released less than a month ago
>everyone knows it's shit

Sony must be spinning in its grave!

>You are just mad because you are angry

Holy shit wow

That's disapointing. I remember I wanted to see this one in thearter and ever got the chance

Not really Sup Forums, but Freddie Highmore was a lot better in that than pic related.

Space was a mistake

I remember that magazine issue

How did Hoodwinked not end up here.

because hoodwinked was [/spoiler]actually pretty good[/spoiler]
not the sequel, though

Uncanny valley: the movie

Good animation can't save a bad script

those made bank though. it got like 3 sequels for a reason

At least it broke a record.

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I would say that title goes to this one here, god it movie tried way too hard to become a Christmas Classic.

I think I just had a seizure, a nightmare, and an LSD trip all at the same time