You can only choose one

you can only choose one.

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Middle.

I choose the urn.

I bet your all expectingnus to say the far left and start yelling THICC like a bunch of meme-spouting retards huh? Well fuck you I choose middle, the two on the right are spindly like spiders, the one to her left is rather plain, and her smile is attractive

Fat sassy one, she'd destroy your dick.

Melpomene, the one with the mask.
Best dressed, best hair, best voice, best tits. Middle in terms of height, so not too tall, not too short.

Far right.

for those curious they have names, from L to R

Thalia, Melpomene, Calliope, Clio and Terpsichore.

Middle, she looks cute

>"Will you listen to him? He's making this story out to be like some Greek tragedy."
Since Hercules killed his wife and her son I'd say that was about right.

Melpomene, but all are good.

Second to left

They're all a few inches tall tho.

HAHA THICC I RUINED IT GUYS. NO ONE SAID THICC BUT I SAID THICCC
THICCCCCCCC!!!111!!

I love that even in the movie, Hercules even says to Meg, "I would never hurt you."

I wonder if that was intentional as a laugh for anyone who gets the original story.

Thanks

I also choose Melpomene (how the fuck was that already on my phone's auto correct)

>Not likening tall women
Your loss friend.

Perfect for you then.

But they're all short compared to us.

the funny fatty one.

Melpomene AND Calliope

Fuck you OP I get to do what I want and WHO I want.

My favorite has always been Calliope.

You okay buddy

LEFT
LEFT
LEFT

I always liked the second one.

I choose the one holding the vase.

Can I just have Medusa instead?

I wonder if looking at your dick thrusting in and out of her pussy would turn you to stone. Or is it just the face?

Far right

far left, everyday of every year of my life.

>Can't even look her In The eyes while making love

I want the one on the left so hard I would buy that fat bitch a big bag of chips toget on her good side.

From my understanding it's the eyes, specifically.
Either way I'd be rock hard.

This is the medusa I jerked off to when I was young.

Didn't Hades get fucked over in the actual mythologies too?

Which one gives the best head?

Perseus

This is the correct answer.

...

Anyone who isn't the short fatass on the far left.

Which of these young supple boys do you think the older men fucked?

>you will never grapple medusa and look her in the eyes as you cum deep inside

presumably all of them

Far left.

2nd

ONly the left one isn't ugly

well that means you can keep the blindfold on tight, and trust your sense of touch.

Also, be sure you share a meal you both like or she likes. Gonna make the assumption that since she's snake-like her sense of smell is tied to her tongue.

I recall that specific incarnation of Medusa having glasses that stopped her from turning people to stone, unless I'm remembering incorrectly. I haven't seen the carton in forever.

She did

Melpomene or Thalia

Jesus Christ everybody is choosing second from the left. Are we all that predictable and interchangeable?

the black one

I wonder what's on that scroll...

... thats a really good edit.

Broadly speaking yes since the underworld is the short end of the stick compared to the heavens and the oceans, but he was pretty chill about it once he raped himself into having a wife. In the Greek pantheon he's easily the most consistently kind and benevolent; hell in most stories he just lets people walk out of the underworld if they ask nicely and follow the rules (they usually don't follow the rules).

The script

Can't turn me to stone, because I'm already rock hard

same. She looks the funnest and most experimental

mid left with the mask.

got that good hair.

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They're based on real people.