Come to bed user. You want me to be Black Widow, a porcupine, a giant snake, a mermaid, or a phone voice assistant?

Come to bed user. You want me to be Black Widow, a porcupine, a giant snake, a mermaid, or a phone voice assistant?

The girl with the pearl necklace.

I want you to be the woman who uses 100% of her brain and shut the fuck up.

Just be yourself

Honestly you can be anything Scarlett, but your 18 years old self would be pretty sweet.

be Motoko and awkwardly walk around the room naked.

She's gotten a lot less attractive over the last few years.

I want you to go find Enid.

...

Go home Sup Forums

I want you to be Major.

Slutty American Actress from Match Point.

I'd like you to be a decent actress.

>not vamp from curse of the jade scorpion

It pleases me that she had to suck allen's dick to advance. Good for you, Woody.

I just realised that was Theron. Oh, well.

Your GitS appearance. Now.

How about you be a good fucking actress for once? I actually love your movies.

I want you to stop being a Jew

>Scarjo ASMR

yesssss.

Can you be someone who loves me for who I am?

And, uh, this. I need it badly.

Giant snake.
Why is this even a question?

She looks like chick from that Japanese power girl spoof manga.

i'm torn between giant snake and mermaid

>a phone voice assistant?
You'll be Rosemary the telephone operator, the lovely lassie with the classy chassis.

fpbp

Just put on the stripped pyjamas and call me Furher.

I swear she's turning into a man.

ScarJo from Iron man 2 to now is staggering.

Finally! Someone gets it.

>Scarjo as pg
Yes.YES.

I want you to be the goth chick that helps me steal the answers to the SAT

Why did I read this as
>Scarjo as pig

Prime ScarJo. really her best role too.

except she doesn't have the sweater meat for it anymore.

>not put on the ss-uniform and tell me ve hav vayz of making you talk

>mermaid
Tell me more

She was an Esther Williams expy in "Hail Caesar"

Ah, thanks.

Underrated

Got some friends coming over, wanna play Berserk.

You'll take care of that part.

>mermaid
What? When?

This has nothing to do with comics or cartoons.

Just imagine that roleplay session, making her be a different actress' major role...
Would it be that character as played by her, or that actress as played by her playing that character?

What about her Idol Hands performance?

Max keks

>You will never get her autograph

Not gonna lie.

I want the Major.

Steve Buscemi was so hot in this movie.