Can hamsters fly planes?

Here's Mitch.

He lives in a house. A very beige house in the country.

He is a Border Collie.

Border Collies are the smartest dog breed known to man.

The question is, can Mitch predict the outcome of the American election?

Let's just see, shall we?

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aao.org/eye-health/tips-prevention/diagnosing-children-from-photographs
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At the opposite end of the room are two pieces of paper.

On each of these pieces of paper there is a candidate's name.

There is also a tasty treat, a slice of ham!

All Mitch has to do is walk to the other end of the room and eat a piece of ham and this will decide the outcome of the US Presidential Election.

Who will he pick?

I'm interested

I'm hooked.
This is like that octopus that picks shit.

Make America great again, pupper

fuckin faggot dog you better pick trump or i gonna give you to a korean clerck

Checked! My vote is on the Trump ham! Go go go!

Rigged.

The Hilary ham is bigger.

Fuck off CTR

Trump will win

I must know...

THIS THREAD IS BLESSED

>88
it really is

Kek be blessed

come on, tell us which person dogger picked

forget your trip?

choose wisely pupper

Good boy!

Mitch chose Trump.

You eat the Trump meat pupper!

You gobble it down.

But wait...

godspeed doggo, godspeed.

Surely CTR will just say that I took the pictures out of sequence and rigged the dog election of 2016?

I must present my findings while Mitch enjoys his tasty treat.

...

Hurrah!

Here is proof that Mitch chose the Trump ham before he chose Hillary's.

Surely the election is now in the bag?

But wait!

I swear if you fucking hurt the dog...

Something has caught Mitch's eye, over there, in the kitchen...

What could it be?

I'm really scared.

kek knows who he is dealing with

I know, roboweeb, I know...

10/10 most unrigged poll I've seen this entire election cycle, someone send this to the press

4u pupper

WHAT IS IT, SUSPENSE!

Now this is enjoyable politics.

This is more accurate than normal polls.

I bets it's an entire ham labeled Jeb

ITS THE EMAILS BOY, GO GET EM

kekekek

Oh No!

Mitch fell for the trap!

It is an I.O.U for 1 Ham signed by Bernie Sanders!

Mitch has been tricked!

I hope he doesn't do anything silly...

...

NO REFUNDS

Bamping this ebin bread.
Sleep tight, Mitch.

fuggggg

fucking KEK

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Godspeed, Mitch. The Jews have it out for all of us! Thanks for saving civilization!

dogs4war

Aw shit

usac

Mitch decided to log onto his Private E-mail server to send Bernie a picture of his bright red dick as payback for the evil trick that was played on him.

I hope he has thought this through...

kek'd

Well done OP, well done

Trying to appeal to the leafs I see

FUCK, DON'T DO IT MITCH

daww that face. Mitch is up to no good :^)

Doggo is gongo ham when there no ham.

Anyone notice how many 88 dubs we have been getting lately?
Is it Hitler's ghost blessing us?

>this thread

Oh No!

Mitch sent the e-mail and then he had no idea how to delete it because he is a fucking dog!

Chaffetz demanded that his bright red dick be submitted as evidence to congress and now he is in jail!

Sleep tight Mitch, you did no wrong.

The End.

Rip dogger

MITCH, STOP IT!

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Have you ever noticed, that the same numbers pop up once every 100 posts? It must be Hitler trying to talk to us from beyond the grave.

10/10 thread, would read again

F

SLEEP TIGHT DOGGO

Yes

oh Mitch!

How can you allow this injustice to stand

sleep snug, pupper

Take that dog out of that fucking cage right now, look how sad he is, he thinks he did something wrong. YA DONE TOOK THE JOKE TOO FAR OP

But wait, Mitch is actually being held by isis, and his cell will be thrown into the hottub outside user's shitty house.

inb4 Mitch commits suicide with 3 bullets behind his head.

>Implying pol is the only Sup Forums board

;_;7

This. Pupper looks so sad ;-;

Amazing. Doggopolitics for Sup Forums 2016.

#FREEMITCH

>he doesn't know that boards have their own unique post counters
what

Shut up twat.

That's Mac's cage and Mitch claimed it as his own as a fuck you to Mac when I got him.

I have a harder time getting him out of it than I do getting him in it.

Here is Mac.

The strong should fear the weak.

Good thread OP, very creative, 10/10

Bernie BTFO

Cute puppers user.

Here is my pupper

Damn, that dog is pretty hardcore then.

I like your sense of dog ownership.

Epic Fuckin thread, had a Damn good kek. God speed Mitch you magnificent pupper

based Mitch

goodnight sweet pupper

WELL WHY DONT YOU LEZVE IT UNLOCKED THEN AS PROOF

>what
OH WHATS THAT?
6 out of /79
should be 6 out of /600

dog bless us all

These dogs are cute.

Also my name is Mitch.

You didn't say it was exclusive to this thread, you just said "lately". Be more clear next time and these misunderstandings will not happen.

Holy fuck this thread!!!

MAKE PUPPERS GREAT AGAIN!

RAWR! :^)

I enjoyed this thread.

Sleep tight Mitch.

Make America Great Again Trump.

kek bless you puppers godspeed

This thread

Hey OP

I notice your cute doggo has one eye that is "glowing" in these flash photos. Sometimes in humans this can indicate an eye problem or eye infection:

aao.org/eye-health/tips-prevention/diagnosing-children-from-photographs

No idea if it works the same way with dogs, but it might be worth just watching out for it.

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

Ted Cruz just turned up and he is trying to bribe Mitch for Trump's vote and the delegates!

What will Mitch do?

classy, just classy.

Very perceptive, he has a constant eye infection and I have Chloramphenicol eye drops in the fridge for him.

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