Damn she's hot

Damn she's hot

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There's an entire porn comic of her getting fucked by a gorilla

How many times do you think she and Tarzan fuck a day?

Disney makes some top notch qt3.14s

If her dad didn't decide to stay in the jungle and be a third wheel, probably a whole lot more.

t. pedophile

Blacked?

No shit. She's wearing a petticoat in a jungle.

Moralfag, Moralfag, Go away. Come again another day.

>she

user, that's a drawing.

sauce?

youtube.com/watch?v=ahVKiBDMBHw

look up Jane Porter Rule 34

Don't gorillas have needle dicks?

I swear to god they were drawing Alice in some pinup poses and then hiding it with that dress.

She's not even anything like the book Jane Porter, who was a hot, young, blonde girl from Baltimore. She's very American. Tarzan barely interacted with her, but after spending his whole life in the jungle and never seeing his own people, white people, he was awestruck by her beauty. His natural instinct to fuck took over and we went straight into being loving and protective of her.

She was with him for a day after he saved her from Terkoz thinking she was Tarzan's mate so he was going to take her and cuck him. Tarzan killed Terkoz, took care of Jane for about a day and then lead her to own people again.

He had to jet off to save this french guy who was looking for Jane and her father's crew (who got stranded there due to mutiny by a crew of the vessel they were on). When Tarzan got back to the beach where they were, Jane had been rescued and taken off to America. Where Tarzan comes, fully dressed and civilized with the help of his french guy soldier friend to win her over and give back this family treasure they left there in the jungle. Basically paying off this guy Jane was going to marry because of the debt of her father.

There was this other guy, Greystoke, who was after Jane the whole time. Greystoke is an english gentlemen who's actually related to Tarzan and Tarzan is the heir of the estate. Tarzan's the English one here, Disney Jane was like taking Jane and Greystoke and fusing them together.

Also, Tarzan really hates black people and doesn't even acknowledge them as actual humans and considers them lower than the apes he was raised by.

They never fucked. At least not in the first book. Tarzan is a pure gentlemen from noble blood user, even if he was raised outside civilization.

omg thiccc huhuhuhuhuh am I cool yet Redditt

Terrible movie, top-tier waifu.

>t. lewis carroll
Just remember the real Alice Liddell next time you want to wank to the cartoon one, user

Just like Walt and possible Carol himself

But they used an actual little girl to pose for their keyframe sketches

Jeez... the guy on the right...

Sup Forums on the right.

I'll be sure to do that, user!

Built for sex.

THE CUM HAS ARRIIIIIIVED

>Frozenfag ruins another thread

It was already ruined by the pedos sweating over Alice.

So many whiny white knights these days.

Eilonwy is massively underrated. It's a shame she's so obscure. Great design.

She ends up being a hottie in the later books too. Especially when she gets her princess training. God I will never not be mad at disney for FUCKING me out of an animated series from those books.

And instead years later you get shit like Brave.

To be fair apes have an excuse for be the way they are, blacks are supposedly human.

I maintain that we live in the worst disney timeline

That's like literally the point the book makes too.

>Eyebrows also blonde
I approve of this. Take note, Hollywood.

Now I want to find a fic with the focus on Jane, Belle, and Elsa.
Look what you've made me do, Sup Forums.

Why Belle?

Ranking of best Disney girls I:
Official Disney Princesses:
>01. Elsa (She's still a Disney Princess to me, even if she's technically a queen and even if the Frozen characters aren't on the official Disney Princess roster)
>02. Rapunzel
>03. Mulan
>04. Ariel
>05. Anna (Same case as Elsa)
>06. Belle
>07. Aurora

Non-princesses from Disney Animated Canon:
>01. Judy Hopps (I am not a furry but I still like her)
>02. Amelia (Same case as Judy Hopps, but replace an anthromorphic bunny with a catgirl alien)
>03. Esmeralda (Yes, I know she was once considered a Disney Princess but she was later removed from the roster)
>04. Honey Lemon
>05. Anita
>06. Jane (Same case as Esmeralda)
>07. Sarah Hawkins

Pixar:
>01. Riley Andersen
>02. Merida (She's officially a Disney Princess but she is from a Pixar film, which is why she's here instead)
>03. Violet
>04. Ellie (as an adult)
>05. Mrs. Andersen (the movie and official material give different names for Riley's mother)
>06. Elinor
>07. Jessie (Toy Story)

Bookish girls.

Ranking of best Disney girls II:
Disney live-action films (non-Lucasfilm or Marvel):
>01. Tricia "Trillian" McMillan (Screw it, Disney made the H2G2 movie adaptation even if they released it under Touchstone, so it counts. Also, Zooey Deschanel is really hot in this movie. In fact, the H2G2 movie was what really convinced me to start my Blu-ray collection 10 years ago. Not just for the top-notch visual effects and because the movie was actually really good, but also because seeing Zooey Deschannel's fine skin and pretty face in 1080p was well worth the upgrade)
>02. Giselle (Yes, I know she started as an animated character before turning into live-action, but Enchanted is technically not part of the Disney Animated Canon and is considered a live-action movie)
>03. Quorra
>04. Elizabeth Swann
>05. Julie Andrews!Mary Poppins
>06. Live-Action!Belle (I can include the remake incarnations of animated characters)
>07. Live-Action!Cinderella

Lucasfilm:
>01. Jyn Erso
>02. Rey
>03. Elsa Schneider (not to be confused with the Elsa from Frozen, this Elsa is the Nazi lady from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
>04. Leia Organa
>05. Padmé Amidala
>06. Marion Ravenwood
>07. Willie Scott

Marvel Cinematic Universe:
>01. Ayesha
>02. Black Widow
>03. Virginia Potts
>04. Scarlet Witch
>05. Hope Van Dyne
>06. Agent Peggy Carter
>07. Gamora

I can't decide who is best Disney girl overall but I think it would be a tie between Jyn Erso and Trillian.

>when your tastes align near perfectly with a literal autist
I need to reexamine my life

Ranking of best Disney girls III:
There are also some runner-ups which didn't quite make the mark because of some stiff competition or other reasons.
They are:
>Taylor Swift's character from the Hannah Montana movie (I don't know if her character's name was ever mentioned or if she was referred to her with her actual name, but I don't want to mention this trainwreck of a movie, even if Taylor Swift's character was more or less the only redeeming value of it all. If I included her, she would probably be the best overall girl, maybe even beating Jyn Erso and Tricia "Trillian" McMillan. I never watched the movie, to be honest, which was another reason why I didn't include her. But Taylor Swift's song from the Hannah Montana movie: Crazier, was great. Too bad it had to be associated with the Hannah Montana movie, it would've been great if it was included with her second album: Fearless.)
>Ms. Edmunds (Bridge to Terabithia) (It will be redundant to include her here since there is already another Zooey Deschanel character here: Tricia "Trillian" McMillan.)
>Mary (The Muppets (2011)) (It will be redundant to include her since there is already another Amy Adams character here: Giselle)
>The three female X-Wing pilots from the deleted scenes of Return of the Jedi (their names were never mentioned, as far as I know)
>Vanellope Von Schweetz
>Wendy Darling
>Snow White
>Cinderella
>Eilonwy
>Live-Action!Alice
>Live-Action!Aurora
>Live-Action!Cruella De Vil (Glenn Close) (They are making yet another remake of 101 Dalmatians, this time, it'll be titled Cruella, and it will focus on Cruella De Vil who will be played by Emma Stone, only time will tell if Emma Stone will live up to Glenn Close, both in terms of acting and looks)
>Mon Mothma
>Aayla Secura
>Young Beru Lars from Attack of the Clones and the ending of Revenge of the Sith
>Irina Spalko

Ranking of best Disney girls IV:
No Category:
>Mabel Pines
>Pacifica
>Star Butterfly
>Kairi (Screw it, I can include Kingdom Hearts characters because they are technically categorized as Disney characters, which is why they aren't on Dissidia)
>Aqua (Same case as Kairi)

I've seen this posted before and it's still just as awful

I think I disagree with you on a fundamental, nearly existential level. But eh, different strokes and all that.

o hai Sup Forums, of course you hate Brave because muh feminism.

Not because of the lousy plot structure and the 4th wall breaking of the wacky witch who went against the seriousness of the rest of the story.

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It's so odd how we seem to like absolutely none of the same things. Like our tastes are diametrically opposed. You'd think there'd be a single shred of common ground but I swear to you there is not.

Although I strongly disagree with your picks for no. 1 Disney princess and no. 1 non-princess, I respect the amount of thought you put into this.

No I hated Brave because it was a terrible movie where no one learned anything, and was billed as an adventure judging by the previews and was instead a half-assed drama about a selfish brat.

I never knew Eilonwy made such great reaction images

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>List is entirely based on looks and not their actual character
That being said sameface Elsa and Anna should not be anywhere near the top

>Pocahontas too ugly to live
What is this I don't even

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It is based on both their looks and personality

Surely you can't be serious.

kek they arent even trying to hide their lust

>looking this hard for a figth
go to a bar mate

>Ariel, Belle and Jasmine
>Gold Standard
>Not Tiana, Megara, and Esmeralda

Who the hell made this list

i would totaly dive into the styx for megara

Tirana is my favorite.

Tiana best girl
Pro tip: you can only do that if you say you're not into brown girls

It was a different time. Decade. Era. You know, whatever.

>Forgot to add the prove me wrong
Kill me

I hated Brave because the princess wasn't even hot.

Who is the uber retard who thinks Atlantis The Lost Empire is a poor movie?

who is that one under jane?

Some broad from that Big Hero robot movie I think?

To be fair it's wasn't groundbreaking and just very stock action movie. Still pretty good but not exactly amazing.

2nd was cool, but it was pretty trash and kinda obvious that yeah it was all just stitched together from the never made TV show.

She looks like that one half-Asian Jew from facialabuse.

You don't have to refer to imaginary people as "it" unless you're specifically trying to highlight the imagination of them.

Examples:
This is a drawing of a girl.
1)It was done in pencil
2)The girl is smiling - she's happy in the picture. I definitely would fuck that girl in real life.

Wtf you are so right

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wtf? this can't be true

I like how her makeup is perfect even though she is in tropical jungle.

Honey Lemon

Whoever made this list needs to apply themselves this shits mad wrong

They wanted her to be the top girl but thicc Asian lesbian is hotter.

>even if the Frozen characters aren't on the official Disney Princess roster
you fucking high m8? Elsa and Anna are all over that shit and are some of their biggest characters

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What a tripfag indeed.

They aren't included on the Disney Princess roster because Frozen is selling enough merchandise on it's own to this day.
It still doesn't require the Disney Princess brand.

>Shirley Temple is dead now

She's underrated, but I'm more for some gypsy x princess action

>Pocahontas
>too ugly
entire opinion disregarded on that alone

Once in photography class we have to to make a presentation in front of the class about various important photographers. somebody got to show Lewis Carroll whos real name was Charles Dodgson photos. Is fair to say that every body was really uncomfortable looking at those pictures.

So they fused the love rival and the love interest in one single character?

Why you're here?

Crossover ships are the worst.

Consider pic related

>Terrible movie
user won't put his faith in what he most believes in.

Alice is underage you sick pedophile.

I am a simple man with simple tastes
I like blonde girls with alot of hair and cheerful upbeat personalities who can handle themselves in a fight
the whole barefoot thing wasn't bad either

You got that right!

This

>Kida
>Your movie sucked

Literally die in an avalanche.

Looks too anime.

>Pocahontas
>Ugly

>Gives Pocahontas nice dick sucking lips
>Calls her ugly