Hey user they're about to announce the winner! Come cheer for hillary with us!

>Hey user they're about to announce the winner! Come cheer for hillary with us!

Why would i do that, they already announced Trump won on fox.

*unzips dick*

they does not give three shits..
they are norwegian bimbos

Cheer for Hillary death? Okay. I wonder if the secret service investigates magick, they have done so for remote viewing that is for sure.

>girls talking to me
this is a sure sign I landed in a bizarro universe and Trump actually won

>uh..uh.y-you too.
>*shits self*
>drops spaghetti everywhere
>*trips over cape and stumbles*
>*falls on ass*
>*shits self again*
>"Well I have to skeedadle, if you sniff my drift!"

the girl furthest in the back looks like my ex
REEEEE
gas the long-haired cunts

heh, Don won bitch

about to announce the
>weiner

>turn 360 degree and moonwalk away

>still living with a filter on
>caring what mindless plebs think

Okay have fun with that.

>IT BEGINS

>tfw no qt3.14 norwegian gf

>"Lets make a bet girls, if Trump wins I get to grab you all by the pussy."

This is the correct response.

You fucking piece of shit..

Please tell me not Jane from Toronto?

YOU CANT USE MY HDMI CABLES

Make you a deal girl's, Trump wins and I get to impregnate all of you and have full custodial rights. Hillary wins and same deal, but I'll make sure you won't drafted.

*Giggles with each other*
Deal, user!

They'll be so vulnerable and lost when she loses.

Perfect

>implying I'll give a fuck what women think about my politics
>implying I won't bolt an american flag to my motorcycle and ride to Mara Lago and wave it in front of the Univision camera crew when Trump wins

They only like Dindus.

Liberal white cucks are in their shed with their chastity belts on.

Why do they look so dumb.

I'm going back to my room, but fuck you sluts I'm taking the tacos with me MAGA

...

Who the hell are you people and how did you get in here?

If trump wins we fuck

Why do women have to be so dumb. I just want to fuck them but if I wanted to fuck them I'd have to talk to them. So annoying. I shouldn't have to.

>tried same pic with text pertaining to tacos
>posts this now

God damn it I hate you shills. Mostly for your lack of creativity

Literally who?

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall

He went into the room where his sister lived, and, then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door, and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother, I want to...

HAVE TENDIES FOR DINNER BITCH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sorry buddy, she's a Canadian Cock Concubine

Check her body for maple leaf tattoos

Who are you, why are you in my house and why are you eating my food? In fact stay right there, I'm calling my crew and we're gonna run a train on your white asses. Get ready for the BBC express and there are no fucking brakes choo choo motherfuckers!

best response. You sound like a sarcastic semi asshole while being playful, yet announce your intentions that you'd like to sleep with somebody, and don't come off as supporting either candidate strongly.

Also you get to grab pussy later.

"Keck, don't you watch infowars or browse pole? People say hillary already committed sudoku."

>Oh i like sudoku too! Hillary and i have so much in common! :6)

"Shut up kayla you fucking leaf, idiot savant alex jones already said that he is confident trump will win by landslide"

>user calm down, your face is getting red. here have a glass of water :)

"Oy vay! Did you filter this first, or are you a fucking shill and have been drinking fowernated water this whole time?"

>what's flowernated, do you mean fluorinated? i'm a chemist you dont have to worry about conspiracy theories like that. just park your butt right beside me and chill... i hope you dont mind i was just doing some yoga im really hot and sweaty :)

"EWW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FUCKING BRAINWASHED LIBERAL SHILL KEK I BET YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HILLARY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF JFK."

>call the police katie! he's a nerd vergin trump supporter, hes going to bash our heads in and masturbate over our bodies!

"THANKS FOR CORRECTING MY RECORD SHILL"

Sorry bitches, convicts cannot into president.

...

>implying these basic bitches are anything to get worked up over

Go Trump

>"Well I have to skeedadle, if you sniff my drift!"

Hell yea! y'all each owe me a blowjob when Trump wins! If hilldawg wins I'll eat all of you out. Gimme some of that wins though I'm gonna need it either way.

^ The only acceptable response ^

Huge emphasis on the "why are you in my house" part...

Why aren't you all naked yet? What do you think I'm paying you for?

aah, my hareem is awake

goood

We will all die

be you
>let-let's bet ill grab your pus- ILL GRAB YOUR PUSSY
>wtf user
>do a 360 and walk away

>"THANKS FOR CORRECTING MY RECORD SHILL"

Lmao.

That never fails to make me laugh. Thanks user

>Trump wins
>All these young women let out anguished cries
>I begin a low, guttural laugh
>They're still crying when I take off my hillary shirt to reveal I was a Trump supporter all along
>Pull out my dick and start impaling them on it like a skewer
>They're begging me to stop
"no"

*SMACKS LIPS*

Weird how you can tell the two girls second from the left are the only ones that aren't huge sluts

"You're all disgusting slags."

Have faith kek brothers.

Trump wins

Don't you have a "dancing with the stars" episode you forgot to watch goyim?

TRUMP WILL BE PRESIDENT!!!!!!

HILARY WILL GO PRISON!

KEK WILLS IT!!!

trump wins

>Implying I wouldn't fuck an SJW

Lying to them and fucking them is basically red pilled Taqiyya

Ok Jim.

These girls are adorable.

i REALLY like brown haired norwegian girls, they are so hot

it's weird, a scandinavian country and i still like the brunettes

>these are 10s in burgerland

>"S-S-Sorry... I have some important school work to get done"
>rush to room and get onto Sup Forums and shit post in HAPPENING threads

>tfw this is exactly what it was like growing up around 10 sisters

fml desu

>being a mormon

>11/9 in UK

MFW I play along and accept the pussy like a father accepting a folded American flag as a symbol of his son's sacrifice.

English girls are better looking than Swedish. The average swedish girl looks like a downy sryan nighmare.

Only because we gifted you with rape babies.

I'm anglo-iberian

>"OK!"
>hop on the couch cheerfully
>"And the winner is..."
>"Get ready for a female president!"
>"DONALD TRUMP!"
>they all sit in silence
>I jump up
>"FUCK YEAAAH"
>laugh at my sisters
>Dance in front of TV As they cry
>America is made great once again

did you fuck any of them?

i want stories

Yeah but British pussy stinks like the sea, being from an island and all.

Name's CIA, and you are?

This is so in Sweden

Is that one of those new trans zip-on dicks?

Looks like "TV2 - Skal vi danse" in the background on TV.

> a 10 in britbongistan

How I'd laugh alongside my cousin at the christmas table as my sjw brother is utterly dismayed

Maybe when the snow comes I'll celebrate by building a snowall and demand immigrants to pay for it

sorry, I don't watch TV with people with IQ's below 80
nothing personal
>*walks out*

English girls are hideous monstrosities and Swedish girls are babes.

gyppos aren't british

>you will never smell all their socks

Why even live

Where are their burkas then?

>he never dated an english private school harlot
Missing out, Pierre

it's Norway
these girls live in my city

LOL, Opera.

Just a sec, I need to get something from the safe.

>fixing tacos in the living room
absolutely haram

"Trump has won...the state of Alabama."

who are you and how the fuck did you get into my house?

hey user will you come sit on my lap and watch Trump win with me?
>wat do?

MEMES

*unzips saline implants*

360 would be walking towards them retard

>"OK!"
>hop on the couch cheerfully
>"And the winner is..."
>"DONALD TRUMP!"
>they all sit in silence
>I jump up
>"FUCK YEAAAH"
>let out a laugh of relief
>get up and dance a jig to Kek in front of TV as I high-five my red-pilled family
>America is made great once again
>the cleansing of Europe follow shortly after

at least you know theyre down to get an abortion

I posted it again mommy

nope

who is this trump bumper?

Implying she supports the draft for men?

This bitch really has lost the plot, hasn't she.

Oh my fucking God, will you leave you stupid normie