Pitch your ideal crash bandicoot cartoon

Pitch your ideal crash bandicoot cartoon

Use the resources to make a cartoon for a better game

Something similar to BoJack Horseman with Bubsy filling the role of Mr. Peanutbutter.

A game with tribal masks that go ooga booga would never get past the (((censors)))

What could PAWSibly go wrong?

Crossover cartoon with Spyro, portal wankery lets them deal with locations and villains from both game series.

Crash doesn't even talk so he wouldn't make an ideal protagonist unless if you had coco around to do all of the communication.

A comedic AoStH-style romp set during the events of Crash 3.
Crash, Coco, and Aku Aku travel to different eras to find crystals, Cortex and his minions try to stop them to no avail.

Sonic Boom is more than halfway there

I'd like a cartoon set on the islands that deals with all the characters equally since Crash doesn't talk. So one episode it'd be about tiny and cortex doing some shit, if it were 20 minutes then have a b plot too. Lots of slapstick too since the original games do a lot of that.

I feel like Crash is already the Mr. Peanutbutter. Certainly no Bojack, anyhow.

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>That Coco
Crash is smashing that right

So a Bubsy cartoon featuring Crash then. Or perhaps some other failed mascot from the 90s in the lead.

But they're siblings, user.

That just means they're closer, user.
What's keeping them from getting a bit more intimate?

probably something that has the perfect mix of slice of life comedy and overarching adventure like skylanders academy, and considering it would be made by the same company seem likely, also the talking crash from skylander academy wasn't that bad, I'd still prefer a show about classic crash, but the ironic 90's style cartoon dialog is cool.

>Call him "Onii-chan" a lot.

How about a show that pushes LGBT issues and Identity Politics on children in a totally not ham fist way?

What if it was about the son of a guy who dicked a space lesbian so hard she turned straight and again her own people?

>Or perhaps some other failed mascot from the 90s in the lead.
hope you don't mean crash.

and?

So this thread is just an excuse to post Coco, right?

Like, let's not kid ourselves here.

Or Tawna.....but no one cares about Tawna if we're honest.

For all the personality N. Sane Trilogy injected into Coco, they forgot to make Tawna even remotely interesting. Bit of an odd oversight.

Fair enough, it's kinda weird that they didn't even bother trying to make her less shit. Not like they couldn't, playable Coco was a last minute thing after all, so apparently nobody cared enough about Tawna to fix her. Absolutely with you on the balloon tits thing, by the way. That's just garish.

It has to be a 90s style cartoon. Basically a wacky Warner Bros. Esque romp mixing action and comedy featuring Crash battling cortex with wacky cartoon hijinx.
Very slapstick driven.

> Act like one of his 2d waifus
> Call him oniichan a lot
> It's chinese for boyfriend

btw, why was this deleted? Is that barely visible nipple poking?

There was no nipple.

>nipple poking

Make it like AoStH

Cortex really could steal the show again.

Like Twinsanity, but non-interactive.

Make it like dastardly and muttley's flying machines with the doctors coming up with absurd plots to get crash and the crystals, only to fail gloriously with crash having like 45 seconds of screen time per episode.

It's hard to make a show based on a video game that doesn't have the villain steal the spotlight

I'd also have a community of Aussie Animals living on Wumpa Island to serve as background characters/Cortex's victims

I don't know about that. Sometimes a hero just demands attention.

Jim still had entertaining villains though.

- Make it a satire show that mocks 90s cartoons in general and particularly vidya based cartoons.
- Get Marsh & Povenmire.

It better be damn insightful. Sick to death of "BLIP BLOOP OLD VIDEO GAMES ARE PIXELY HAHA REMEMBER THAT?" gags that don't parody anything in particular.