Disney Junior's next animated series is garbage

Disney Junior's next animated series is garbage.

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>Disney Junior's next animated series is garbage.

That's like saying water is wet

They are all schwarbage.

what level of autism are you on

Just bring back the Addams Family

>Daylight
>She's not burning
not muh

DAYWALKER

That's not even a traditional Vampire thing. The death-by-sunlight was created for Nosferatu, the silent era movie.
Dracula frequently walks around in daylight, as does Carmilla, and the folklore vampires predating Nosferatu.

aw fuck abusefag is going to go nuts

It's just a bland version of Young Dracula.

Another Loli Vampire. Her cuteness is inferior to Sue, but that's to be expected, as Sue currently ranks at #1 above Sibella, Claudia, and Vampire Girl. I accept and await promotions.

meh, she's pretty hot.

I sort of understand watching kid's shows, but this? This is like Sesame Street. What's wrong with you people this is chris chan tier

Do you think that Vamparina's parents killed a human child and turned her into a vampire so they could live as a nuclear family for all eternity?

porn when

we're all kids here, user. don't tell me you're an adult browsing Sup Forums. /:)

Oh, I won't be watching the show. I'll be circling it like a vulture waiting for porn to materialize.

Cute

This isn't a kids show, this is bordering on edutainment where characters have to TALK LOUD AND SLOW so developing toddlers can understand what they're saying and nothing scary or intense happens where all the lessons are about sharing and not lying to your parents.

My nigga, see you fag in oktober

I hope Simon draws her

Also her but who is she and where does she come from

>pigtails shaped like bat wings

I'm expecting to see this cutie posted everyday this halloween

>New York
At this point, I really want New York to disappear from the face of the Earth.

Well, it's Disney - the ones who came up with picrelated

s a pretty nice design, but I wish there was a shota vampire too

that's why we like it. easy to follow.

Had a cousin who hated this series with a passion when he had to watch his younger siblings

Was it really that bad

That is Sue, from Vampiyan Kids, a children's anime. The current cutest vampire.

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Don't really like the character design, personally. Sort of uncanny valley. I suspect the porn will not be fapworthy, unless some real skill is involved.

But that's very clearly the moon.

Are the same faggot that keeps making threads about baby cartoons?

Seems silly to judge it on the theme song.
It will probably be garbage though.

Yes.

I bet she's a pathetic Toreador.

Is kind of cool in that way yeah.

The kind where grown men judge children's shows for entertainment value based on their own personal opinions while ignoring what the children themselves think

I am like that with my cousin and paw patrol.
I calmed down a bit when I worked out they aren't all as retarded as the first few I watched but it's still a bad show and I don't get why it's so popular when there is such better stuff in the age group.

This only reminds me of how bad the Darkstalkers cartoon was

Was that the one with kathleen barr?

I dunno, maybe.

>uncanny valley

uh no sweetie.

Traditionally, vampires can walk around during the day. They're just really fucking weak and don't have access to the majority of their power.
There's also a lot of series that fuse the two and have it so that only weak, shit-tier vampires die in the sunlight, while the stronger ones can walk around without any trouble.

Kathleen barr is my favorite voice actor so maybe I should give it a look.

This won't top PJ Masks, Lion Guard, or Paw Patrol. Whatever toys get made from this won't sell well, and it'll get cancelled.

I see Disney is going back to their roots.

A children's show made me want to fuck a fish

You can stop now.

Bubble Guppies?

Is this abusefag: the show?

I am familiar with paw patrol and understand Lion guard is a lion king prequel meant to compete with mlp but the fuck is pj masks?

Jake and the Neverland pirates

marina porn when

>sweetie
back to redddit wit you

It's Justice League with Kindergartners, except it's only three of them, and they only fight crime when it's bedtime. And they're in their pajamas. Catboy unfortunate naming, Gekko, and Owlette.

I wish I was joking but it's one of the most popular shows on TV for kids.

t. toysrus employee

I've screened PJ masks once or twice, didn't really enjoy it.

I might give it a look.

I probably should've mentioned that it's Disney Junior, and the average viewer is probably 2-6.

In the UK, it's broadcasted quite regularly on a free-to-air satellite channel (Tiny Pop) - which is surprising because they usually only ever secure low budget cartoons.

Sofia The First is really good so there's no reason this can't be.

It used to be such way, but some of the recent ones were watchable. Looks like it didn't lasted.

Why the fuck do all these kid cartoons have this shitty 3d style? What happened to cartoons being cartoony and not boring character designs? I'm not even a old style fag this just looks boring.

This is the point I was making with - I don't know how to pin it exactly, but the style is unsightly and tacky in a particularly distinct way.

they are cute to look at

She has wings for ears.

I'm surprised you guys haven't gone after the mom. James Van Der Beek is the dad.

Man, did this ever got fully subbed?
I only ever found the first episode in youtube.

Cute

How is that family not burning to ash in the sun

...

this shit look horrible. That CGI wouldn't even fly on a videogame from 1995.

FPbP

I actually already knew about this show from a loli drawthread from infinitechan months ago. Been meaning to watch a few of this.

Yes, theres already porn of this cute vampire loli.

If I want to watch a cartoon where a little girl is a vampire, I prefer Mona The Vampire... Seems ironic that the characters are pretending to be one.

New flavor of the month?

>Her cuteness is inferior to Sue, but that's to be expected
Yes.

WHOA-OH-OH!
VAMPIRINA!
WHOA-OH-OH!
VAMPIRINA!

Disney has a knack for abnormally well polished child(-like) singers.

song could use some work.

>ears

oh sweetie.... no.

I might watch this... I'm a sucker for anything Halloween themed.

I want a toy of their house.

hahahah what the fuck
why even make them pirates then

>Disney Junior

isn't that meant for the 2-6 age range? Pretty sure that's outside my demo

if you wanted to get technical, a ship crewed by people who just want to live independently and not pay taxes, who either earn a living as salvagers or just know what islands have free food and drinking water, would probably still get labelled as pirates by the government for not submitting to their authority

Are you an actual 5 year old?

What's sofia the first about?

Those aren't her ears.
They do appear to be ponytails now.

True.

>would probably still get labelled as pirates by the government for not submitting to their authority
how stupid can you be? You joined antifa, didn't you?

fuck off back to pol, you meme shitter.