Dragon thread

Dragon thread

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What's the difference between slaying a dragon and killing one?

One implies a struggle, the other is straight up murder.

I wish the dragons in httyd was more aesthetic

>Fucking a dragon
Be honest, would you?

>1966+51
>Not being the dragon

C'mon, user, it's not like there are any limits.

It really depends on the dragon but probably yeah

Ant-man thread? Cool.

I'd fuck an argonian, so yeah, probably.

>Electrocuting yourself until you have a heart attack
But I don't want to die

Which us which?

Depends, how big is its hoard?

One of the most arousing pieces of media I've been exposed to in this site was some /tg/ writefaggotry about a dude having a romantic dinner and after that making love to a dragon he originally intended to slay. So yeah, I would.

>Being mother of dragons
Is that literally or figuratively? Sounds cool anyway

Did someone get lost on their way to /tg/?

Considering Dragonborn murders the fuck out of Dragons without that much of a fight...

The only good dragon is a defeted dragon.

yes

>sexually defeating a dragon
I like the way you think, user

What do you mean?

Are you saying you get off to electrocution?

I want 'death by dragon dick' to be on my tombstone

You wouldn't happen to have it saved would you?

found it, had to make a short stop at /trash/
enjoy
Red-Hot Rebound (HumanMxDragonF, long, size difference, vanilla)
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but the dragons are asthetic

I would not be emberassesd at all.

Something something die something something barneyfah.

>search to find non-ant-sized image
>find out OP removed the best one

Yes

>Dragon waifu
no diff dude

What about doing the bottom one and then fucking your dragon daughter?

Ravioli Ravioli do not lewd the dragon loli

It's at the bottom for a reason, user.

If they didn't want people to jerk off to her maybe they could have tried not making her so fuckable

Yes.

m8 I would fuck any mythical creature I could get my hands on

except cyclops

Hello /tg/

Would you do with a Sphinx?
Could you would you in a sink?

Would you do it with a centaur
Could you would you drink from her semen jar?

Who wouldn't?

RUDE!

Yes

YESSSSSSSSSS

bugger off you one eyed freaks

Only hard part about that riddle is figuring out which one to dick first

MEAN!

Is a being without a frontal lobe even capable of love?

Lies and slander.

Depends on the dragon.

They made the dragon loli lewd as fuck on purpose user.
She WANTS to be lewded.

how are cyclops capable of performing such complex tasks such as lying and slandering when two thirds of their cranium are filled with eyeball?

It matters.
Can the dragon transubstantiate relative to a humanoid form.
Is the dragon only at most 6 feet tall?
Is there a potion or spell of some kind to enlarge a person or shrink a dragon?

Otherwise it is almost literally like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Factoring out any size difference you have the question of weather a dragon has an irregular body temperature compared to a human i.e. are it's fluids scathingly hot?
Lastly, assuming you can ever get that far how powerful can it can contract?

If the cautionary tale does not exist, perhaps I would elect myself to be the cautionary tale.
As one user basically said "fucked a dragon" a pretty cool epitaph.

>not taking the opportunity to be THE guy that fucked a dragon
Like, get out of my face, man

yes. though I'd probably drop my spaghetti introducing myself

There are several ways that they could have space for a brain with the correct eye structure.
youtube.com/watch?v=iyPM5dhaPH0

>being eaten by a dragon

vorefags GET OUT

I'm not going to go puritan and ">humanoid" you, but for christ's sake the big hands/feet are offputting. Why do japs do this shit? Those wings look like crap too, it's like they make an active effort to make the monster bits as shitty as possible.

>dragons are in human form 99% of the time
there's no point in having them be dragons then

As a guy who actually likes MGE, I agree that too many of the girls in it look more like they're wearing over-sized gloves and boots rather than the monster parts looking like they are actually a part of them. The problem I think is that the monster bits just start up with little to no lead up on the skin. Also the lower-back-wings are just part of that Japanese stylistic thing they do with succubi because every monster in the setting has been turned part succubus by the queen succubus/new monster lord to bring peace between the humans and monster by way of having them fuck each other instead of kill each other.

>at most 6 feet tall
Tall women BTFO!

Is that adorable little monster his?

Sum Dweginz.

fuck off weebs

But user, it's IMPLIED that they are a big scary dragon. Doesn't that make them appealing? Isn't blueballs the BEEEEEESSSST?

HOT!
I agree with you, but the lobe is a little bit smaller so the instincts are more...primal.

Shouldn't barneyfag be here by now?

i forgot the name of the jap who drew monsters x male humans, most of the time they were the monster were dragons

Is this the only pic you have to show lust?
You post it way too much.

No it is not.
But it does get my point across pretty well.

>thumbnail

nigger my wife is a dragon

This feels so out of order. Like, "killing a dragon" should be lowest, and being trained by them should be lower than training them.

Sure, but I'd never call her again afterwards.

and that is how you slay a dragon from the inside out, you coldhearted motherfucker.

No one fucking asked you what order you'd prefer your memes to be in.

your wife is a thot

This would be better if you cut out Killing a Dragon, moved everything above Fucking up a level, and inserted "Becoming the Dragon" in between training and fucking.

Please see this post

Nina kinda deserves it at this point. She single-handedly ruined her show.

QUIT POSTING THAT FUCKING IMAGE

>nigger my wife is a ,,dragon,,
Ftfy

Too bad, you get the opinion anyway

How do you fuck up quotes so bad?

The quotes are on the top, the word is just written upside down.

nigger this better be the start of an actual porn comic

Make me

this is literally those "draw a loli and say she's 1000 years old" bullshit

sauce me

Befriend
Rape
Betray
Slay
Become

>would you fuck a dragon
yes
>would you fuck a milf dragon who showers you with affection and cuddles, and is a pleasure heaven in bed?
FUCK YES
>would you fuck a fat milf dragon?
who do you want killed

I don't want to go to jail!

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Do you by chance mean Sanzo? I think he's also the artist behind "She's a T-Rex"

who drew this cute; what is the context

Bump

>tfw The Dreadful is dead

Fuck you for reminding me.

>dragon