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First for space muslim fu

Reminder that RLM popularized the name "Sheev"

Lost Stars when?

Also are we getting Phasma and Leia tonight?

Reminder that RLM popularized your "Mum"

*inhales deeply*

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What if Snoke turns out just be a rich old fraud LARPing as a Sith Lord?
Would that be kino or not?

No they didn't you fucking idiot

Are there droids designed for sex

*exhales deeply*

Form your own opinion faggot

*holds the breath*

I already have my opinion. I want to know yours.
Come on now. Why is everyone always so angry in this thread?

I liked Snoke better when people thought he was a literal giant. Now that he's just some ugly guy the mystique is gone.

Ryloth for twi'leks

no humans allowed

No one thought he was a literal giant.
Haven't you seen The Wizard of Oz?

Reminder that since she is a Mirialan, she has a dick.

My family did

I had to remind them if the giant palpatine head hologram in ESB to convince them

I liked The Emperor better when people thought he was a literal giant floating head. Now that he's just some ugly guy the mystique is gone.

When did the idea that ear shape was sexually dimorphic in Twi'lek come to be?
Was it when Bib and Oola were decided to be the same species?

Why not just say that it was part of Oola's stripper outfit? Like her lekku bra

Hera is a CUTE.

Remember when Twi'lek was a rare race?

>yfw Kylo's outfit is actually his jedi academy uniform

I think it was like this, let's draw Twi'leks in the background, Bib look like most of the male and Oola looks like all the females

what should I do about the female ear shape?
fuck it keep it like that

when were they a was a rare race?

That has me wondering what the second most populous race in the galaxy is after humans. I want to say it actually is Twi'leks nowadays.

Leia epub looks like it comes out tonight, haven't seen anything about Phasma

Otfags like Sup Forums or RLM are absolute cancer. They all hate Star Wars, but will unironically defend their position as a "true fan of the originals". Unfortunately, they're not even that. All OTfags are just TESBfags. They'll say ROTJ is garbage and "foreshadowed how bad the prequels will be", or that ANH was nothing extraordinary. In fact, the only Star Wars movie these people seem to enjoy outside of TESB is TFA, but that's just happened recently. Outside of that, they've acted the same since the film's release in 1980.

They dominate online Star Wars discussion boards. /swco/ is the only place someone can talk about Lucas or the PT positively, and even then these people raid the threads and act like they're being ousted for their "unique" opinion.

But worst of all is the damage its done to Star Wars. Not even 10 years ago, no one really hated the PT. They may not have liked it, but no one claimed Lucas raped their childhood or thought that death threats to Lucas were a justified reaction to the films. Then people like RLM come along and spout the same rhetoric day in and day out, tarnishing the PT's reputation with lies about its production, exaggerations if Lucas's control, and so on and so on. It's gotten to the point that when introducing people to Star Wars, they don't want to see the PT because "they heard it sucks". Its gotten so bad, that all the complaints were a major reason to why Lucas sold. Its gotten so bad, we got The Force Awakens.

Will we ever recover?

do people post this copy pasta unironically or ironically I legitimately can not fucking tell

>filename
I think it's just one guy. He's right though.

I do too but no one memes about shit like this except when they think it's wrong so I assume he just thinks it's funny?

Who is your Star Wars waifu, /swco/?

Kylo.

I'M SUPREME LEADER SNOKE, OWNER AND PROPRIETOR OF THE CANTONICA CANTO BIGHT GAMBLING CASINO AND PORG FUR EMPORIUM.

ALLEGATIONS THAT I USE MY LAWFULLY GOTTEN GAINS TO FUND TERRORISM ARE UNSUBSTANTIATED RUMORS PERPETRATED BY THOSE CITY SLICKER HOOLIGANS IN THE NEW GALACTIC REPUBLIC.

I'M JUST A HUMBLE NERF-FED BUSINESS OWNER BEING PERSECUTED ON ACCOUNT OF MY WEALTH AND SUCCESS.

this tbqh senpai

>Knights of Ren are Luke's students
Poetry.

Who said I was meming.

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>tfw no giant Sheev

can your waifu be a race

>A giant dark side user is better than a disfigured gold finger LARPing as Sheev

shit taste

>TFA porn parody
>they don't get Tori Black for Rey

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What I want to know is what in the FUCK happens to male Twi'Leks?

Hera is mommyfu and waifu all in one. The perfect woman. An angel among the stars.

>ToFN
>Not RE
>Not Hawk

>slave slut

>implying that's a bad thing
I would let Chopper record it as well.

ToFN was the most populated back then.

Those were simpler times

Why have a waifu when you can have a husbando instead

the clone wars has started, find your planet and choose a side

Ventress, please

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Best case scenario

>Luke, did I ever tell you that in the original shooting script for A New Hope, I was meant to be 70 years old when I died (I'd be 74 now had I lived) and your father here is 55 according to the Return of the Jedi shooting script?
>But ever since George revised his timeline when creating the prequels, I'd now be 57 when I died (I'd be 61 now) and your father here is now 45, even though no other 45 year old in the universe looks this shitty! Time is not a good friend.

I know nothing about EU, so I will pick a random name I like.
Axxila, Republic side.

How long did he spend in the desert under the sun? Shit will age you hard

Doesn't explain why Anakin looks 55-60 despite being 45

Unfortunately

>reposting this shitty bait

Nar Shaddaa a city planet join the Hutts and invade Ryloth,
Republic can't do shit not a part of the CIS,
now have a slave race to build a fleet.
the Hutt empire will rise again.

Oh yeah, you're totally invading Ryloth for the Hutt Empire
Uhuh

galactic republic moving in on small business

Guiness didn't age as well as Shaw

Can someone photoshop Old Luke's face onto a porg?

I need it

I really think it should have been a 30-40 year break between III and IV as apposed to a 19 year break.

Granted, Nazi Germany didn't even last 15 years. But it just makes the Empire feel more established and insidious if they had more time to build.

REEEEEE
delete this

Bib Fortuna was the template
Just like Oola was for females

All males=freaks
All females=sluts

so have Anakin turn to Vader off screen halfway between 3 AND 4...? Luke and Leia have to be born while he's still Anakin

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I hate how the Hutt ships are just Jabba's sailbarge made large scale

That's the biggest problem with the EU, the ST, and actually a lot of the PT
They take random incidental things from the OT and extrapolate it too fucking hard.
Only blue and green sabers show up? Well ONLY green and blue sabers for Jedi exist.
Sheev makes Lightning? Well ALL Sith make Lightning

George did his best to make new things and expand the world. but he still fell trap to the "Make things like the OT but bigger"
The ST at this point doesn't even feel like it's trying to innovate

That's Star Wars for you.
Where everyone is afraid of making up new things.

>Sheev makes Lightning? Well ALL Sith make Lightning
this is a power few can learn numbnuts
>Only blue and green sabers show up? Well ONLY green and blue sabers for Jedi exist.
Mace had a purple saber dumbass. Watch the movies you complain about.

Yeah, you're right
It's not even Star Wars. Series almost always fall into a blackhole of the series that made them popular.

I think artists should be sent to a desert island whenever they make something good
That way they can't be influenced by what fans think and expect.

while I mostly agree with it, I had screencapped the post from a while back and I don't believe that the post was originally saved by the guy doing this, which means someone actually retyped that out from the screencapped post which is pretty cringeworthy

for the record the original poster wasn't wrong for the most part, except with regards to "no hate for the prequels" which wasn't true, it's just that the hate wasn't any more or less than any given movie at the time of their release

at any rate I implore the guy reposting that copypasta to stop typing that shit out and to just save the fucking screencap

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By AotC, we've seen two Sith Lords
Sheev and Dooku
Both use Lightning.
Apparently, it's part of the package
The Dookster should have had his own unique power.
Even Ian McDiarmid complained that Sheev's uniqueness was diminished. The guy LOVED being Sheev. What a guy.

Mace was special,yes, but in the AotC arena scene, we see the most Jedi ignite their sabers in any time in SW history. All Green or Blue. Why not some yellow, or orange, or gold, or any other colour?
Mace is the ONLY saber in the PT that breaks OT """rules"""

your picture is wrong, your informing some one about there bait

your no tarkin, your a krennic!

>given evidence
>moves goalposts
shieldgate, come on. try harder.

What is she?

where was maul's lightning
explain why the temple guards had yellow lightsabers and tera sinube had a white one

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Sith LORDS, yes. But what about ventress? You think she would have skipped lightning day learning from the dook?

>provides counter evidence
>calls it goalpost moving
What? Do you even know that means?

>shieldgate
What? I have no idea what that means

Vader would have learned lightning if it were not for his robot hands, that means every sith we have seen in the movies can use it

>ONE jedi out of the dozens we see has anything other than green or blue

He was originally supposed to have a green or blue saber but Jackson joked about wanting a purple one, George informed him that he would have a purple saber the next time they filmed

force lightning is like a max level wizard spell, you need the wisdom and power level to use it.

and the nightsisters, and savage, and darth bane, and the Son from Mortis, and the Inquisitors...

>this thing that didn't happen and for which there is no canon evidence except my warped logic is clearly the only explanation
classic shieldgate

He was a mere apprentice. A bitch that got killed by a lowly Padawan.
5 years too late.
These guys must be the mongoloids of the Jedi. Only fit to watch the door.

You can't refute that the AotC arena battle has the widest spread of Jedi and yet they all ignite blue or green blades.
It really should have been a fucking rainbow. Even red.

Dooku would never have taught her that, it's a Sith Technique. He'd have been sheeved on the spot for it.

>Vader
Would have, should have, could have. Where in canon does it state he was capable of learning it
>He was originally supposed to
Irrelevant to what we see in the film. Also, see

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God fucking damn it I knew it was Shieldgate through his spacing

"Goalpost moving" doesn't mean "I just got proved wrong"
Try again

Wait what? Sup Forums despises TFA from what I've seen.

>some of the most powerful sith in the universe can use it
>every one can!
i see this is a head canon thread

YOU LITERALLY SAID 'they were five years too late' IMPLYING THAT THEM EXISTING AT ALL DOES NOT PROVE YOUR 'mace was the only special one' POINT WRONG
THAT'S LITERALLY MOVING GOALPOSTS FAG

Who?