>It's a dark, lonely night... again. You tightly hold your plush love-analog. You lean in gingerly to smell it. It smells of McNuggets. You're taken aback, as you expected to simply imagine the savory aroma. You then realize that it smells such a way because your fingers are still fresh from the 50-piece meal you consumed before bedtime. Life-affirming joy washes over you as you drift away to sleep in the bliss of breaded chicken.
L-LEWD!
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sauce?
You're dead to me.
BBQ, from the look of it.
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I can't drink my favorite brand of fizzy juice anymore (or presumably any other sort) since it seems to be irritating my bladder something awful.
Don't know if it might be the caffeine or the artificial sweeteners or the carbonation.
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Womp is literally the one and only autobiographical Pathetic Nerd Comic I have ever found funny. Am I alone in finding it so special among them?
But those dakimuras are only embarrassing because of the waifu imagery.
Tall pillows don't have any sexual connotations to them inherently, they're to wrap yourself areound so your sweaty bodyparts don't touch each other.
funnier than the comic
It's because it's actually realistic instead of just look how quirky and nerdy I am
I don't read web comics.
Not really.
Sup Forums should stop overreacting to puns and obvious jokes. You guys are as bad as reddit sometimes.
I got some McNuggets last week for the first time in years and they were genuinely awful. Extremely thin, bland, and maybe slightly burnt.
Time has made a fool of me.
>Not designed to embrace as you hump your dick against them
I had a similar experience a year or so ago. I was thoroughly disappointed.
Such an American thread.
sichuan
>look at Ronnie back in 2011
>the art is exactly the same
is this good or bad?
Depends on if you like Penny Arcade.
Improving artists is a meme
You are either born a good artist or you doomed to draw like shit for the rest of your life while those good artist tell you you just need to doodle 5 min a day to get good
older art is actually slightly better
lines are smoother, and everything looks less flat
it's still funny and that's what matters
You really should get that looked at. Might just be a bladder infection that can be cleared up fairly easily.
>artificial sweeteners
i don't know if i have a particularly developed palette, but even though i'm a smoker, when i drink diet sodas with aspartame or similar, i experience a distinct chemical aftertaste which is rather unpleasant
i'd much rather be a fat, fat, fatty mcfatterson than drink diet coke
looks like BBQ sauce
I did go to the doctors and take a piss test (since along with the uncomfortable feelings I've been pissing more) but they said it didn't detect anything.
>he doesn't correct her that it's actually a nugging pillow
dropped
THIS
Have a friend who's a great artist and he told me he was always good. Practicing is mostly a meme.
I bet you faggots think 'artists' just draw all their images in one go perfect right away too.
artificial sweeteners do taste off. It's mostly about finding which ones you can tolerate in what drinks. I don't mind stevia in coffee but I'd rather drink sparkling water than any diet soda other than energy drinks which taste like a big vat of chemicals anyway.
college dropout logics. You are just a childish ragequiter that refuse to do the boring part and then don't understand why it doesn't work.
>irl Ronnie doesn't really like nuggets and isn't that fat
why must life be so disappointing
>It's mostly about finding which ones you can tolerate in what drinks.
i've pretty much taken the view that it's either sugar or nothing - i don't need sweeteners in coffee, and when i drink cola it's a treat rather than a daily habit, so i go for the sugary-sugary goodness :3
>irl Ronnie doesn't really like nuggets and isn't that fat
you forgot to mention that his comics are really good, unlike the poop that his alter-ego seems to produce
so disappointing
he has as much fat as his representation, he just has seven fucking feet to distribute it upon.
The change is understandable- if you edit WHOMP to have a big Ronnie he's kind of scary.
Would hug.
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As the largest friend he would be able to just eat everyone else.
>First panel: Strategy RPG
>Second panel: Genital 'sentivity'
What game is this exactly?
Also
>Orgasms: 960
That's quite alot.
Jesus that's terrifying. She's gonna get smacked, isn't she?
Comic!Ronnie is so short he has to use a stool to cook, it's adorable
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>960
>a lot
Nigger, at my peak horniness in my middle teens, I averaged four a day. 960 is fucking nothing, a year's worth. And girls are multi-orgasmic and with no refractory period, a proper female pervert can manage thousands a year.
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She has penis and balls sensitivity, with a foreskin rating of Un-cut
She is not a girl.
Oh geez. You should probably get some more tests done, even if a prostate exam if you have to go that far, just to be sure.
At the very least, drink cranberry juice. They may not be technically harmful, but it'll definitely take care of whatever toxins/irritants might be stuck in you.
These were a fad for a while, supposedly they had restorative effects on vision. I wonder if that's even a little bit true.
>just standing there, looking up Ronnie's asshole
Agrias is a sick girl.
what are you gay
>implying "futanari" doesn't go into the female namespace
Get a load of this newfag.
>despair is so strong you can't even stand
I know the feel
To be fair it seemed to start getting better, which is why I began drinking stuff once more and having a couple of ice creams and other crap.
But then after a handful of days of that I felt unpleasant again which is why I was thinking it was one of those.
I've just gone and made another doctor's appointment, Wednesday was the earliest I could get.
Sauce?
Cranberry Juice curing bladder infections is a myth.
that game looks familiar
>Agrias is a sick girl.
It's Stockholm Syndrome. After years of dealing with Ronnie's... eccentricities, she probably can't get off without watching gross-out fat dude porn.
yes they do.
Don't you watch youtube vids?
i did the "boring" part for 5 years and haven't improved a bit.
also the fact that she only pays $100 of rent every month, since Ronnie feels too bad about asking her to pay the full half.
the UI makes me think of Princess Maker, which it is obviously not, so I'm stumped.
what do you think of strips that don't feature Ronnie or Agrias?
Why does anons hate "Reddit spacing" but LOVES Reddit bad pun loving behaviors?
Anything Ronnie Filyaw does is awesome
he's a great guy
kek wtf
Why do you think Reddit invented enjoying terrible puns?
You could say we're puntaminated with bad humour
>Americans think that IRL Ronnie is a normal weight
LOL
What I can't stand is someone draws like a beastwoman or whatever with the ears above her head... but still have her acting like she has regular human ears by holding things up to the side of her head to 'listen' to them, or people drawing them with earrings down there instead of in their actual nonhuman ears.
Do catgirls have 4 ears or 2?
I like them.
user that is clearly a teenage Ronnie
Whompman was never that slim
Nah, there have been strips with ACTUAL teenage ronnie.
>now you can say you've kissed a girl
>do you want to go to the prom with me?
Why not go all the way back to the beginning? Ronnie developed a style that works for him early in the life of the comic and has been tweaking it since.
You could have watched him draw the comics live, but that's all over now. And because nobody was showing up.
Maybe he'll do Twitch streaming again.
>not eating your nugs with sweet & sour
What is the gameplay of this game like?
Are the sex and the rpg combat separate?
Is it (poorly) translated into English?
This board is like 50% reddit and 50% pedos. Half need to go back to r/Sup Forums and other half need to go back to Sup Forums.
I thought most of the pedos went to /trash/ to be with thier own people?
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I was on that tier but the stream never worked for me and I had to stop it because I'm a total neet poorfag.
Yeah, Picarto wasn't always working out, and the last straw earlier this week was them making it so private streams would not archive as videos, so you couldn't even go back and watch them later at your own convenience.
Only the Loud House fags.
Artificial sweeteners work nicely in energy drinks. Because those taste like an exploding chemlab anyway.
I found a diet cola that rolls with the punches by adding ginger, which gels with aspartame insofar as it hides the taste of it in the ginger taste, which has a similar sharpness. Quite ingenious, really.
Otherwise I like to add a dash of pure lime juice to my water for low-calories refreshment.