Brit/pol/ - GOOD MORNING edition

>Lily Allen says taxi driver refused to drive her and told her to 'find an immigrant'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/lily-allen-says-taxi-driver-refused-to-driver-and-told-her-to-fi/

>France says Britain must take in more than 1,000 refugee children
theguardian.com/world/2016/oct/28/calais-france-rebukes-britain-over-abandoned-refugee-children

>Nissan talks were open and honest, says Downing Street
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37801857

>Theresa May SLAPS DOWN Tony Blair as he tries to rally Remain 'insurgency' against Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/726263/Brexit-News-Theresa-May-slaps-down-Tony-Blair-second-EU-referendum-bid-Remain

>Belfast High Court rejects Brexit challenges
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37796836

>Tony Blair suggests a second referendum to reverse Brexit 'catastrophe', as he calls on Remainers to moblise
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/28/minister-convinced-nissan-to-keep-building-in-uk-with-written-pr/

>JCB boss: EU regulations mean that Britain is better off outside the single market
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/27/jcb-boss-eu-regulations-mean-that-britain-is-better-off-outside/

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37803531
theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/28/ukip-leadership-candidate-raheem-kassam-donald-trump-niqab-referendum
youtube.com/watch?v=HG2UMO6rZd4
youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
lbc.co.uk/radio/player/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

THINGS

Tunnocks Teacakes desu.

>people actually spent £1000 on a 13 inch laptop before june

lmao

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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>all these anglo hate threads in the catalog
>mfw

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when does the theresa mayism wikipedia article get written?

FUNNY INNIT

Nobody likes us...

KAREN!

That is literally Justin Bieber at Kinross House in Perthshire...

KAREN!

You're not laughing now.

Karen a cute. CUTE.

... in his boxers.

>Muslim race relations worker guilty of racist abuse at refugee rally
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37803531

Is it a biscuit or a cake?

>Muslim
>abuse
I'm shocked I tell you!

That's a Tunnock's Tea Cake mate

>Lily Allen says taxi driver refused to drive her and told her to 'find an immigrant'

top kek

Marshmallow tbqh.

>marshmallow

Ah but its sat on a biscuit.

Does that make it a cake?

Makes it a marshmallow sat on a biscuit mate.

But a marshmallow has to be independent for it to be the single entity we call a marshmallow.

>In a powerful message, Johnson said Australia was large enough for everyone and race should not enter our lives as a negative influence, but a positive one helping us come together as one.

>white countries for everyone

kek

Some bits of it get hard with time whilst other parts go soft.
I'd say it's a quasi-cake. Not quite cake and not quite biscuit.

It's a marshmallow taken hostage by bourgeois chocolate and biscuit oppressors tbqh.

Just fuck my head up.
What is the status of pic?

INNIT FUNNAY!?

she's pretty

A cake for tax/VAT purposes

Humorous is it not?

That is a game changer. Its made from cake but it takes the inner form of a biscuit with a filling similar in quantity to what you would find in a biscuit.

>not long now until the UK leaves Europe and has the power to make incest legal
>I can't wait that long, Mum

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But I do believe the audience is not enjoying the humor of the situation anymore.

Hold on

Is this a right-wing or a left-wing subreddit??

>we`ll never experience a political moment this good ever again

Lad...

>Raheem defends Trump and calls for niqab referendum
theguardian.com/politics/2016/oct/28/ukip-leadership-candidate-raheem-kassam-donald-trump-niqab-referendum

Third Position

When will Corbyn start the purge in Labour?

Happy Saturday lads

who /comedown/ or /hungover/ here?

Lily Allen is stupid, vapid lying cunt.

Bitch is probably lying, I wish a pack of feral Pakis enrich her daughters.

Why does the telegraph use such an autistic photographer?

>drinking until late last night
>work in a couple hours
JUST

Can't wait for a majority labour govt next election

>majority labour govt

meme candidate

nuttall or bust

Is there even a labour party right now? Conference happened in early September and no one has seen them since.

>majority labour govt

We've heard them saying "we need to reclaim socialism" a few times since the conference. :^)

The funny thing is he will still get more votes than Evans.

Daily Reminder of the UKIP candidate rough positions

>wake up
>it's almost 4am
>start drinking again
>no work but fuck all I'm going to feel like shit all tomorrow when I inevitably pass out again and wake up at noon
I'm a degenerate. PLEASE BASED NIGEL SEND ME SOME OF YOUR POWER TO OVERCOME THIS

Dear Sir, I have it on good authority that you are overweight and have a nig nog as your head of state.
Whereas we have Her glorious Majesty.

youtube.com/watch?v=HG2UMO6rZd4

>we need to reclaim socialism
Why? Does socialism have a bad reputation for some reason?

Where is Farage on the compass?

So I found a girl on a dating site who actually replied to me, but she is a busy person so is not on a lot (single mum and working).

Should I ask her out on a date or something now or later? Bare in mind when she gets round to replying my next message will be the third one. Not sure if that is too early or not.

Sorry to ask here lads but don't have many people to talk to about this stuff in reality.

Well that was rude. Here I was enjoying a good Brit/pol/ thread having a grand old time while celebrating just how fucking based Nigel Farage is and you had to go and turn it into a pissing match instead of 'avin' a giggle with me m8. Why did you have to go and do that, my dear friend? Why must you always be so confrontational when people just want to get along?

Kassam's economic position but not as authoritarian

>single mum
Damaged goods, and you will technically be a cuckold unless you kill her children, and make your own

10/10 would vote for again

>Evans
>right wing
She's pretty much the heir to Cameron.

>Ban Christmas advertising until 1 December, says David Blunkett.
Literally thought this blind cunt was dead.

I think they're just autistic people, the first one particularly.

Racist Brexiters will defend this.

>but she is a busy person so is not on a lot
>single mum and working
It won't end well.

>those sick fucks that hate UKIP but join anyway

>ban something

ahh labour

>BLACK cab
She had to emphasize that.

I don't think you understand how low my standards are.

Explain lad?

what's to defend? he did the right thing and denied service to a conspirator against his country

what cunt?

Deep down are lilly really hates niggers.

I consider her position on the chart centrist

Lily Allen btfo.

She is a stupid tart though.

Racist Brexiters will defend this.

>Brexit will 'take Britain back to the 1970s', says former Bank of England expert.
DISCO'S BACK NIGGAS!

>things that never happened
But it should have.

Fell 20 feet yesterday mates. Fractured a foot, badly sprained my other one and got a nasty gash on my leg to the bone.

Give me some sympathy

This. If it did happen I'll buy him a jar.

>Explain lad?
You'll get mad because she won't spend any time with you and because she won't spend any time with you she won't really develop the same connection with you, you'll just be "that guy that puts up with me".
It's no way to enter into and continue a relationship.

I like getting up early on a Saturday morning and taking my doggo for a nice walk lads. Looking forward to the comfy winter mornings where it's all frosty and stuff desu

20 feet is like 2 metres isn't it?

>oldest hotel in uk burned down last night

bit shitty

Maybe you are right, but I will give it a go anyway. I haven't even been on a date in 5 years.

>DISCO'S BACK NIGGAS!
It never went away

youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>#ThingsThatNeverHappened

6 metres

nah, 6 feet n something is about 2 metres.. or was it close to 7?

So, at least 5 to 7 metres.

So a stagnant and failing economy saved by a radical change in direction?

>but I will give it a go anyway.
I didn't expect to change your mind since it was already made up. Be careful and don't get yourself attached.

Nigel Farage is on air now
lbc.co.uk/radio/player/

How?

It's basically the second floor window height on a standard house

Will try not to. Thanks for the advice.

>not being able to seamlessly transition between metric and gods own measurement

fucking millenials

Wasn't the 70's the most equal decade in British history in regards to the pay gap between the richest and poorest?

Sounds fine by me.