>Lily Allen says taxi driver refused to drive her and told her to 'find an immigrant'
top kek
Brayden Gutierrez
Marshmallow tbqh.
Ryan Thomas
>marshmallow
Ah but its sat on a biscuit.
Does that make it a cake?
James Stewart
Makes it a marshmallow sat on a biscuit mate.
Luis Taylor
But a marshmallow has to be independent for it to be the single entity we call a marshmallow.
Jeremiah Scott
>In a powerful message, Johnson said Australia was large enough for everyone and race should not enter our lives as a negative influence, but a positive one helping us come together as one.
>white countries for everyone
kek
Zachary Young
Some bits of it get hard with time whilst other parts go soft. I'd say it's a quasi-cake. Not quite cake and not quite biscuit.
Samuel Howard
It's a marshmallow taken hostage by bourgeois chocolate and biscuit oppressors tbqh.
Evan Clark
Just fuck my head up. What is the status of pic?
Levi Brooks
INNIT FUNNAY!?
Luke Martinez
she's pretty
Joseph Robinson
A cake for tax/VAT purposes
Thomas Powell
Humorous is it not?
David Sanchez
That is a game changer. Its made from cake but it takes the inner form of a biscuit with a filling similar in quantity to what you would find in a biscuit.
Brandon Parker
>not long now until the UK leaves Europe and has the power to make incest legal >I can't wait that long, Mum
Parker Phillips
...
Caleb Kelly
But I do believe the audience is not enjoying the humor of the situation anymore.
Hunter Thomas
Hold on
Is this a right-wing or a left-wing subreddit??
Julian Ramirez
>we`ll never experience a political moment this good ever again
Bitch is probably lying, I wish a pack of feral Pakis enrich her daughters.
Matthew Roberts
Why does the telegraph use such an autistic photographer?
Isaac Stewart
>drinking until late last night >work in a couple hours JUST
Austin Gonzalez
Can't wait for a majority labour govt next election
Ryan Russell
>majority labour govt
Kevin Jones
meme candidate
nuttall or bust
Josiah Wright
Is there even a labour party right now? Conference happened in early September and no one has seen them since.
Joshua Nelson
>majority labour govt
Xavier Moore
We've heard them saying "we need to reclaim socialism" a few times since the conference. :^)
Jack Cox
The funny thing is he will still get more votes than Evans.
Sebastian Wood
Daily Reminder of the UKIP candidate rough positions
Ian Williams
>wake up >it's almost 4am >start drinking again >no work but fuck all I'm going to feel like shit all tomorrow when I inevitably pass out again and wake up at noon I'm a degenerate. PLEASE BASED NIGEL SEND ME SOME OF YOUR POWER TO OVERCOME THIS
Austin Hernandez
Dear Sir, I have it on good authority that you are overweight and have a nig nog as your head of state. Whereas we have Her glorious Majesty.
>we need to reclaim socialism Why? Does socialism have a bad reputation for some reason?
Gabriel Murphy
Where is Farage on the compass?
Jason Smith
So I found a girl on a dating site who actually replied to me, but she is a busy person so is not on a lot (single mum and working).
Should I ask her out on a date or something now or later? Bare in mind when she gets round to replying my next message will be the third one. Not sure if that is too early or not.
Sorry to ask here lads but don't have many people to talk to about this stuff in reality.
Julian Gomez
Well that was rude. Here I was enjoying a good Brit/pol/ thread having a grand old time while celebrating just how fucking based Nigel Farage is and you had to go and turn it into a pissing match instead of 'avin' a giggle with me m8. Why did you have to go and do that, my dear friend? Why must you always be so confrontational when people just want to get along?
Benjamin Murphy
Kassam's economic position but not as authoritarian
Jackson Jenkins
>single mum Damaged goods, and you will technically be a cuckold unless you kill her children, and make your own
Gabriel Gomez
10/10 would vote for again
Hunter Rivera
>Evans >right wing She's pretty much the heir to Cameron.
Robert Ortiz
>Ban Christmas advertising until 1 December, says David Blunkett. Literally thought this blind cunt was dead.
Hunter Wilson
I think they're just autistic people, the first one particularly.
Luis Moore
Racist Brexiters will defend this.
Henry Nguyen
>but she is a busy person so is not on a lot >single mum and working It won't end well.
Julian Hernandez
>those sick fucks that hate UKIP but join anyway
Christian Cook
>ban something
ahh labour
Noah Lee
>BLACK cab She had to emphasize that.
Daniel Ramirez
I don't think you understand how low my standards are.
Explain lad?
Nathaniel Gutierrez
what's to defend? he did the right thing and denied service to a conspirator against his country
Sebastian Jenkins
what cunt?
Kayden Long
Deep down are lilly really hates niggers.
Dominic Ramirez
I consider her position on the chart centrist
Camden Gutierrez
Lily Allen btfo.
Nathan Sanders
She is a stupid tart though.
Nathaniel Reyes
Racist Brexiters will defend this.
Camden Lopez
>Brexit will 'take Britain back to the 1970s', says former Bank of England expert. DISCO'S BACK NIGGAS!
Daniel Harris
>things that never happened But it should have.
Angel Hughes
Fell 20 feet yesterday mates. Fractured a foot, badly sprained my other one and got a nasty gash on my leg to the bone.
Give me some sympathy
Jeremiah Gray
This. If it did happen I'll buy him a jar.
Christopher Murphy
>Explain lad? You'll get mad because she won't spend any time with you and because she won't spend any time with you she won't really develop the same connection with you, you'll just be "that guy that puts up with me". It's no way to enter into and continue a relationship.
Jose Roberts
I like getting up early on a Saturday morning and taking my doggo for a nice walk lads. Looking forward to the comfy winter mornings where it's all frosty and stuff desu
Jason Nelson
20 feet is like 2 metres isn't it?
Samuel Lopez
>oldest hotel in uk burned down last night
bit shitty
Chase Reyes
Maybe you are right, but I will give it a go anyway. I haven't even been on a date in 5 years.