What do I do at the Airport my flight leaves in 4 hours...
What do I do at the Airport my flight leaves in 4 hours
go to the bar, get a few bevs, and sit awkwardly in a corner on the ground with your phone charging on the wall socket
alternatively you can look up recent news about plane malfunctions and crashes to get yourself excited to fly in your giant metal death trap
remember the safety tips they tell you before every flight don't matter when you start freefalling at 550MPH
You bring your laptop and play video games
duuuh
I got really drunk one time and missed my flight, I slept in one of those plastic luggage bins. It was pretty comfortable.
fuck off korea. choke on kimchi. u got shit puppet government
Change the channels on the TVs from CNN, that's where CNN gets tons of revenue.
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I love you Japan. Keep it up.
get you drunk you moron.
That is the second thing airports are good for.
Then get some comfy sleep on the plane
suck your own cock
Call in a bomb threat.
I am an American working in this shithole and I agree wholeheartedly Japan
You know when you go to the store and there are name brand products and then the cheap knock off right next to it? SK is the cheap knock off to Japan.
CHINKNIGGA
Start yelling allahu akbar
you got a miles card? go to your airlines vip lounge, find a corner and go to sleep.
english teachers having a fight
run around and scream ALLAHU ACKBAR!
hahah holy fuck. made my night
yeah, flying for me is always a party, the only time I ever go to bars
do this with a one-for-all remote hidden in the front of your pants. do it for the entire 4 hours. when people get pissed and look for the asshole with the remote they will think you're just playing with your dick and leave you alone.
Fuck South Korea, I was there for a bit and got robbed by a cashier at one of those quick mart places, the person short changed me. And I remember going to a Pizza Hut place and they charged extra if you didn't speak Korean, why do they hate Americans there?
go to the public washroom and take a shit in the sink
they overcharge anyone that isnt local. koreans and chinks are the worst for doing that. japs are the only honest ones it seems in terms of scamming tourists.
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use your access to the club lounge, duh.
That's what I do.
Take a shower, grab free soda/light food. Order quality food, recline in the chair and take a nap.
The back area is the quiet zone and since it's either Business/First class, annual fee credit card, or $50 to get in, you have no common people who would think about stealing your bags
fuck japan
Hong Kong is pretty alright. Some dude on one of those sidewalk newspaper shops sold me a porn mag when I was 15.
Make a conspiracy?
In the US? you're running 4 hours late
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Take a shit
Doubles have decided!