>see NEET hate thread
>spam wagie memes
>feel like shit when I post them, cause most of what OP said was right about me
>do nothing productive really
How do I get out of NEETdom without suffering through slave pay (minimum wage)? I want to improve my life I'm sick of playing games and being a virgin, help a brotha out. Thinking about going to CC and would it be better to transfer if I could, is it possible at my age? I'm 27, pls no bully.
>get job
>acquire financial independence
>profit
There's no magic guide out there. Stop being a lazy fuck you damn parasite.
>I'm 27, pls no bully.
i'd have sex with you
What are the chances a company will hire me with no job experience, and when I mean no job experience, I mean absolutely nothing, not even volunteer hours.
I'm also unfit so labor work is a no for me.
Best option is suicide. Not even joking.
Neeys are cancer. Radiotherapy and gassing are the cure
Is there any money to be gained from suicide? Like do we all have life insurance from birth?
>not even volunteer hours.
here's a start
Could always lie on your resume or do some volunteering
You're truly pathetic. Don't waste time on CC. You're obviously a computer nerd so instead of wasting time on playing games go get a Cisco cert or something like that.
I don't know how to use the computer that well, I just use it for porn and first person shooters...
I am still using a computer from 2009
you can buy cheap wieghts to lift to get in shape, and start jogging.
volentuerring would be a start.
have you looked into job corpse?
holy shit i used mobile and didn't proof read.
and it shows, but you get the idea
Is this how you will spend your 2 days of freedom? For shame, wagey.
Just search the web for different certifications. All the materials are free and you have all the time in the world to learn. How does a person manage to not work until they're 27?
That or join the military. Community college, idk man. I guess an associates is better than nothing for you, or at least to make real college cheaper. I went for one semester, it's basically high school 2.0 except more chill and you could probably learn the skill for free on your own and faster.
Fake a resume and transcript and lie. It's a lot more common then you think.
Save money, go to college, plan for brighter future.
I don't visit the US too often so I don't know how it works but over here you can lie your way into most entry-level jobs. Just get a friend or relative to be your referee.
Join the Coast Guard. Military structure and discipline will get you on track, without the burnout criminal element of the Army and Marines, and without the risk of getting shipped off to the middle east to fight whatever new islamic faction.
My old boss was ex-CG, said it's relatively easy to advance in rank and get leadership experience that's hard to get in the other branches.
Plus you'll actually be defending the country's borders instead of fighting halfway around the world.
No need to even buy weights. Start on a bodyweight fitness regimen, e.g. that at /r/bodyweightfitness on reddit (yeah yeah reddit, but this is a seriously helpful place and not "reddit community" shit).
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Will get you off neetdom and to being a productive member of society real quick.
Just don't go reserves like I did. I'm in CC right now working on transferring, while my active duty bros are off fucking bitches and getting paid
Check to see if you have ADHD. It's associated with low motivation, immediate gratification and zero executive function. This means you have not been able to come up with any life plans and would not be able to get excited or motivated about them even if you did. Plus you wouldn't know how to turn your goals into achievable stepping stones either
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Is this strayan bantz or is this actually worth getting checked out for?
The only way I could quit weed and start a new life way rage. I was furious about all those lost years. I used that anger I felt for my lazy self to reinvent myself and start a new life. I'm totally clean now for almost 24 months. got a job, feels great. and I still play games occasionally, but my life isn't centered around that anymore
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OP I can give a preview of what it's like to start college at 28 years old, from my own experience. I'm now 30 years old.
First off you don't have a clue how horrifying it will be to start this late, you'll start realizing all of the things you brushed under the rug all these years and they'll hit you right in the face. You'll be too old to hang out with people at college/uni in a natural way, and if you have women problems now you'll only feel more like shit when you walk amongst crowds of 19-21 yr olds on a semi daily basis. You will truly begin to undersand the reality of your situation, I don't really have the energy rn to conjure up the rhetoric to demonstrate properly what a existentially horrifying experience it is. It's worse than being NEET suicidal cos NEET suicidal at least permits you to be comfy and deluded. This brand of suicidal just feels like absolute shit cos you are more and more aware of how bad your situation is and how much no one really cares about your adult ass. You'll realize your eventual graduation will not be a big deal cos you're an adult who should have done this a decade earlier.
I'm a double major in math and computer science. I sucked at math and coding before I started. I put in a ton of energy into not sucking, I've been moving like my life depended on it(it does). I make mediocre grades but I'm still proud of myself for taking 'hard' classes, upper division math courses are pretty hard I think. I have one semester to go to finish up the cs part of my degree and a year left for the math part. I will be interning at a cs job next summer. I just turned 30 last week. I still feel like a worthless piece of shit but I'm easily 10x the person I was two years ago.
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other details, I've never been a NEET except for one year out of my life. I joined the military for six years and then got out and tried to do music school for two years and it completely blew up in my face. I had a mental meltdown which left me a crippled mess and I literally gave up on everything. I lost my car, I had to move back in with my parents and I was depressed mess. for about a 6 month period I don't even recall any details at all about what happened, my parents just told me I slept all the time.
then the followikng 6months after that were of me feeling like a worthless piece of shit not knowing what to do. even me who went through the air force as a korean linguist for 6 years still ended up with no marketable skills at 27 years old and all I qualified for were wageslave jobs. my parents were coming down on me too, like the typical shit I hear you NEETS bitching about alot with your parents yelling at you and whatever. yea I've been there, I wanted to just fucking die.
so anyway look, if you try college do something stem and don't be an idiot. this isn't going to be easy, and I can't even convey this enough. should you go through with it you will feel like a worthless piece of shit all the time but I will say that if you suffer through the torture it eventually gets better. and I mean it will take years of endurance, but I'm convinced there's no other way. it's either endure the torture of improving yourself and live a better second half of your life, or endure the torture of feeling and truly being a worthless piece of shit and stewing in suicidal thoughts for decades. the better choice is clear.
another detail, I earned my gi bill and that's paying for my living expenses and my school so I'm somewhat NEET still I guess. I don't work but I take 18-20 hours of courses per semester and I've been living on my own again for a year and a half.
anyway, good luck user hope you could find something helpful here
>Sup Forums
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If Trump gets elected join the military
If Shillary steals the election just stay on welfare and live like a king
OP is an autist faggot
Being productive and having a job doesn't make it better, you just trade one set of bad feelings for another set of equally bad feelings.
The biggest redpill and the hardest to swallow is that life is truly fucking terrible all the way through. Any good you find in it exists only to amplify the bad in comparison. You literally have to jade yourself to it in order to ignore it and learn how to enjoy life and boy is it fucking hard.
Don't expect it to happen overnight.
If you're depressed as a NEET you'll be depressed as an employee. You could have no job or car or formal education or driver's license and still get a decent job if you actually try; it's literally you that is the problem and the big "fuck you" of it all is you really truly cannot ever change yourself, you can just slowly coerce yourself into believing you are different.
Get a shit wage slave job, save your money. Get into school with saved money + loans if you can. Take it serious and get it done. Quit being a bitch. You think you're above doing some shit job? Why? You can't even do a shit job like anyone else but you think you'll just go to school and that will make everything better? Entitled garbage. You'll never succeed if that's your attitude.
>music school
>blew up in my face
What happened? Was it like with that drummer guy in Whiplash?
I learned about the reality of the market the more I studied there. The breaking point is when, after about a year and a half of going there already(I was studying composition and piano performance), I sat four of my professors down separately and asked them the question, "Do you think the students here honestly have a future in music?" Two of them were like, department heads so I got a canned bullshit answer with zero humanity in it. The other two both said the same thing really, which amounted to, "...No, I don't. Noone here works nearly as hard as they should, and even if they did it's a total lottery drawing. Talent doesn't mean shit if there's not a market for it. Do you think I dreamed of becoming a fucking music teacher? I'm rockstar lucky to even have this job, and these kids have it in mind they're gonna be doing their own thing and being successful at it. Even being a music professor is insanely competitive."
It sucked cos I poured everything I had into my studies and practice, it was MyDream to pursue a music career.
The really fucked up part is that even after I quit music school, I kept making music and even made a bit of money while going to the uni I'm at now. I was doing game music for indie devs but recently I gave it up cos most of the gigs weren't worth the time I had to put into it. Hell most gigs I was working for free until they started selling the game, and it was fucking with my studies and grades so I had to fucking quit. I just play piano now in my spare time.
It sucks, maybe I was a dumbass but I'm a bit angry for being so mislead. Like you can try to research music careers and it's still presented like music isn't a total crapshoot pursuit. It literally doesn't matter how good you are. I'm confident enough to say I'm quite skilled, but it doesn't fucking matter when you're a nobody with zero connections. It makes more sense to take the risk when you're 17 or 18 or something, not 26 like I was.
Shit brother I feel you. I got out of tech school six months ago (reserves) and am still freeloading w/ parents. Currently at CC and feel like a sad sack of shit but it's good to see that it gets better down the road.
You'd think the point of a music school IS to get some connections. It's my impression that you can study music on your own outside of maybe some of the more formal activities like conducting an orchestra - obviously gotta have an orchestra. Other than that you can just download some schoenberg and make do with your keyboard. I wouldn't know of course.
Also about that Korean thing, I take it you speak Korean? Is there no market in the US for Korean? Like somebody always needs stuff translated. Or do you consider that a wageslave job?
>You'd think the point of a music school IS to get some connections
Yea like, that's where it's extremely important to actually go to a good conservatory or something, that's when you have a much higher chance. But even so like, the market is seriously just dead. Making money from music is insanely difficult unless you're a dj or some type of community-huckster dev like soundcloud or something. Also, I have a friend who graduated from the manhattan school of music(great school) studying composition and he literally ended up working a fucking data entry job for two years after he graduated. now he's working at a music publishing company to pay the bills and he's like, "fuck dude this life is so mundane".
>It's my impression that you can study music on your own
yea, honestly my advice to anyone would be to find a good private teacher. music school doesn't do much, but music lessons from a good teacher is absolutely necessary if you truly wanna grow in a real way. There are a lot of details among the musical pedagogy that aren't possible to grasp properly without someone who was instructed in them to teach you. And yea, you don't need to go to music school to get that, there are good teachers out there if you look. Classical music in particular is like, iceberg levels of deception. It is insane the amount of thought and intelligence involved within the works of the great classical composers. Bach in particular, wtf. It's almost overwhelming when you really start studying it all in depth
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yea I can read/write/speak it, but I haven't used it in years. my last two years in the air force I was working at the nsa in maryland doing crypto bullshit with my language. the nsa honestly turns into a typcial fucking officespace job and it's fucking miserable. the whole nine yards: get up at 6:30am > bumper to bumper traffic > spend 20 mins looking for a parking space(seriously google 'nsa parking lot' fml) > 8-9 hours in a windowless office within the most lifeless, milquetoast atmosphere possible > bumper to bumper back home > repeat. I told myself I'd never stay there and vowed to pursue something meaningful as soon as I got the chance. And so I did, and it went terribly. I haven't used korean in years so I'm really rusty, I'd have to really get into it and spend a good deal of time to get my proficiency back up. My life went to shit and I went from making like 45k a year to being a NEET living with parents, but oddly I still don't regret leaving the nsa and never looking back.
but yea, the shorter answer is there's really no market for the skills I learned in the military outside of us/military intelligence. some of my friends went on to do korean translator work but it's just not me to do that sorta thing.
Write a CV. Print it off and post it to nearby shops, or hand it to staff. TALK to people about vacancies. E-mails it to companies etc.
Eventually you'll hear back from someone. Start work, earn a living. Stop living off the backs of others.