Go in for penis inspection

>go in for penis inspection
>see this

What do

Realize that you died five minutes ago, and this is hell.

>penis inspection
lol at americans

Scream

get a boner

What happens when I fail?

>go in for penis inspection
Wait...what?

Penis inspection is usually done by men in the US.

>he doesn't get his phimosis swabbed and sampled regularly

It is a meme. People pretend that "penis inspections" are a common and totally normal occurrence in school wherever they grew up.

thanks for ruining it

>pretend
user...

You're welcome.

Naive foreigner detected.

I hit puberty pretty early so I was probably as naughty as Star.

Yeah, pretending. So when the nurse measured me and scrubbed under my foreskin, she was just pretending?

She knows nothing of penises though.

You lost points for being uncircumcised? That must suck.

>inb4 thread derails

Prepare to inspect her penis.
What, you thought *I* was the one here being inspected?

>uncircumcised penis
>losing anything
Nice try cutfag.

Why on earth would I ever be getting a penis inspection? I'm here, aren't I?

Is there something you want to tell us, user?

I'm sure rules vary from state to state. Just because you don't lose a .5 rating in NYC doesn't mean it's that way everywhere.

Is this supposed to be the new Star thread?

No.

Then this thread should be deleted, this isn't about cartoons and it's not even a clever cartoon related shitpost.

Could you guys stop talking about penises?

Janitor falseflagging as shitposter, or something more sinister?

Wouldn't be the first time. But I wouldn't be surprised if this stays up. I don't no how many times the not-generals went absolutely nuclear about shitty OPs and somehow they keep appearing. Then when they do we can't do anything about it because we don't want to shit up the board further and cause confusion. It doesn't help that somebody posted that Shadman Marco pic when there was already another Shadman thread up for some reason.

Sup Forums sucks lately

no, filthy gypsy

Stop calling me like that.

Where was it confirmed Janna is a gypsy? I just realized I've only ever seen her called that on Sup Forums

Ok, ladyboy.

Some leaked footage

Go back to fighting crime

One day you'll see how cute i'am

go back to Sup Forums you filthy foreigner.

Positively HAFNIM, not even being ironic

You'd HAFNIM on penis inspection day? Does that even help?

If this is the new Star thread, I'm taking requests. If it isn't, hey I'll have something to post when this gets deleted and the real thread goes up.

I tried HAFNIM the day after, came buckets. I imagine if it had been the day before they would have noticed.

Never said you weren't

Tony hawk performing a kickflip over jackie's dead body

T..thanks
Wanna set fire to the principle office?

That's mean, no

Brittney in a love fist T-shirt

You mean love sentence?

marco or princess marco on penis inspection day. you can keep is SFW, or post it to /aco/.

So Love Fist from Vice City?

Toffee in his suit doing the "objection" pose from ace attorney

Then make jackie performing a handstand on her skateboard with her legs completely open horizontally and tony hawk grinding on them.

i think Brittney is a secret Love Fist fan, maybe she rocks out hardcore

Sounds good to me, Lil' Roach.

...

>attack
What did he mean by this?

It's just a /sveg/ mem, her last is confirmed to be Ordonia, which is a flip name.

>Posts were deleted in the thread
>Thread isn't deleted
Were officially allowed now? No more scruffy?

as long it's Sup Forums tier shitposting yes

Yeah, great. Everyone, let's post on the lol benis thread instead of the thread with Star Vs. in the title, that's smart.

There is a real thread everyone ignores for the sake of shitposting.

I deleted my own post

>mfw we've gone to traps
Such is the cycle of life.

Keep not-/sveg/ obscure and hard to search for!

>penis inspection day
holy shit burgers get you act together, at least the UK government gives us yearly penis licenses instead of checking it every month