Garfield thread

Garfield thread

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The cat has your pipe.
THE CAT HAS YOUR PIPE.

THE CAT IS YOUR PIPE

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I don't get it

thinking about tiddies made him braindead.

That's because you have autism

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I fucking love tiddies.

Haven't read Garfield in years. Is this strip real? Jim Davis does jokes like this now?

No ofc not.

Garfield kinda spoils that joke.

GAAAAAAAAARFUNKEEEEEEL!!!

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Liz needs more lewd

I didn't know that they got together. Wasn't the joke for eternity that she didn't want to date him? If that is the vet he used to take Garfield to

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They've been together for 11 years now.

FAT
CAT
THREE
PACK

Yeah. I am old. Read Garfield in the 80s. Thought he stopped making the comics around that time.

You somehow avoided 90s Garfield?

Now where could my pipe wrench be?

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What!?
SAY THAT AGAIN!
WHAT YOU JUST SAID!

>it's real
what the fuck. who thought garfield's fat ass would make an appealing book cover?

I need R63 now

UNNNNGH
THICCER

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Yeah. I was in my teens then. And they might have stopped translating to swedish by then or something

>/r9k/

moar?

They know damn well what they're doing.

youtube.com/watch?v=OGbhJjXl9Rk

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Hmm
Yes
This is good.
i like this.

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Liz got the dsl

That she does.

daaamn

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What a catastrophe.

You're a failure, Carlos.
You were suppose to say Cat-ass-trophe.

truth

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Only in the deepest parts of ill mind do these dreams of fat cats bless my short uncomfortable naps

Mondays to us is the start of the circle. The Universes way of fading and reigniting. The monday strikes the match that causes the circle to turn. A endless hell of galatic continuity

what's the original of this?

i swear to god if you post the fucking pipe comic i'll shit

If only someone would dump this entire comic again...

It's sad that this and Lasagna Cat are the best things to come out of the franchise since the 80s TV show.

There's a comic?

If I weren't caught up in the Splatfest, I'd do it again. As is, the previous thread's in the archive:

desuarchive.org/co/thread/94786564/

Many thanks.

Not so much a comic as an officially-published WG fapfic.

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Mr. Krabs has dominated this thread.

Evacuate immediately to receive your pipe.

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I can't believe Jim Davis is just recycling old strips.

>those
>not ShakespeareHemmingway's fanfics

>that strip where the punchline is sexual assault

Ehh I wouldn't call that sexual assault.

how is forcibly kissing someone not sexual assault?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NAh9oLs67Cw

>that arc where Jon won't leave the house because he's terrorized by flashbacks of blowing gooks heads apart in the bush
those were different times

This is probably one of my favorite loops of internet animation. Idk why though

There's nothing sexual about kissing. You think your mother wants to bed you when she kisses you goodnight?

It just seems to me to be a innocent cartoon gag, under different circumstances yes this would be.

THICC
T
H
I
C
C

it's just a kiss lol

you from tumblr??

How do Garfield's legs work? They are cat legs when he is sitting but anrtho legs when standing.

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He had a stroke and now Garfield needs to take care of him.

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This might be the first time I've ever seen this gif where it didn't flicker like every other frame.

how did this start?

kissing on the lips in this clearly non-platonic context is absolutely sexual

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>Jon often attempts to ask her out on a date, but rarely succeeds; however, in an extended story arc from June 20 to July 29, 2006, Liz finally admitted she was in love with him which led to Liz becoming established as the 4th main character. The two have been seemingly portrayed as a couple since.
Damn that makes me feel old. I remember reading those strips in the paper but I can't believe it was 11 years ago.

>not the vertical censor

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>They've been together for 11 years now.
WHAT THE FUCK

That's like discovering Lucy actually let Charlie Brown kick the damn football. Nothing is sacred.

I thought the title read "Fat Man Comics" at first and didn't notice until reading it again because the joke still works.

LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-

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I laughed.

why did garfield try to think through phone lines?

Jesus, it looks like her lower lip just detached from her head

This is now a jerma thread

jerma?

>tfw i actually used this line on my girlfriend
Thanks jim

Isn't he the short (C-O-M-P-A-C-T) clown who beat Dark Souls 3 on stream?

Did she laugh at you?

no she thought it was sweet

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that's funny enough without the accidental dick joke

what the fuck I actually laughed at an unaltered garfield comic

If I would say that it will be laughable

>Being in favor of Status Quo