Why is there such a shortage of cute guys in the comicbook scene...

Why is there such a shortage of cute guys in the comicbook scene, both the guys that make them and the guys that read them.

I mean there are a few cuties here and there, but for the most part it's plain slobs.

Why?

Because that's the majority of everything.

What do you consider cute, you humongous faggot?

I'm pretty cute

He should have been Lobo

Not Aquaman

Chads know enough to hide their power level. I figured it out in 7th grade, ffs.

That's not very Chadlike.

desu aquaman is a real qt

A real Chad wouldn't give a flying fuck what nerds and plebs think of him

>not hiring Dog to be Lobo

The big dawg should've fucked up the current aquaman.

He's a little old for that.
And he can't act.

Yeah but neither can Mamoa.

>he doesn't know about the DChads

Right, but Mamoa is an attractive tall 38-year old in excellent shape.

Dog is 5'7" and 64 years old.

He's not that bad

Not great but for Lobo? Yeah he could do a good job

Lobo is a character that makes one different expression for panel,he get angry,sad and laugh all in half of the story, you need a good actor for him.

Of course they, don't. They care what pussy thinks. Duh.

Lobo is also supposed to be hot

>hot
He's just a big guy not a pretty face

You don't think Jason is a good looking dude?

He's not some saggy looking oldfag, he's /fit/ and thicc. Inherently sexual.

He is, but Dog isn't.

No, pussy cares what Chad thinks you failed normie retard

I'm a cute guy

No you're not

Paul Pope is the most attractive comic creator, male or female.

I agree but we'll never get a Lobo movie

eh, he's getting a lot better. but don't watch GoTs for good acting, Dinklage is one of the few really great actors there.

If you want to see a good Mamoa watch The Frontier. You can tell he's developing some acting chops there. He's not good yet, but he's close. And he's a producer of the show too

I have him put his trident in me

Because cute guys in general are a vastly overrepresented minority.

My mom says I'm extremely cute

I'm cute but I'm boy cute not guy cute

what?

It's not something "required" for socialization within the community. The community was not created or did not form with any priority being placed on physical attractiveness.

I'm boyishly cute not Mamoa cute.

I could be your Mamoa cutie

This sounds like an XRE quote

> make thread on /cgl/
> they don't bite
> make thread on Sup Forums
> a million replies

>browsing cgl

Hiding your power level is the exact opposite of what an actual chad would do.

>inherently sexual
to men

>both the guys that make them and the guys that read them.

who fucking cares? The REAL question is, why is there such a shortage of cute guys IN the actual comic? There are a few canonical cuties, like Gambit and Nightwing, but then everyone else is a blockfaced rockhead or just plain ugly

why is this board so gay?

you're on it