Italian supremacy

World, what's your excuse for being discovered, conquered, civilized by us and then turning to shit once we fucked off?
Explain yourselves, subhumans

>it's a "Sicilinigger pretends to be a roman" episode

We don't have a retarded accent compared to you guys.

/thread

>NEETaly
>Conquering anything in the last millennium

you can always steal some new accent with your gipsy skills

you guys were pretty cool back during the bronze age, you kinda went down hill a little before the barbarians rode into Rome desu. Besides that you're just a joke country since the day you united.

I like pizza.

Jokes on you because we conquered and destroyed your empire :^)

>Modern Italy
>Romans

Your women are hot though, only Latinas can compete.

KEK Chinks already bought your country

and pizza likes you

you still butthurt that you lost ww2 thanks to our support

they are not interested in filthy slavs, maybe you can try to go for some boipuccy tho, degenerates have lots in common with your kind

You never conquered us, pizza merchant.

Gotta hand it to you guys though. You allied Germany in both wars, and ended up on the winning side both times anyways

This picture made me sad

>daily reminder that italians are nothing but the descendants of moors

that was planned, you are too stupid even to be fed to pigs

>Literally thinks air-conditioning will kill you.
>Thinks fans cause muscle pain.
>Believes you will certainly die if you swim after eating, also waves of 2-3 feet will drown you.
>Shit-tier GDP
>Can't work more than about 5 hrs a day, therefore shit productivity.
>Can't get job on own merit, has to know someone, patronage or nepotism.
>Lives at home well into 30s
>No clothes dryer
>Questionable hygiene
>Hospitals with open windows
>Doctors who smoke

My experience in Italy says very otherwise lol.

Both Trieste and your women belong to us ;^)

Also;
>Thinks wearing a scarf will keep you from getting bronchitis

Conquer*
you retarded terronic mongoloid

>Italy
>Pizza

Yeah, no. That shit is garbage compared to Chicago.

That's not even pizza. It's bad lasagna. Fuck you.

Fuck off Greaseball. Go shave your sisters back.

>can't defend my shit lasagna better erect a strawman
Sad.

Meglio un morto in casa che un imbecille come te che bussa alla porta

Slightly dating an Italian girl right now. Your women really are wonderful, passionate, and honest.

t.burger

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Impara l'inglese, minorenne.

The Romans conquered the known world. Modern day Italians have absolutely nothing in common with that empire, its legacy was carried on by Western nations. Italy now is just a lazy, hedonistic shell that plays no significant role on the world stage. All they do is produce overpriced trash and talk about their "culture" that was produced by non-Italian city states 500 years ago. Italy today is a fucking joke.

literally bullshit

Nice toppings.

Pedro, no need to be angry. Columbus didn't kill your people, you are spanish, not mayan.

Perchè dove sta l'errore?

>bad lasagna

It doesnt even have noodles in it, dude.

Spinach, Tomato, Garlic, Cheese and a crust. Yum

They are inside, my friend.

Its called a stuffed pizza. Much like deep dish but has an extra layer of dough on top;

>TFW i will never witness a full roman imperial legion marching across a beautiful northern european landscape

>TFW I will never get to be part of a testudo formation, defending my brothers from the barbarians spears and stones

>TFW I will never drink wine and sing latin songs while sharpening my gladius for battle.

The good times are over :(

>tfw our ancestors fought on the wrong side at the battle of teutoberg forest

Yeah. Thanks for that Germany.

We were doing better as Romans than barbarians. Remind me again why bath was such an alien concept to you guys..

>lasagna
>noodles
What the fuck?

Sounds good then. How it's different from a pie?

What's wrong?

Itsa pizza piea

fuck off they are still called noodles

that's pasta not noodles

Lol a germanic come with this

You pigs are so stupid it hurts

GUIDOS OF THE WORLD UNITE!

I think that you can use pasta and noodles interchangeably.

Pure Roman descendant in America reporting in.

Ignoralo, suo nonno lo molestava da piccolo, ormai non lo recuperiamo più

what's your excuse to being conquered by hordes of boat riding niggers that we are just too lazy to stop?

oh it's you
you post here too?

>we don't have a retarded accent
>Romanian language is literally slurred italian with slavisms stuffed left and right
If I were drunk I'd probably be able to speak Romanian too.

>Mexican-American war

>WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIEEEEET
Please stop

>tfw American and have a bidet

It was $45 and I barely need toilet paper anymore, I use it to just, dab off my ass now. Its the fucking best shit. I've saved so much money and its infinitely better

fucking disgusting

>literally the rapefugees of Late Antiquity
>now they're getting rapefugee'd themselves
Also in 1600 years Germanics never managed to keep a long-lasting empire for more than 50 years.
>inb4 >H >R >E

Fuck off Italy. I visited your country several times when I lived in Madrid.

Its nothing special. Over glorified by the west for having some great culture.

Youre all nothing but a bunch of half niggers with subpar food. Your wine is shit as well. Go shave your sisters back.

your language is fucking gross as well. Even the French are better people than you. Sweden even.

it actually started turning to shit after you came

Try harder next time you mutilated lardball, you shouldn't even try to eat our food or drink our wine. All our brain wants is mcdonald and coke.

fat chimpcongo retard

>Swedish
>Sounding better then Italian

Romance languages are always better sounding then Germanic ones. The Swedish language and its kin just sound like someone having stroke.