My campus is doing a talent show in a couple days. I volunteered to do comedy...

My campus is doing a talent show in a couple days. I volunteered to do comedy. Give me material about the election to talk about

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So, H-Hillary Clinton is in the news again

Have you seen this, have you heard about this?

My campus is northern Virginia so assume half Hillary half trump supporters

Say that drumpf is a racist bigot homophobic conman islamophobic orange faced nazi all in a completely serious tone while scattering a few jokes in between. They'll love you.

>doing a comedy show without jokes

I hate pol

nice one

Tell them about black on black violence or about the thousands of years of Arab enslavement of blacks before Europeans or about how if they wuz kangz they owe reparations to Jews that always cracks me up.

pull a Sam Hyde
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NoVa is 60% Hillary supporters, 40% #NeverTrump dildos

>How many police officers does it take to change a broken lightbulb?
>None, they just shoot the room for being dark
>How do you fit 50 Jews in a car?
>2 On the front, 2 on the back, the rest in the ashtray

come on its not even hard

is it your first time on stage op?

"Like my friend Michelle Obama said: 'When they go low, we go high'....in other words, we bribe another porn star to say Trump groped her on an aeroplane in 1975."

The only problem with that one might be that your audience, if they have any sense, will be laughing too loud at 'my friend Michelle Obama' to even hear the 'go high...aeroplane' punchline.

Yes it is. First time ever being by myself on a stage. I've been socially retarded and awkward for years but I do like giving laughs to people around me so I thought fuck it why not

how about some one liners?

a jew with an erection runs into a wall and breaks his nose

that one always gets the boys at the rallies going

So Hillary Clinton walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have?"

Clinton says "I cannot recall"

> A Sup Forumsack doing live stand up at campus

What could possibly go wrong?

Don't forget to remind them that it is the current year.

so a black guy walks into a bar and is immediately shot for breaking and entering

>people telling you to do middle-school racist one-liners at a college comedy show
Yeah what could possibly go wrong

Put in some time as write a Same Hyde style rant, mix absurdism with actual subtle redpilling and you may actually not get booed off the stage like if you do DUDE HOLOCAUST LMAO

So, Northern Virginia Community College, then?

I'll be finding out when your talent show is and coming to laugh at how hard you bomb.

Talk about what Bleachbit is. Explain that this wasn't merely "deleting" emails, but using a sophisticated program designed to remove any traces of them. Also mention that Hillary literally hired someone to use it.

Off to a good start already thanks user

Walk on stage and flick it while it's open shouting "it's Rubio!"

whatever material you decide on grind it over and over until the minute you go on. a shitty set you remember is better than a good set you forget

also once you're up there dont be afraid of slowing down because chances are your 7 minutes or whatever is more like 2 1/2 with jitters.

GRIND YOUR FUCKING MATERIAL and don't practice pausing for laughter because the fuckers will laugh at everything but that moment.

yea i know you're not trying to make a career out of stand up but it'll be the difference between that one dumb thing you did once or that one humiliating moment you re-live over and over for the rest of your life and wish you never attempted :)

grind your material.

"HILLARY CLINTON IS SO CORRUPT...

I'm not really going anywhere with this I just thought you all should know."

get on stage and relentlessly inform them on fractional reserve banking and the accumulation of debt to serve the (((creditors))) with their phony money given to them by the vatican.

Just do a Benny Hill skit dressed as Trump. End with a pussy grab on what turns out to be a guy in drag who gets horny and starts chasing you.

sTICK Ur BEtter out and WANK It

Comedy is a jewish career and pasttime, and is poisonous trash.

Don't do a "comedy" routine, just do a presentation and drop redpills on them.

So we have two candidates, one is a racist pig who hates blacks and a warmonger and the other is called Donald.

You'll probably ignore me because of my flag, but you've got a lot of material you can borrow from Adam Carolla. President Me and In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks.

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