> Only been a country since 1990
> Full of muslim shitskins and leading / encouraging the islamization of Europe
> Lost every World War in history
> Makes weird feces porn
> No freedom of speech / holocaust denial is a crime
> Blame themselves for getting raped
Seriously, Germany. You have some good beer, but y'all never added anything positive to the world.
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Germans are fucking weird.
They're great at engineering. Especially ovens.
Sweden
> Having the choice between Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton for president.
Enoung said. Bye Burgers
>merkel
She is the worst part of hillary and trump combined
>Implying Trump is bad
You're one to talk about executive leaders.
hahaha surrender already germanycuck
having no choice is worse than choosing from evil and lesser evil.
>but y'all never added anything positive to the world.
true
> Germany
> calling out burgers on shitty presidents
>what is merkel?
> what is losing ever war for the last 100 years
> what is being too pussy to stand up, so your people and culture be extinct in 20 years
Kek
you made us
>Having elected Mutti Merkel and now standing idle in the face of invasion.
Thanks for chipping in there, you human equivalent of a Panda.
>america is so stupid. typical burgers
>no no all the problems in germany are american made
kys ahmed
>Brits, French, Russians, and Americans create modern Germany
>Now they bully them for being the way they made them to be
I feel bad for the Germans.
>germans arent retards and know how basic stuff tastes
>anglotards eat shit everyday but are to stupid and poor to know how cinnamon tastes
Great "sphere" you guys
nice fake. [spoiler]kot is actually ranked first[/spoiler]
Germany is actually a really nice place to live in. USA on the other hand is nigger country. What do you think is worse? Having 2% shitskins or 13% niggers? You have as much niggers as Englands entire population.
>Germans
>want to know how things taste they can/will not eat
>bongs and burgers
>hurf durf how does [common thing] taste??
M E R K E L
If this pic included a drunk bogan getting punched by a kangaroo, it would be the most 'strayan pic of all time.
It's hilarious when Burgers, Britbongs or Leafs try to make fun of Germany because of its' immigration policies. Take a look in the mirror. Or better, go out on the streets in an average british, american town or canadian town and then we talk about the amount of foreigners again.
>you guys have problems
>well, we only have problems because you guys created them
I agree that we didn't do a good job of setting you up after the war, but it's been over 70 years. Even if we did poorly, you should have been able to fix it since then.
>implying germans don't actually eat poop
Cool story bro
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This is the official list.
>unironically defending wanting to know what shit tastes like
OP here. Pic is old.
Western Germany was a mistake.
>Only been a country since 1990
typical amerifag who knows shit about history in general
is it that hard to use google?
I want to taste you like yoghurt
it was an inside job
Where should I begin? Just compare such a retard like Trump to Eisenhower, Lincoln and almost any other american president. You may criticise Merkels' immigration policy, so do I, but at least she has integrity.
Why are German so salty lately? Is it the Syrian rapes getting to them or flashbacks from when Ivan raped all your grand mothers.
We are importing half white mexicans that come here to happily do shit work that we don't want to do. We pay them shit wages, don't give them welfare, don't allow them to vote, and don't give the citizenship.
Is that a Holden Commodore? If no, it needs to be one for the pic to be most Aussie.
At least one of those things would be eaten by a normal person.
French version
Spotted to mexican.
>trying to destroy your own country means you have integrity
I'm not saying Trump is perfect, but surely you don't believe Clinton is a better choice?
There's no "official" list, it's based on your own search history. The obvious conclusion is that Germans on Sup Forums and Germans with an interest in cannibalism have a lot of overlap.
Why couldn't you invade whole Germany ? Or at least nuked it during cold war?
Not a Commodore, but based on what i can see id assume it was in fact a Holden Rodeo. Which is just an Isuzu ute (iirc)
Not at all. Both are equally terrible. This is all I need to know about the american political system:
>since 1990
Holy Roman Empire of the German Nation - look it up.
>leading / encouraging
An EU initiative we have no say about, after losing two world wars we fought to stop the EU
>lost
But at least had to actually be fought first
>Makes weird feces porn
Literally reminted Jew stereotypes, try to find education outside of eighty year old war propaganda
>No freedom of speech
As a theoretical result of occupation. Being that the government is illegitimate it's not like they can actually tell us shit though.
>Blame themselves for getting raped
What? Who does that, other than someone who fell for the courts-of-law meme?
>Never added anything positive
He said while using a language derived from ours to post falsehoods on an image board that worships our leftovers over ever even looking at his nation twice. Are you, by any chance, Jewish?
Nah, worker drones are brown, the white ones are higher ranked and usually spend more time gorging themselves and being idle.
implying im not using incognito on a tiny linux laptop with no previous uses as its wiped daily.
I'd rather vote for ayyy's than our current choices.
OP here. I remember the fall of the Berlin Wall and the Unification of Germany quite well actually. The news report by Tom Brokaw that night after the fall of the Berlin wall was epic. Watching the Stasi stand aside as they tore the wall down, seeing families reunited after decades, all of it was fucking beautiful man.
Still though, I consider the German Republic to be a new country as claiming "we changed all the existing laws instead of making new ones" to be a farce. New country.
Google knows, Google knows everything.
>Only been a country since 1990
by that definition most countries in Europe are only a few decades old. You don't just magically become a new country after losing/gaining territory or changing the form of government.
moron
Trump is based
>simpsons
back to ur room achmed get off the free publicwifi u got goats u need to fuck
>Russian version
wtf I'm a cannibal now
Cortez and his men raped everyone. If they are over five feet tall, they are half Spanish.
Celtic actually
bullshit. I checked on several browsers and pcs and it was the same for me. also search history has nothing to do with it.
I've never noticed this before, but I think google search also differs depending on which region you live.
Commadores are bad ass, but I think a Ute is more Aussie.
lrn 2 history fucking kraut
>Only a country since 1990
>Lost every world war
What is it now, Obongo?
I don't want to be in your skin. The sad thing is, whatever happens in America automatically affects the rest of the world, including Germany. If this wasn't the case we would have stopped focusing our attention on you a long time ago so you could happily and undisturbed enjoy playing with your guns, fast-food and third-world infrastructure.
shut the fuck up you Anti-American
how can you live in Cuckoldmany but still have the gall to insult the greatest country of all time?
once Trump wins he will uncuck the Western World and you Anti-Basedmerican subhuman scum will be B T F O
I have never heard of any Canadian women getting raped by chinknese and Filipino immigrants.
Why do germ*ns always lose against ameribros?
Kek. Looks like I triggered some amerifats with my thread.
Let's face it:
>Your nation was created by immigrants.
Yes, you're ancestors were immigrants with no national pride or duty to protect and care for their familys at home. This also leads the US into a mixed bag of all sorts of people. Most of guys are probably a weird mixture of anglos with crooked teeth, irish Pattys and mexicans.
>Your nation is almost 50% brown
Kek. Do I have to say anything else?
>Your nation pretty much created modern PC culture and cancerous leftists movements like BLM
>Your nation is the home of degenerate hedonism culture.
Thanks guys! Because of you with have a slutty smartphone culture where everyone twerks and has 20 genders.
>You have no good food
It's all meme food only enjoyed by fats and redditors. Is there anything not fried or just a huge piece of meat?
>Your nation is causing the decline of western civilization
Thanks for bringing fredumbs to the middle east guys! Now we're filled with brown people, just like you.
>You claim to have invented everything
Cars, planes, bullets, ... everything is american in the mind of a burger.
>You're uneducated.
Your high schools are pretty much a joke and afterwards you pay 60k to Mr Goldenschleck to attend CS classes in which you learn how to change the font in word, history classes with BLM support and literally a class about Pepe afterwards. Nice!
Just accept it. Whole europe laughs at you and just the word "USA" or "american" makes us chuckle. You guys should see yourself from an european POV.
>Only been a country since 1990
>Lost every World War in history
Make up your mind burger.
compelling argument
Yes but some are more Spanish than others.
You can't out jew-gle the google. They know the composition of your shit.
>changing the form of government.
Yes, you do become a new country. You are no long the Third Reicht. East Germany is no longer Socialist. New Country. This is just confusing to some people as they country is named after their ethnicity.
Nice Argumentum ad ignorantiam.
>how does shit taste
>how does a woman taste
Kek
this is why everyone hates Germans and most non-Americans
all of you suck. proud of being non-American. Sad!
Americans are the normal people of the world. Non-Americans are the freaks, the weirdos.
Anti-Americans make me so angry. I was truly born in the wrong country. Fuck Germany, I hate it here. How can you be proud of this shithole?
My biggest goal in life is becoming an American (greatest country of all time).
Cya nerds
Anglo at it again.
Brazilian scat porn > German scat porn
Germans are STILL saying the same things.
AND YET you lost, not once but two (2) times!
Hitler? Is that you?
> Yes but some are more Spanish than others.
I know. When you go to the wealth parts of Mexico City, everyone is white. They aren't coming here because they are rich and run the joint. It is a wonderful city. Great times and qt wimmins.
Please don't hesitate, I bet the Americans cannot await the immigration of such a retard. Then talk with the average American about patriotism and how much you hate your home country Germany. They will accept you this way much faster, try it!
>how does sperm taste
>how does water taste
>Lithuania
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Hey now, here in Texas we proudly have 2nd world architecture. Large mega-block buildings with as little features as possible that are rented out, and mass produced cookie-cutter brick houses. We don't have to tell the future with cow piss or fuck the earth hoping to strike oil anymore, we all suck each others dicks in air conditioning now. And you best not forget it.
I don't get Anti-Americanism. My brain just works differently from Anti-American scum.
Me, when I see something objectively great and amazing like America, I love it. I make it my goal to become an American so I can one day experience the greatest country of all time, too.
Anti-American scum on the other hand sees great things and just gets jelly af. It's kinda like commies who see rich people and throw a tantrum
>boo hoo mommy evil America is so strong and based and I'm just a stupid kraut!!111 ICH WILL UNREAL REICH SPIELENNNNNN!!11111.
tldr, I apologize for all the Kraut shitposters in this thread.
Know that there are still people in Germany who love America and think it's the most amazing country of all time.
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
MAGA MAGA MAGA
Relax. Our government makes it a point to keep America its scapegoat. Now most of us support Trump so he'll defund NATO and make that kind of move impossible in the future. It will fix itself, but you need to seriously unfuck yourself. Calling stupid people out for shitposts isn't blanket hatred of their nationality. No, not even when that's what they taught you in school.
You can combine the two, you know
>Commodore Ute
They exist
Ah yeah thanks user, makes sense. I didn't look at the picture very well and thought it might be one of those VKs or other pre-VL Commodore
Why do I have to discuss losing wars with a Burger? Don't you get it yourself?
Hi fren, my grandparents were just like you. They realized Germany/Europe can never change. After fighting meaningless wars they finally escaped and swore never to go back.
It's a new state but not a new country. France gets a new constitution like every 50 years that doesn't make it a different country each time. Look up 'Succession of states'.
forgot pic
They're doing the raping, it's just that the women don't notice.
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Better than Mullah Merkel
the people I'm referring to are clearly Anti-American scum. They're the same level of Mudslimes and should be ashamed of themselves.
kek learn English. mongoloid.
You make me sick. Go to America if you love it so fucking much. I respect the country but I don't grovel in dirt and wag my tail like you do.
>how does water taste
explain
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>was ist english?
nice try hans but just remember when you're at your next anti-america circle jerk that you were defeated by america again and again. AND you are so pathetic we were even able to bug your chancellor's cellphone. HAHAHAHHA
>germany
>wrecked by anzacs and canucks
>wrecked by frogs
>wrecked by slavs
>wrecked by africans
>wrecked by britbongs
>wrecked by burgers
>now wrecked by refugees
is there anything you do right?