Consider a Connie

Consider a Connie.

How does she feel about Pakistan and the Kashmir dispute

There's no wars or conflicts on Sugar's Earth.

Both sides should be pacified with utmost prejudice by a third party possessing military superiority.

Consider the coconut.

It has hair and gives milk. Why is it not a mammal?

Consider her street is full of shit.

He draws a cute Connie, that's true.
Wish he did loli porn.

A coconut has milk, but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree.

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>but it doesn't have nipples
excuse me, have you SEEN a fresh coconut?

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>from Blog Suck Hoe
appropriate

She looks like a muppet here.

On a scale from 1 to 11, how thirsty is Connie for Steven's murdercock

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don't all politicians?

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Where did this "adult Steven has long hair" meme come from? It looks ridiculous.

TOO LEWD!!!

Connie is for attacking.

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I HAVEN'T EVEN BEGUN TO LEWD!

MODS MODS MODS

him wanting to be more like Rose, I guess

But he DOESN'T want to be Rose

I got you, hoss.

scribble/discount's Coniven stuff is the best

He could want to be more like his dad.

Who also rocks a lion's mane.

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Pearl

Do you guys think she had issues finding a designated street?

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Okay now THIS looks lewd.

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his father, also, long hair or dreads is very surfer bro styled. they life in beach city

heh, galactic emperor universe visiting earth's united state president for......diplomacy.

like 4 right now, they havent hit puberty. when they DO, oh boy.

also, i dont think steven will have his father's murdercock? he is an half breed.

user, YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR NOW

I aint even a liberal and this legit upsets me

what a fucken CUTE!!!!

I hope they do this just to piss off tumblr.

Kek

So will Steven bring her back from the dead like Lars and make her an immortal pink zombie.
Main thing I wonder is if she dies currently will she stay as a pink loli?
Or bring her back to life when she dies of old age?

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>Sniffing Stevens shirt to get his scent.
God Connies such a slut.

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>marrying a woman older than you

I bet she does anal, but only if you agree to use magic

AGREED MORE LEWD!!!!

So Celestial Being?

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Connie is going to ask Steven to do so much lewd shapshifting stuff once they get in bed together.

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My sides are gone

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multiple hand holding
MOOOODS, MOOOOOOOOODSS

Will their children be normal kids or will they be diffrint because Stevens a gem.

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>Inb4 someone mentions rock sperm/sand

Did you see the episode where he used his shapeshifting powers on his birthday to act like he had aged up?

She was thirsty as FUCK with her head against his chest now that he wasn't a manlet.

Rose had to essentially re-program her gem to basically run a new operating system so that Steven could live.

The Gem proceeded to, using Greg's DNA as a template, create a human simulacrum capable of replicating human organic function. I.E. Steven gets bruises, tired, thirsty, sweaty, and have teeth he needs to brush that grew in eventually the way they do for any kid.

So, it's probably likely he has the ability to produce something akin to sperm with an equally manufactured number of chromosomes.

Steven's basically a modulated clone of his father so, It's more likely the children would be human.

OR HE'S GOT SANDLIKE CRYSTAL CUM AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FOREVER.

No nipples or genitals exposed, that's safe enough right?

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>All the gems sit next to the bed cheering Steven on.
>Amethyst films the whole thing.

>Sadie
>being that tall

>Steven's basically a modulated clone of his father so, It's more likely the children would be human.

>Steven can only pass on his father's genes
>yfw realizing the babby would basically be Connie and Greg's child

I'd sooner Steven become Onion's bitch boi for life then watch him sire a litter of mongrels with that ambling sack of potatoes Sadie.

Imagine how she would of reacted to seeing him when he's as big as his mom.

But I'm of a mind that that moment is more of a match strike than a flash.

Where Connie goes from, "My best buddy Steven" to, "Oh wait he's totally a boy I could date."

Because when you're growing up, that's a thing that happens. Your perception of things changes in relation to your increased experience.

But if they did go on a date, most people would complain it was filler so...

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What if they dont end up toghether? What if they fight and become bitter?

Nah.

I like the idea of Steven becoming Bara rather then strong fat when he grows up.

When you say 'fight'...

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>that pic
oh god I'm already hearing Mako going

>KAA-CHAN GA SUBETE
>tennisballs
>OOF

Man klk was the shit. Imma have to rewatch it now.

>getting cucked by clones of yourself
Connie has some pretty advanced fetishes I guess

She's for guys from different shows

>Evil Steven defeats Connie.
>She wakes up later to find her self in a lewd and revealing outfit.
>She's on the ground next to a massive throne chair.
>Steven is sitting on the throne chair with his hand on his chin as he looks at her.
>She had a chain collar around her neck connecting her to the throne chair.
>He drags her close to him and makes her sit on his lap.
>Steven forces her into a kiss against her will.
>"Your my slave now Connie, you belong to me."

>But if they did go on a date, most people would complain it was filler so...
I want that damn episode already. We got so close at times but nothing so far.

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Steven sacrifices his friends and family and becomes gem-Femto. Now all he has to do is Mindbreack Connie in front of his dad.

>Evil Steven turns Connie into his breeding sow.

I'd prefer Gem Knight of the First Order Connie.

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Stuff like that makes me sad we'll never have a time skip.

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we need more "Pearl" Connie art

We need more Pearl+Connie

only as part of a larger Harem for Steven