Who is the best New God?

And why is it Orion?

Has literally anybody but Kirby written Orion correctly?

So is that thing supposed to look like a big robot cock? Because that's what it looks like.

Walt Simonson?

No, it's his astro-belt.

I mean, you say that, but who the fuck is his competition? Mister Miracle and that's it?

Lightray?

The original design had the 'engine' on his chest. The Chiang redesign made it more like a bike, but resulted in a robo-cock when viewed from the front.

Metron. I like this son of a bitch

Don't you dare to forget to include Big Barda.

Because it's not.

Best incoming.

Lightray, Metron, Mister Miracle, Big Barda, Forager, Lonar, Bekka, Orion, and Highfather are the only ones I can think of.

All the forever people, too. Beautiful Dreamer, Big Bear, Vykin, Mark Moonrider, Serafin.

Infinity Man too.

Is Infinity Man one dude? I never really got how he worked. And would the Black racer count?

Serifan because he's a space cowboy.

Black Racer and Infinity Man would both count I think.

Orion in IJ2 when

Infinity man is one guy but the forever people and he can't exist as the same time.

Lightray is CUTE

Why is Ant-Man flying on a broken scooter?

Simonson and that's it.

DARKSEID IS

Nah, that is Forager, the greatest New God of them all.

arent the god's dead or something in Injustice? Or at least they're like "nah fuck that noise"

Lightray is shit. He is only good for running away or being killed off.

Fuck off Darkseid.

Sike.

>Tfw Mr. Suicide

This

Don't forget Forager.

Oy vey.