You're thinking about how much you want to **** Mary, aren't you?

You're thinking about how much you want to **** Mary, aren't you?

According to the official Bible canon, Mary is a boring submissive passive woman. Not my thing.

>pussy is ruined before anyone even gets a go on it
literally worthless to anybody but God.

I am sorry Mohammad, but you will never fuck a virgin.

I'd rather fuck shota Jesus, personally.

This. I need a dominate woman who will take control.

low test beta phag

Help Mary do what?

If Indian myth has taught me anything it's that you don't try to fuck god's waifu.

Ruth is definitely more my style.
>Assertive.
>Fun.
>Knows how to get the man she loves.

Yeah then you get invaded by monkey people.

>literally immaculately conceived

The purest waifu of all

Stay mad.

That pussy's gonna be looser than a pair of curtains as soon as the Messiah pops out. Manages to end up just like a slut without her or anyone other than God getting to enjoy it.

And then your waifu becomes a goddess of badassery and demon slaughter of pure vengeance resulting in your waifu drinking hundreds of thousands of gallons of demon blood.

>indian
>drinking anything other than rivers of shit

I want to get her double pregnant.

You know, I heard saints who suffered from OCD would have intrusive thoughts about things like this all the time.

>Not wanting to share the taste that God himself favored

Well technically I did fap to her, Lot and his daughters and that one guy who cucked his brother in the bible
Thanks sunday school

what is this
Don;t fuck her
God will kill u
Why do U wanna fuck a bible girl anyway

Are you telling me that you don't want to be the guy who gets to brag that he cucked God?

Going for a bit of the Black Madonna look then?

If it was new testament god it would be nice but If its old testament god youre fucked if you wanna cuck that guy

If it's old testament god you're probably super fucked now anyway because there are a billion laws and restrictions that literally no one follows these days that you've already violated.

Also there is no hell in the old testament so the worst he can do is kill you once, and if you're going to die at some point anyway it may as well be for a good reason.

Like giving J.C. a baby brother.

>the worst he can do is kill you once
unless makes you an immortal torture puppet

OT God could be nice when it suited him, remember the whole point of the Jonah story was Jonah refusing to go to Nineveh because he didn't want them to receive Gods mercy.
Christ had at least two half brothers and an unknown amount of sisters, Joseph went to work.

>It's a God fucks an underage girl episode

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume God chose Mary based on who would be the best mother for his son, not the one he found the hottest.

As long as she's in the Bible Black.

In other words, just another day in Abrahamistan.

**** her? No, that's stupid. But I tell you what, I'd totally fuck the shit out of her. Plow that ass so hard she'd walk with a limp the rest of her life.

Right in front of Joseph, too. Make him watch while her pregnant ass begs for my cock.

You talk like someone who only watches brazillian fart porn for entertainment.

>still no good impregnation, pregnant, xray porn of mary
fuck

Shall I summon Shadman?

NOT SHADMAN
HE DEFILES EVERYTHING PURE
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK