BLITZMENSCH

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wow Mastermen adaptation looks dope.

Should i play the first one before this comes out?

To bad Blitzmensch V. Ubermensch Dawn of Gerechtigkeit sucked

Yes

Why can't people stop whining about Nazis holy shit

Literally nothing changed aside from a vehicular homicide

If he were black none of you would care

reminder the Holocaust never happened.

It didn't

I would.

go home steve, you're high.

Fuck no. They cut out so much fucking shit from the Blitzmensch comics it's not even funny.

Not to mention they casted pretty boy Von Starchwitz for Blitzmensch who doesn't even like to wear the helmet when actual Olympic Athlete and Electrical Engineer Herman Fischer was available for the role.

I won't deny fapping to Sabine Vogel though, but that's because it's Sabine Vogel.

were reaching a point where the powers that be are attempting to radicalize the populace into a us vs them standpoint.
they have been doing so since times unmemorable, we won't when it'll happen but I can't wait for the civil war to come.
America will have another civil war, I don't know when but I hope it's soon.
oh god do I hope it's soon.

I don't watch German cartoons. But the guys who read Uber wouldn't have any reason to object.

I hope there's a bit where you dress up as Illegal Eagle and beat up Blitzmensch on live TV.

for all the shit bethesda's pulled lately, is it wierd I'd love to see Blitzmensch be brought back up as a villain to the Silver Shroud in a later fallout game?

>America will have a civil war

Right after DPRK launches a nuke successfully

You do know Wolfenstein has been around since the 80s right? This game is the first time in the series I've heard people whining about "Why are nazis evil" when they've been the villains of the whole damn series.

>Implying they aren't raising a Kaiju army with the excessive radiation that hits the Pacific to control

Bethesda has the best marketing, you gotta give it to them.

unless you try talking to them directly.

No kidding.

t. Wagner Brüder apologist

Why is an olympic man a zeppelin pilot?

If only they would take a fraction of that marketing budget and put it into the story department. maybe we'd get some dialogue options that don't all amount to "Yes I'll do this."

Wolfenstine stuff "leaking" into Fallout would raise some intresting questions.

Gotta do SOMETHING in the off-seasons.

I mean, sure there's training, but people need hobbies.

At least he didnt choose his came cause a blitzkrieg burst through his window.

Bethesda needs to stop ruining Fallout and The Elder Scrolls.

>I hope for war to happe
>Edgy nihilist antinatalist drunk detective image that you identify with
I physically cringed while reading your post congrats if that was what you were going for.
Do yourself a forever and be just like your hero Rust and never reproduce.

With that sweet sweet gold metal money you give to Hitler, he gives you a zeppelin. Not many know about that bit 'o history . In Blitzmensch case here he's got two zepps tucked away somewhere.

I would just say it would be an example of convergences between timelines on ideas.

Though a cross promo for a Wolfenstein and Fallout game where you could unlock weeapons from the other game might be interesting, especially if there's in-universe commentary.

>BJ gets a Junkjet
>Nazis, and pretty much everyone is wondering what kind of man kills another with a salvo of computer monitors, typewriters, bowling balls, and bottles of booze

They're definitely ruining fallout... Harder to say with TES since that was theirs to begin with.

It could be a very interssting Show. Or maybe to take him to a "normal" World, where the Nazis where they lost.

Eh, not really. I always preferred Herr Miller's dark and gritty version over this campy one.

Just do the Man in the High Castle route and have a multiverse.

As stupid as it would sound, I would love to see a Wolfenstein world vs whoever because of its cool possibilities.

In fact I wonder what would happen if the Nazi's of Wolfenstein met their Man In The High Castle counterparts.

>Miller

It's Franz Mueller dummkopf.

Shut your fucking hole, Boco.

Wolfenstein Nazis have better technology and advances than Man in the High Castle Nazis

Ja, mein sir...

Yes, it's fun

You should play all of them, since 1983.

I said shut up!

Oh, fuck Mueller's grimderp shit. You know why it was cancelled? For implying Blitzmensch, of all characters had a Jewish Grandmother.

His Aryan line is supposed to be so pure he's a cousin to Hitler!

>In fact I wonder what would happen if the Nazi's of Wolfenstein met their Man In The High Castle counterparts.

Why the fuck did you let Japan keep its Empire?

Also, Wolfenstein reich won due superior tech, how did the High Castle one's win?

Fucking autists. Creators need to learn the golden rule.

We both know why he's complaining user, he's in his edgy frog phase.

The High Castle Nazi's would cringe at how badly America is being treated because from what I've seen so far, the Wolfenstein counterparts will have absolutely no excuse when an uprising occurs.

Y'know I can take fantastical elements in comics and vidya but I cannot stand it when humans don't act like humans. That kid in the fridge should be completely fucking insane and his limbs ruined by spending literal centuries in a cramped space.

screw Miller, that traitor dared to imply some Jew was shadowwriting Blitzmensch all these years
glad he got hung

Only if they give us a faithful version of Terror Billie.

Not responding directly to you but rather the image in terms of writing.

>A wizard did it

Is fucking stupid as shit writing that allows people to get out of holes for free. It should never be used unless you intend on resetting the status quo.

No, no, you don't get it. The golden rule is:

>whenever autist asks question your answer, if any, should be A WIZARD DID IT

Any other answer encourages autism. Do not encourage autism.

Kind of a pity. I heard if he lived he was gonna write a new monthly: All-Star Blitzmensch and Hans the Boy Wonder.

Ahhh okay. Got you.

On a related note, their German... or Else spot was kinda fun.
I'd love to force Twitter users into a similar show: Proper English... or Else
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Did anyone else like Tim Burrden's film adaptation of Blitzmensch ? I thought his movies were on par with Sigmund Rainmitt's adaptation of The Aryan Spider

A lot of people seemed to complain that The Penny Pincher being an actual mutant was a little too on the nose, but I think those people forgot that he was always supposed to be a representation of a jew (and it's not like they are human anyway).

>Elder Scrolls ever being good

The idea that Germany could magically have taken over the world, has always been funny to me.
I like the designs of the villains in that short. Pretty interesting to see villain designs based on America, instead of how cartoon villains normally are often based on Nazis.

Aryan Spider and the Sequel. Human Holocaust will never be topped, changed kino forever

I wish they stopped pretending Wolfenstein was in any way serious.

The conc. camp in the first game was pure cringe. It's supposed to be all dark and gloomy, but it's a resort compared to the real shit.

>Would you watch it, /c/?

>implying you have a choice

Want to end up in a camp?

I personally think the Blitzmensch movies are a bit thematically richer but the Aryan Spider saga is truly unsurpassed

Also
>using the commie term "kino"
Go back to Rhedditz

That was pretty good
>really liked those SPECIAL animated videos for Fallout 4
>tfw we will never get more of those

But I thought Blitzmensch looked up to the Silver Shroud and felt inspired by him.

It's not so hard, really.
The hard part really is the military victory.
The easy thing is to put a totalitarian power structure into place during the 40s.
You see, what these games get wrong is to assume there could or would be German soldiers everywhere.
That would not be the case. You'd have patsies and marionettes recruited from their sympathisers put in charge and merely overseen by German staffers. Most of the violence against the population of the USA would come from Americans. Probably in party-approved uniforms, but there simply aren't enough Germans to crawl into every ditch of the US. And they have enough people on their side in this era. Racists, antisemites, the unemployed looking enviously towards the German recuperation under Hitler, this new glory. Fascism was not at all seen as a bad thing back before the war and if the Allies had lost, propaganda would make it so that it wouldn't be after.
Puppet states as were set up in France and Eastern Europe were very useful tools as no great number of German soldiers were needed to control them. All you need is a (metaphorical) gun to the right head and everything below follows suit.
So, in these games, you should be shooting fascist ground troops, but not only Germans, mostly local recruits and maybe later German suppression specialists.

There's zero historical accuracy in these games. I hope Machinegun games realize that.

American media has been using Nazis as carton out bad guys for years but suddenly is wrong and instead of shooting them we should engage in peaceful dialogue with them. I guess America has indeed been pussified.

Why the fuck does Sup Forums have to shove politics into everything? Holy shit just the other side of the tumblr coin.

The problem si they never had the power to take control of so much of the world, let alone hold control for long enough to conquer other places.
It was one of things that actually lead to their downfall. They where spread too thin with what power they had, leading to them not being able to hold much sway in the areas they had invaded, and not having enough man power to withstand attacks from all sides. Germany have simply never been big enough to invade too much, and definitely not big enough to actually keep a hold of it.
You have a point about how people had different views back then, but nationalism was even more rampant, and most people would never agree to have some German fucker come and tell them how to live their life.

90% of thread is interesting/amusing discussion about Wolfenstein/"Germany wins WWII" alernate history in general
>But better complain about Sup Forums just to make sure the thread gets derailed

I'm not quite convinced that it couldn't have worked with an intricate system of self-exploiting puppet states held together by the self-preservation of the next guy up the chain of command.
As I said, the hard part was somehow dealing with a hugely superior number of enemies and material who control most of the strategic resources while the German army was half made up of captured equipment that made supply chains an absolute nightmare, had few resources, expended manpower reserves at an alarming rate and scrambled to keep conquered ground in line while also murdering half its inhabitants.
I heard they used over 100 different truck types in the Russia campaign where the British, Russian and US troops focused efforts on standardising production instead of keeping tons of disparate existing equipment afloat.
The war was unwinnable long before it was lost for Germany. Their allies were proving weak or incompetent, their strategy in Russia failed and Japan involving the USA absolutely tipped the scale with an enemy out of reach who could mobilise production and resources without looking to protect against attacks while Germany was a target easily in range from another country out of easy tank rush reach.
I have no doubt in my mind that they could have played Russia against itself by granting autonomy to Ukraine and others so they would never stand united against Germany. But the doctrine wouldn't allow for that. It called for an endless murder campaign against most of the population east of the Polish border.

still waiting on that Doom miniseries, you fucks.

This is why Hitler should have won WWII

Yes, yes -- heil Schicklgruber.

You should play both it and DOOM, they're both great shooters that live up to their classic franchises in an era where most shooters are boring as shit.