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>Out This Week:
Captain Phasma #1 (Sep 6)
Darth Vader #5 (Sep 6)
Rogue One #6 (Sep 6)
Star Wars Adventures #1 (IDW, Sep 6)

>Star Wars Rebels Season 4 Trailer 2
>youtube.com/watch?v=0k_dEJPGCVU

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Behind the Scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=ye6GCY_vqYk

>Battlefront 2 - Behind the Story
youtube.com/watch?v=pryBP4K-_34

>Download links: (Check here for new Rebels Episodes + Books, Comics, Films, etc)
pastebin.com/nWsKtSya

>Star Wars: Forces of Destiny
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpSnlSGciSWNBXSxZZrsvWdnoGsLCr6WL

>Canon Guide:
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1t1KovH_1GYLDTAe3yrleeWiuzwulm670o_anQqr5Rcg/pubhtml

>Legends Recommendation List:
docs.google.com/document/d/147N5EgCnZmcPaDYvnGQwl9cn7BhBroFb7mD2C4cmWb0/edit?usp=sharing

ISB scrutinizing in process...

>TFW my first orgasim was to this picture
Still cant beleive shes dead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

WHERE IS THE LOST STARS MANGA UPDATE?!

two thread?

the fuck is going on

Post more ideas for SW porn /swco/

Spammer on the lose. Someone obsessed with pushing their waifu without logic or reason.

>tfw no Tori Black Rey cosplay

So is there really a mod that's a regular on /swco/?

I know we all like to meme and have fun, but we all know, deep down, that there's only one true, original, and most high star wars waifu.

that thread was made by the French rey/porg spammer to troll us with his inane perversions, and he couldn't even get the thread title correct

a janitor not a mod, he prunes posts and threads from time to time but he cannot seem to ban these ultimate faggot trolls that came in here this summer and have inhabited every single thread without surcease

Destroyer Droid! Watch yourself.

Just a friendly reminder to everyone that Lost Stars updates on the first and third (1st and 3rd) Thursdays of every month. Last week was the last thursday of the month, aka the 5th thursday. This coming thursday is the 1st. Relax. Y

the twi'lek master races have picked this thread as the true thread death to the other one.

Jyn/Bor Gullet
The idea is basically an inception-style porno-within-a-porno: Bor uses his manly tentacles all over Jyn's tight body, whilst using his mind-powers to dig up the memories of her entire sexual history. It's very avant-garde.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whichever thread wins out, I was promised post-ironic tangential krennicposting

And if no thread wins?

Ignoring the possibility of that cheese eating surrender monkey getting a third thread out first.

This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

better than Death Star 2

It really shouldn't appear more than once or twice a month.

We should never have made this bargain

Anything starring Sabine's voice actress.

I'm not sure if I'll be able to make next thread as well, I'll try to remember it if possible but I hope someone else will take up the OP mantle.

In the meantime, in order to foster a greater degree of meaningful Star Wars discussion, I'm going to make a post about every single named notable vehicle from Star Wars canon, in order of appearance.

The Consular Frigate is a neat little ship with similar aesthetics to the Tantive IV. I don't like the full-maroon unarmed Republic diplomat version as much as the significantly cooler TCW refit though.

Poor Little Chiss.

it 404

thank you ISB

For the longest time I wasn't aware that the Lucrehulks (punny name: "filthy lucre" means ill-gotten money) were actually simply oddly shaped battleships, but their grasping greedy "arms" are genius design. Not my favorite separatist ship though, but good allusion to the death star.

Also Poor Little Kallus, where Zeb, Kanan and others 'welcome agent Kallus to the rebellion."

>original, creative designs in Star Wars
I almost forgot about them.

why are female Jedis so?

Those always struck me more as round Star Destroyers. Never got the Death Star analogy there.

I was always intrigued by the beetle-y design of Trade Federation armor, and the MTT is super cool the way it transports battledroids around. Note also the tiny little repulsor sleds carrying a detached MTT battle droid rack.

I won't be discussing droid tanks, walkers or starfighters as vehicles because they are not, strictly speaking, piloted.

I honestly hate these things and they never felt like they were in the same universe

>Huge open fields
>Make sure we march single file, to hide our numbers!

The Trade Federation landers were a very interesting type of ship though they always struck me as hard to land. Disappointed they only showed up a few times in TCW and only very late in the series at that.

Genuine question: If Jedi aren't allowed to have emotional connections how do they breed? Do they have casual sex? Or does the Force randomly pop up in people despite the whole Skywalker thing showing it's a genetic thing?

>fridge

new Jedi are chosen.

They don't necessarily breed. The corrupt council can let some select Jedi breed with a harem of their own, but aside from them, no sex is necessary. They may use courtesans to sate their needs.

I always loved the AAT tank, for some reason it reminds me of the M48 Patton. I recently bought a vintage titanium series die cast miniature of it from a comic convention in Pittsburgh.

Man,I hate Leia so much. Rey is way better.

t. Anakin

I enjoyed how Catalyst mentioned the Death Star is sort of based on the shape of a Lucrehulk Core ship.

It's the Core ship in the center. The size, color and the dish alluded to the Death Star.

the STAP is essentially a speeder bike, but ridden like a Segway, seems very uncomfortable to me, but definitely original

Casual sex.

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Force sensitivity is a genetic aberration. referencing old EU here at my own peril, but the Dorsk series of clones didn't have a force sensitive in it until the 81st generation.

t. Ki-Adi-Mundi

Sheathipede shuttles exude the same insectoid appearance as a lot of the Trade Fed designs, but I find them lacking something. Even the Ghost crew's modification doesn't really do it for me.

Back to the basics. Who likes Reylo?

Did this happen to you /swco/?

I think it is the midsection that is less armored

I never really liked submersibles in real world or in fiction, and the Bongo is even less attractive than Nemo's Nautilus, but you have to admit it's method of propulsion is novel

What will be your reaction when Reylo will become Canon?

I do

I never really liked the first Naboo starship, I far prefer the other types we see in later media, but it's good that they showed the art-deco style glitz and glamor of the pre-empire galaxy

Great! Here,get a Porg!

Rey love to get blacked, now fuck off

Who would hate the ST this much to spam this all day, every day?

It's genetic and random. If a Jedi were to breed one of it's 2 kids might have force sensitivity. However if the Chosen One breeds his kids will definitely have force sensitivity. Then if normal people breed there's a sort of 1 in 5000 chance that they will be at least somewhat force sensitive like Han or Chirrut and an even smaller chance that they will be as sensitive as a Jedi. The really sensitive ones normally show signs early on like lifting things with their mind as babies in which case the parents can contact the Jedi for their child to be trained. Then if that kid ever wants to leave they're free to do so at any time.

Let's focus on the real discussion

best Naboo ship.

What about the droid attack on the wookies??

No she doesn't,she would rather get Gunganed than that. Kylo'd is still normal!

You think he has a harem of wookies?

Damn, that came out of left field. Ignore my bull.

>If Jedi aren't allowed to have emotional connections how do they breed?

They don't.

>Or does the Force randomly pop up in people

Force sensitivity does, yes. Though it can be passed down genetically. Every member of the Jedi Order is indoctrinated, they don't procreate. Mind you, up until the Clone War, the Jedi Order was very highly regarded. So sending your kid to be one of them was likely seen as an honor. And the Jedi indoctrinated their members likely as a gesture of trust to the citizens of the Republic, to show that those who were keeping the Republic's peace were citizens of the Republic themselves (excluding a very small minority of individuals like Anakin, who was born outside of the Republic's borders).

Technically a vehicle, the mechno-chair is a chair that walks for you. How aren't the Neimoidians fat?

All day, every day, every single thread, multiple times a thread, since June. There are few people in the world that depressingly pathetic and autistic

Post big breasts.

So, /swco/, who is your favorite Jedi?

can a planet ban Jedis from taking force sensitivity kids?

It takes muscle to count credits, it seems.

Always had a soft spot for Shaak Ti for some reason.
>dat accent
>that part in the RotS book where she tries to use the force to soothe Anakin before he races to the Windu/Sheev fight

This guy.

The Gozanti cruiser is a pleasant enough little star-brick, that actually first appears in the background skies of Mos Espa as Qui-Gon et al exit the Queen's ship on Tatooine. Personally I prefer the Imperial refit from Rebels.

Rey not being flat, now I know your shitposting.

It was implied that giving up force sensitive children was compulsory in TPM.
"If he was born in the Republic we would have found him early on" or some such.

DELET THIS

>Comfiest
The N1 just wins out for me for being a fighter, but imagine filling one of those cruisers with bombs, fitting a bunch of turrets and going on a long range run with a bunch of others to kill some seperatist ships

Stop! Now!!!! Rey was already Kylo'd.

man, I love this ship.

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Can we ban this Rey faggot already, he is just as bad as that 7th sister poster

To be brutally honest, I never liked any of the podracers I've ever seen. I like the idea of the Ben-Hur chariot race in space, but aesthetically, that idea never sat well with me, and I found the cockpits frighteningly exposed. I always favored every other type of vehicle to these things. What's worse I always found it difficult to distinguish whose ship belonged to who aside from Sebulba and Anakin and Maggie Gyllenhaal

Mara Jade

Reylo is love. Reylo is life.

Thanks friendo

Stop replying to him! Ignore him,he will get bored.

>Stop! Now!!!! Rey was already Kylo'd.

Kylo is cuck by Finn

(I know I should stop but it's fun triggering him)

I used to dislike the Scimitar, but when I saw it used in the Battlefront 2 Starfighter Assault promo a few weeks ago I thought "omg this thing is perfectly villainous" and it transitions well into the TIEs, especially the Inquisitor TIEs from Rebels.

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Reylo can bring you love and peace. The Sequel Trilogy has something better than the OT and PT,it has love...Reylo love.

Perhaps the nemoidians don't get fat

young Anakin, no one can kill a Jedi.

Darth vader, hold my beer kid.

I always thought (and still do) that Maul's speeder bike looked very stupid, like a doughnut with a bite taken out of it, but it does look like it's probably pretty comfortable.

Probably. Parents don't have to give their children away if they don't want to.
It isn't required. At any time a Jedi can leave the Order if they wish which heavily implies that parents aren't forced to give their kids away. It's just very unlikely that a parent wouldn't want their kid to be a Jedi though.

>waifufaggots have taken over

ISB where are you?

oh this reminds me of the episode it was featured in, I really liked seeing a CIS planet where people went about their business and battle droids were there as security, and got me thinking

are there any star wars books/comics that are from the CIS point of view? battling *ALONGSIDE* battle droids instead of against them?

The airships of Coruscant look marvelously stereotypically art-deco retro-futurist, like mid-century Popular Science "city of the future" public transportation.

No.

Either Luke or Anakin. Skywalkers are my weakness.