Loki changes place with Luthor on BvS. What happens?

Loki changes place with Luthor on BvS. What happens?

This shitty villain make this shitty movie even more shittier.

Loki, confused, returns to his proper universe so he can continue to snark in his brother's general direction.

You honestly think anyone is worst than Luthor?

BvS become reasonably enjoyable for a few minutes

Thor and Thor The Dark World somehow become even worse

Yes, Loki is simply an autistic manchild with daddy issues and his reasons are all retarded, there was no reason at all for betraying anyone in the first movie and yet he did.

Also the fact how everybody always forgive him after always fucking 2 worlds for no reason just bring MCU quality down.

Yes even Luthor is better than Loki, the only villain worse than loki in recent capeshit movies was Aldrich Killian.

Loki is really shit but BvS Luthor is still worse.

Because he's a cheap Loki rip off.

Honestly if he behaves like the dumbass he was on Thor or Avengers, he will make it very clear from the moment he arrives to DCEU Earth that he wants to enslave humanity, if this happens like it did in Avengers, Superman would punch him in the face so hard he would shit himself 3 times in a row. Also, if we consider the fact that there is no Thanos in DCEU and therefore no Chitauri, he would have to work with more mundane stuff.

If he plays it smart. He would be able to control certain elements of the government and military to antagonize Superman. Maybe even try to use other elements to get access to the Kryptonian ship. In the end, he could possible use the very own american public and government to divert Superman's attention from him (mind controlling him would be really hard and maybe not worth the risk of being punched into the moon). Don't know if he would find Batman worthy of his time or if Bats would even interest him. It's just another weak human to Loki, but I guess if Batman does make the Kryptonite Spear and gas he could be useful.

If there is a Chitauri army involved. Then, well, I guess many heroes like Wondy would force themselves out of retirement to help with the invasion. Superman can face the whole Chitauri fleet and armed forces by himself, but at the cost of massive lose of lives on the ground and after what happened with the Kryptonians, I doubt anyone on the DCEU would want another Battle Of Metropolis as disastrous as that.

Heavy hitters would come out of hiding, including Batman, to face this threat the best way they can. In the face of Loki and the Chiatauri, it is very likely that the relationship between Supes and Bats would be less antagonistic.

loki uses his illusion magic to incite the world against superman, preying on their fear and insecurity to sow chaos

he then orchaestrates superman, also with illusions, to believe the batman is dangerous and should be locked up

and after lighting a match to ignite the two to conflict, they have worn themselves out, and loki makes his grand appearance and defeats the two exhausted men, and tells the world that their champions are weak and selfish, and are now struck down

but before the final blow can be struck, wonder woman comes and rallies batman and superman back, and together the three of them maneuver loki into a lead lined containment silo, showing that they can beat loki at his own game

they realize that loki easily played them for fools, theit suspiscion and mistrust making them easy to pit against each other, and they agree they shouls work together to make future misunderstanding easier to solve, and the 3 resolve to form a team to tackle threats, and to maintain a balance of power should any of them go rogue

the highly televised defeat if loki restores prestige to superman and batman, and the media thusly dubs them "super friends"

He becomes a pawn of Darkseid so he can return back to his world. His main character drive is to be king of Asgard and will do whatever he can to get back.

>Fool

Bats v Supes, Dawn of Loki:

Loki ensnares and mindBTFO's Bruce, explaining his hate boner for Clark, and therefore 'Save Martha' never happens, Batgod kills Super Jesus and WW simply stays on her plane to Paris and Faux Doomsday never happens.

Nah, that would imply Loki isn't arrogant or spiteful. Batman is just a pathetic mortal in a fursuit. Loki is the rightful owner of the world and all those little fools.

>If he plays it smart. He would be able to control certain elements of the government and military to antagonize Superman. Maybe even try to use other elements to get access to the Kryptonian ship

You are forgwting that he manipulated the mind of a lot of people before doing anything. Man, he just need to:

>mind control Bruce
>make him kill Clark
>kill Bruce

It's that simple.

WW is the only thing that can try to stop him.

>Nah, that would imply Loki isn't arrogant or spiteful. Batman is just a pathetic mortal in a fursuit.

He controlled Hawkeye, that other scientist and tried to do the same with Tony.

>forgwting

What?

>mind control Bruce

Why? Wayne is a playboy with no conections to any military organization (they have almost NO contract with the military). And Batman is just some random street rat. What could he possibly do to benefit the great Loki? At least Hawkeye was a spy for one of the greatest global defense organizations on the MCU.

No, Loki would want to control someone with power and connections... maybe... I don't know. Amanda Waller?

Loki controlled Hawkeye, your argument is invalid.

Again. Hawkeye is a top agent and spy of SHIELD. Highly involved with the organization and actually saw Nick Fury face to face. Tony is the creator of the Helicarriers, the Arch Technology and a well known super hero with a huge fortune that is directly involved with the American Military (the only thing he shares with Bruce Wayne is being a playboy).

Batman is just... well, some guy in a Batsuit that punches mortals in the face. What so great about that when you can have amazonian goddesses and Space Men that can punch mountains into dust?

superman kills Loki

Loki took a hellcarier down by manipulating said spy, he can play smart. But I do agree that controlling Waller or Luthor makes more sense.

And this is just making me realize that Starro could have worked better in the movie.

Your entire argument hinges on the idea that Batman would somehow be under Loki's radar when he was on fucking Superman's radar.

Not really. Hawkeye is a top agent and spy of SHIELD. Highly involved with the organization and actually saw Nick Fury face to face. He granted a mean to infiltrite SHIELD. What does Bruce provides? Bitches and alcohol?

Why go for some spoiled brat when in the same universe people like Oliver Queen and Amanda Waller have more military contracts and/or access to military information, personal and bases?

Batman wouldn't be under Loki's radar. Loki would give no single shit about some guy dressed as a bat that punches people in the face. He might even laugh at the idea and then jump to a better target like Queen Inc or Amanda Waller.

Again. What could a man in a bat fursuit could possibly do?

Exactly, and Wayne gives access to none of that.

Loki could not touch Batman. Batman shook off a Yellow Ring. And he BEAT the Omega Sanction.

Batman and Superman wreck him because he's retarded.

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DCEU is not mainstream comics, you fucking moron. Is Sup Forums really this stupid?

The movie drastically improves

>And this is just making me realize that Starro could have worked better in the movie.

>Starro was on board of the spaceship
>starts manipulating people around until he gets to control Luthor
>basicaly control Luthor to create Doomsday, while Batman and Superman fight each other for legitimate reasons instead of the bulshit that we are given.
>Once Doomsday is finished, Starro controls him, and shows that he has multiple people under his control at this point.
>Batman and Superman join forces to stop the Starro invasion.
>Only one remain alive, and is killed by Luthor, now with a growing hathred for aliens.

Hey, big guy...lemme tell you something and I can do it with one word: HYPERCRISIS.

>It's that simple.

: Why, yes. It is.

>What could he possibly do to benefit the great Loki?

He kills Superman. See for your basic plot.

It's been years but i'm still not over how MCU made loki into a major player to a lot casual fans. Loki wasn't even included in events like secret invasion or WWH but if they did it today I bet he'd be the one flying the mothership into orbit.

>He kills Superman

But Loki doesn't know. And why would he know? Batman is just a human, a boring human that can't give him no intel, no infiltration NOTHING, into the governments of this planet and the defense organizations.

Batman would be left alone because he would be seen as irrelevant to the plan, he really has nothing to offer when compared to people like Amanda Waller. That will be Loki's mistake. But again, why would he be interested in some weirdo that goes around punching other mortals in the face? Big fucking deal.

Don't use words you don't understand, boy.

Because he is rich and angry at Superman.

I mean, why Luthor was interested in some weirdo that goes around punching other mortals in the face?

Seriously, what made Luthor choose him to go after Superman?

Rams kryptonite spear through Supes like he did Coulson.
Snaps Bats' neck.
The End.

Loki first arrives in Burbank, converts a Warner Brother's suit in the middle of a cocaine binge into his cult of Loki-drones, who explains Batgod to him and how humanity fetishizes the Batgod, and introduces him to Lex, who becomes Loki's next drone and introduces him to Bruce Wayne, so Batgod, Lex and Warner's Executive (let's call him Cereal Guy) are Loki's version of court jesters/Warriors 3.

Batgod gets rid of Supes for Loki,

Cereal Guy comes up with a ridiculous plan to take over the moons of Saturn, which have nothing to do with the invasion by the Kryptonians who wanted Superman dead or from Stepenwolf who wants the Mother Boxes, so all the plans that the Cereal Guy comes up, after an entire year of planning, and new plans being released and new drawings of the new plans being teased, all boil down to nothing at all after all is said and done.

Lex kills Wonder Woman so all the butthurt misogynist anti-semites on this board can feel better about themselves.

Nah, Batgod is the key, because he's Batgod

>Yes, luthor is simply an autistic manchild with daddy issues and his reasons are all retarded
Fixed that for you. You seem to forget the reason Lex hated Superman was because daddy bad touched him and "god" didn't stop it

Remember that Superman is also vulnerable to magic.