Sup Forums confessions thread

ITT we confess our Sup Forums related sins. CTR confessions welcome

I'm a yuropoor who lives in Canada and deliberately shitposts to make the fucking leaf look bad

I sometimes ironically defend swedish policies for guaranteed (you)'s.

I'm gay and all I want is to be a cute boy fucktoy.

I fucked a half black girl all summer.

I voted for the Moderate-Right party last election. Haunts me to this day, even though they got elected.

If someone handed me a device with a button labeled "nuke Israel" I would probably push it.

I'm actually a pajeet-persian-arab mongrel who hates niggers rather than a white guy who hates niggers.

[spoiler]I like China much more than Japan[/spoiler]

I call other Anons "nigger", despite being half-black myself.

> probably
You filthy fuck! Go kill yourself.

I'm a 16th century Austrian composer

currently white and fucking a half Hispanic liberal girl

>puss is so fucking good and she comes over on demand to slam her ass down on my cock

im jewish, gay, and rich

Muhammed is my prophet and he fuck me right in the ass twice day.

Best regards.

i helped kill a man in a pol raid.

Haydn is that you?

I am a total degenerate. I practice occultism, I have fucked 109 women of all races and sucked one cock (white), I have liver damage from alcoholism, I used to be almost 100 lbs overweight, I avoid working as much as possible, and I spend most of my time on shallow distractions.

I genuinely want to be better, but I lack the willpower because I don't like myself and it's hard to get motivated to do anything for myself if I hate the person I'm doing it for (me)

I am Turkish. I hate half my extended roach family because they are the parasites that suck off of European countries. I am trying to work well and prestigious jobs (studying medicine currently.) and they just pop thousand babies and make the kebabs and because of retarded liberals in Europe, they keep earning their child support and shit. I despise Islam, dumb people, parasites, slavs. And yet I am surrounded by them. Fuck the Balkans and Anatolia.
Rant over

Im a priviledged white male :(

I voted for Rand in the primaries and I would again if given the opportunity.

(Still voting Trump over Hillary.)

I'm a degenerate IRL, smoking, drinking, taking drugs, fucking girls, I have a numale beard and work in graphic design, and pretend to be pro refugees/feminism/islam/socialism just to fuck girls and get along with my colleagues, because I wouldn't have any friends if they realized i'm a Sup Forumstard.

living a lie, i don't stand for anything, the only time i'm honest is on Sup Forums and in the voting booth

I fap to sissy and cuck porn

I don't hate black people, I just hate how the Democrats have manipulated them into being essentially spaces at their beck and call.

I fucking hate niggers.

Wife thinks I'm just Republican leaning, but I'm erase-every-nigger level Republican in my head.

I didnt vote Trudeau last election forgive me pls

I post pro-Hillary threads as a joke.

I posted the

>Afghani immigrant who supports Clinton

>Nordic Anti-Semites for Clinton

>Globalization and interventionism for Clinton

Start lifting, that generally helps with all but the sex problems.

I'm a very mainstream center-left Democrat. I hate victimhood culture and SJW's. On policy I hate most other Democrats I know, though I keep confidence in the Party's leadership to make good policy choices. (Remember Hillary talking about a public and a private position on the issues?) Politicians' public statements are just politics. Governing is another matter entirely.

>erase-every-nigger level Republican

Moonman for pres

You forgot to mention that you get fuck right in the ass by Muhammed when you' re asleep.

Best regards.

too real

I went to jail in japan after a psychotic break at a temple.

i thought the Japs were being controlled by nuclear technology and forced into slavery

Funky

U mean only the sex problem?

Woah this is over the line

I work in the arts and I'm full Brexit and Trump in public

...

I was the guy that told Trump to run for president after he was complaining about Obama on twitter.

I was le communist as teenager.

me too lol
Meilleur regards

im 1/4 sephard jew

i fucking knew it

this

I jerk off to interracial pretty regularly and sometimes put hotdogs in my butt.

I also get off to the idea of anglos not considering me white for being med, and letting them impregnate my med wife so we can have a whiter son.

>see flag
checks out.
crown cucks confirmed for closet homos. Kys

Im gay but I constantly post anti-gay shit just for the lulz.. and no, I dont have problem with my sexuality.


and I also have a crush on Putin...

how degenerate am I?

I guess anglos "artists" are less bigoted than french ones

>be furfag (used to be hardcore but iv eased up a lot in recent years)
> had a bisexual phase between 17-20 and was fucked in the ass twice (though iv long since dropped it)
> voted for king nigger in 2012
> long time gf (and likely future wife) is Mexican, so race traitor
> fucked a skinny nigeress once
I'll take myself to the gallows on the day of the rope , redpilled now or not

I really really like women.

I voted for Obama.
Twice.
I wish I could go back in time and throttle myself.
Then again we may never have gotten Trump I guess.

I'm bisexual but I want a qt Trans girl with a big dick to play with :/

I used to do heroin, now I bought a house, have a qt fiancee and make 50k a yr. Also, I defend leaf from time to time

I want to move to Africa.

i try to be fascist but i know that deep down i am not

agreed
kek duds confirms
must kys

Israel must be nuked.

Details?

I am a white olderfag. I have never been attracted to white women. Out of 20 or so relationships, only 1 was white....my drunk hookup slut forma few months in the '80s. A few Latinas, the rest Asian, including my my first in high school.

>multiple nipples
>Only top ones covered
For what purpose

I am for globalism on an ideological level, and I would be completely in favor of it if it weren't for competition being kind of important for progress.

I'm A WHITE MALE and am fucking a poo in loo. Luckily she doesn't smell like shit and isn't hairy so there's that at least.

found the nigger

I've got a fat fetish, but I hate tumblr landwhales, and the whole "body positivity" bullshit.

you wanna skype?

I have masturbated with gay interracial porn
I love traps and shemales

>Currently?
You planning on changing your melanin content?

Can you post proof, since flag

When i get sexual aroused i get extremely violent thoughts of how i should kill the person i defiled.

I am not proud of this.

I just got here from reddit 2 weeks ago and I still use reddit everyday.

just for the lulz ?

or are you like milo; kind of a "I'm gay but i think the LGBT movement is retarded"

Almost everything I post is a lie except for a tiny kernel of truth

I have dated a few, they are pretty nice gfs

I don't think Jews are that bad.

I'm a white guy that has fucked 8 different Hispanic girls. It's so wrong, but they are so easy when you're white in California, they all want some even the ones with boyfriends

fuck off back cunt

>see flag
checks out again No surprise here.

I thought this was a confession thread wtf?

you are redpilled degenerate. its worth for something.

i'm overweight, smoke cigs and weed, drink alcohol sometimes. mostly screw mexicans. single, no kids.
already voted for trump though. i am redpilled, i just don't really change my behavior like i should. i also watch porn.
>go ahead and roast me, i don't give a shit.

I banged a white and I'm not white.

Since then I've dedicated helping my close white friends find white booty.

Am a white guy and I literally only date/fuck skinny black hoodrats

your english, this is supose to be a secrets thread.

I'm a commie who tries to pass propaganda posing as a hardliner

>fucks Mexicans
>votes Trump
You will be deported like the rest of them

I fucked a 19 year old introverted, and extremely feminine trap when I visited Sweden.

I'm not gay btw, but she/he? was qt af!

im going to an ivy league law school so i can become a powerful politician

> might be a Democrat if Hillary loses

so I'm not the only person who gets psycho-sexual images and thoughts then

I've fucked a mulatto girl and an Asian girl.

If I wasn't scared of being a degenerate and of what might happen, I would use Tinder with the tagline "We're all animals. Let's not waste time on the details."

...

I would have been A-okay with Webb winning this election.

>had sex with more men than women.

>possibly part Jewish.

>likes Israel and most Jews.

>into literally every type of porn but scat.

>drank my own cum

i helped a pol raid by calling the mother of some cunt that stole a police car and he demanded to talk to his mother or he would shot his brother and himself, after 10 mins the police wasnt able to contact the mother and the guy did what he promised

I think that jews are actually superior to the white race due to superior inteligence and mostly by ability to unite and to overcome animal ego urges. But they seek the destruction of my beloved white race, whitch is the most overly balanced imo, so they must be stoped

I voted Remain when Brexit happened, and voted Labour in the last election.

However, that was before I was truly red-pilled. If it happened again now, I'd be all for Leave and UKIP.

I once fucked an Emu

So did I.

Even worse, I voted for Feinstein in 2012.

I can't change the past, I can only contribute what I can to make America great again.

I plan on moving to Oregon and voting in a conservative government there.

>"Erase-every-nigger tier Republican"
why the fuck am i laughing so much

Oh please admit he was the one fucking YOU.

I voted for obama in 2012 and HRC in 2016

>implying that you were the one of the two doing the fucking

I watched John Oliver Unironically before coming to Sup Forums... Thought he was funny as fuck... Now I watch him and all I see in place of John Oliver the British funny man, now all i see is Mr. Current year and all the degenerate things he says... Also my best friend is a #BernVictim who tried to get me to (((feel the Bern))) but I couldn't... Too many SJW's were following him and I was/am anti-SJW

I don't actually disagree with some of the opinions posted here. But i pretend otherwise irl, appearances over everything.

Maybe you can redeem yourself in the years to come

You're a nice person you have to do it.

Based on everything you've said you definitely have some kike DNA.