Live in Colo

>live in Colo
>rocking my Gary Johnson shirt
>stop at King Supers for lemons and toilet paper
>7/10 braless hippy girl behind me sez nice shirt
>her nips were swayin
>t...thanks
>put my groceries in the car and go to pot store next door
>trying to decide on grape crush or mongo megablast
>Nips McGee comes in behind me
>oh hey again...ha love that Johnson
>buy my quarter bag and go outside
>mfw she comes out with her sack
>throw her a goofy grin and stare at them glass cutters
>so…you wanna smoke?
>head to my car, pass the bowl
>she's flirty, starts feeling my hemp shorts
>look around, parking lot not too busy
>whip out all 4 inches and smell her dreadlocks
>she starts jerking me and giggling
>I can feel it coming up like magma
>shoot my load all over the steering wheel
>she leans in and whispers
>that's Aleppo.

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nice one op

yeah..... so...... this pasta has gotten pretty stale already

...

6/10, mildly interesting but the finish just wasn't there.

so... girls with dreadlocks thread?

Hope this isnt copy pasta

Why does she have a mop on her head?

Ahahaha I needed that. Those type of girls are always 7-10/10.

>note to self
>buy a Greens t-shirt
>get handies at maccas

>girls that have bugs living in proximity to scalp
No thank you

>live in Colo
>don't smoke the leafy jew
>surrounded by nu-male beta faggot boulderites who think that weed is a legitimate culture
Just get me out

>buy David Leyonhjelm tshirt
>get handjobs at market rate from a transexual Muslim immigrant who is willing to work at a fair price due to the removal of all borders and the implementation of a flat tax scheme

>trying this hard

I can smell the Texan on you from here.

As much as a legitimate culture as consumerism and sports.

Not Texan. Moved here from the East Coast for work.

>implying tranny Muslim immigrants can afford $55,000 to get into the country

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The Libertarian movement is in the process of uncucking itself.

Checked and kekd.

If it isn't a pasta it will be now!

jesus chrsit I didn't realise we had our own gary johnson

>I don't pay attention because I'm not a citizen (nz) so I can't vote. pls no bully

Give it a few years.

The West will start growing on you.

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>from the east coast
>living in CO

You have to go back

>not a citizen of Australia

what the fuck did you do to not even qualify to be a prisoner?

dreadlocks are absolute shit

>60% white

...

> POTTY-mouthed Senator David Leyonhjelm is unrepentant after calling an abusive correspondent a “communist turd”.
heraldsun.com.au/news/senator-david-leyonhjelm-in-abusive-email-exchange-with-constituent/news-story/281473158819436c9da1ba5ad2675f0c

>tfw Golden
>tfw Golden doesn't allow pot shops because it "ruins community values"
>tfw Golden is fun, conservative and comfy af despite being right next to the hotbeds of Colorado degeneracy known as Denver and Boulder
>the Trump held a rally here today and it was amazing

I'm not a fan of a lot of Colorado (read: Front Range) culture/ideals, but I love my town

>burial place of Buffalo Bill

Wyoming would like to have a word with you.

We'll fight WHYoming over it

White people with dreads look fucking dreadful.

I'm part Mediterranean and people are always telling me to dread my hair but fuck that noise. I would rather grow it long and wavey

Pack a lunch.

Was that suppose to be funny?

is this stoner humour?

It is, saw it a few days ago

its not funny...its not fun

>mfw live in Aurora near Colfax

>flag

I would have guessed you lived on Federal

(you)

Grand Junction's pretty conservative too, moving from the front range to here was like a Godsend

you fucking idiot Federal is full of mexicants and dinks aka Vietcong not worst koreans

>GJ is conservative

Have you seen the GJ craigslist?

>just cuck my wife up

I was going for an all asians are the same joke, calm your tits

lekker

Even before pol I absolutely detested dreads

Fuck Johnson and fuck New Mexico.

why would you do that to yourself?

Centennial/Littleton masterrace. Come home white man.

p good

Johnson is not actually libertarian

Leyonjhelm is actually based, his immigration policy says we only take people from "desirable" countries i.e no one from a country with a history of blowing themselves up.

The only trouble is England and Europe are already pozzed but at least theyll have to pay 50k which will deter a few scumbags.