One week left until Hiveswap's release

One week left until Hiveswap's release
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Are you excited Sup Forums? It's 6gb and you don't even get to Alternia fully, and it's rated E10, so no funny horsecock jokes.

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I thought it would be 3D

Wasn't this suppose to be a big RPG with tons of different classes and customization?

When did it become a point and click?

It was never that, it was always going to be a point n click.

Hasn't been 3D for years.

Still, this is what five years in development gets you apparently.

It's a 6 gigabyte spin off of Homestuck and it's rated E10? I thought Andrew Hussie was in charge?

Looks like shit.

6 freaking gigabytes for a point and click? There are just so many things wrong with this game. I'm not even a fan of Homestuck and I can tell they got it wrong.

>it's rated E10
you WHAT
who would play this game that hasn't read homestuck anyway?

This looks like it would be a fun distraction for a few hours. But after years of development and oodles of money, that's kind of disappointing.

Andrew Hussie is the "producer"
Some unfunny fuck named Cohen Edenfield is the actual writer.

Long story short the people they hired to make the game at first stole a ton of the kickstarter money to make King's Quest, so they had to scramble a studio together and downsize to actually get the game out and that meant 2D graphics over a 3D world.

>Wasn't this suppose to be a big RPG with tons of different classes and customization?
I have no idea where you got that idea from. Are you thinking of a Homestuck fangame or something?

It was always supposed to be an adventure game. Fuck, I'm pretty sure the original Kickstarter described it as an adventure game, and the original studio that was hired (Odd Gentlemen), the one that ran off with the money specialized in adventure games (in fact, they spent that money they stole on a King's Quest reboot).

I mean, entire shtick of MS Paint Adventures as a website is emulating parser-based adventure games like King's Quest. You know, "Get ye flask" ones. Entire point of Sylladex was parodying overly complex adventure game inventory systems.

Adventure game is definitely the most logical choice at adapting the flow of MSPA/Homestuck - "command/result; command/result."

Probably confusing it with Sburb

Why would Hussie let someone do that to his franchise?

It's kind of ironic that an adventure game developer like Odd Gentlemen was so happy to screw over a franchise based solely on paying homage to the genre. All the more reason to hate humanity.

Because Hussie is a limp-wristed rich kid who has no idea how to run anything and is at his best when he's locked in a room ignoring the outside world.
Cohen by the way, was also in charge of Namco High.

He doesn't give a shit, he's moved on to other things.

oh boy a 20 minute point and click demo posing as a game

I mean, Gearbox screwed over fricking Aliens franchsie in exact same way to make a shitty Borderlands sequel. It seems game development has a strong 'fuck you got mine' attitude.

>he's moved on to other things
Has he though? Has he really?

I second this, what has he done since Homestuck ended?

He touched a horse!!!! lol!

Hey does anyone know where this character's from? Some fanadventure I've been trying to find.

Don't feel too bad for What Pumpkin; people've done the math, and there's a lot of evidence that they've kept on embezzling or just wasting that money even after the rift with Odd Gentlemen.

The real victims are the donators who thought they could trust Hussie to be a professional with their money.

The author hides their stuff out of fear of rosemary shippers.

Oh yeah, have the stretch goals actually been met? Weren't backers supposed to be able to beta test things?

Anyway to get it? Just looking for some more JohnRose in this lonely world.

And as far as I know the last big rumor was they asked backers for more money, though it was all NDA blocked so who knows what really went down.

>Anyway to get it?

Probably, but I've never seen it. Shame cause I'm all about that breeding and implied breeding, plus it at least looks higher quality.

>Steam Trading cards
Wew lad

I'll trade you my joey for your joey.

Oh hey I know that one. It's my favorite grimdorks fanventure.

It's a shame really fuck rosemary shippers.

Nice Jade ass there my man.

Anyway here's a edit of a Jade x Davepeta into Jade x Davesprite... Mainly because Davepeta shouldn't exist. I figure if I keep editing I'll eventually improve and be able to draw my own stuff on ms paint.

>Davepeta shouldn't exist
Damn straight.

Poster here

I have it user I can provide the link. I also have the panels saved in case their image hosting shits on them or incase they decide to delete the pictures. Should consider backing up the text too just in case. Would you like my discord in order for you contact me?

>not sburb: the game
Meh

It's supposed to be kids and murder and mayhem. E10 means they've graded down the content what the fuck.

Not just that, Homestuck's characters were pretty vulgar, as was the content. Why is WP so determined to make Homestuck safe for the ten year olds who totally play it?

No he fucking didn't.

The horse realized his crimes and promptly swayed away from him.

Sure, if you don't mind.

It depresses me that "downsizing" your game entails switching from mediocre 3D to really nice 2D.

Where did video games go wrong?

Oh, so he didn't even touch a horse.
Okay, he's done nothing then.

>Why is WP so determined to make Homestuck safe for the ten year olds who totally play it?
Because they want it to be the next undertale.
I for one cannot wait for this shit to hit Sup Forums and for it to be met with complete apathy

Well super-satan, if the Sup Forums hiveswap threads are any indication, Sup Forums is actually tsundere for this game. We all want to see the trainwreck up close.

My discord is @C A S T L E O F N E P#6793

See you there user.

ok Sup Forums let's make a character
troll? or human?

2D always fit it better anyways but he probably wanted to do a lot more

Human. Superior race.

CHERUB

Trolls. Gotta meet that sweet superpower quota.

I'm going to wait a bit and see if its good

I'm worried about length really. It ain't gonna be 6GB long, so how many hours will it really be

Half hour. Tops.

lel

Look at the soundtrack. It ends a little after getting to Alternia.

it says you're blocking new friends.

Try now user.

Be honest, why are you still clinging to this dead franchise?

Porn.

Everything has porn.

>E10+
Bummer. If there's anything I like better than bizarre genre humor, it's vulgar bizarre genre humor. How are they supposed to say the fuck-word?

Seconding Human. Spatulakind if I can suggest a specibus now.

ok, let's go with first come first serve
human it is.
hair? sex? face?

isn't he working on homestuck 2.0 or something? whatever that is.
is he still going to publish the rest of the comic into a book?

Yeah I know how much story they'll get through, but we don't know how long it'll take to tell it. Story-wise, it only looks like an hour, so I wanna see how much they pad it.

I like the classpects and I'm biding my time until I steal the idea and use it in something else

Girl, Egbert descendant, pretty.

Yeah but Homestuck's got really good porn, especially if you're into certain fetishes. Plus a bunch of cosplayers willing to ride your dick and act out your Homestuck related fantasies if you're halfway good looking.

...

Give her a pair of sexy lips.

how about short hair
>I like the classpects and I'm biding my time until I steal the idea and use it in something else
race you

you didn't link the best part though: the official fourms
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>already davekat shitposting

This already sucks shit.

Troll sympathizer please go.

CHERISH KATNEP user

We're just making Jane with sexy lips

shit back it up guys

That sounds great.

What a cop-out, fuckin stale, flaming gargbage. FUCK

Let's work together Katnep user.

ok we've got our john descendant female qt with sexy lips and short hair

we'll need a personality to with that. how about some traits? and a strife specibus?

if anything I'd expect roxy. huh.

GOD that looks like FUCKING TRASH

why don't you make her a DISGUSTING WHORE too? like TEREZI

Daddy issues.

You ruined it. You should have kept it a featureless white sphere.

Keykind

Gear head with Spannerkind.

Unable to grasp humor so she has to force an awkward smile when people try to make a joke or be goofy

trying to hide the fact that she's secretly a bunch of ants in a skincoat.

>Cohen Edenfield
Who's that clown

Hiveswap's writer. The most stereotypical San Francisco white dude you can imagine.

>people still ship grimdorks
Why. John deserves better. Let the shitty dykes stick together and the alpha male can fuck the prosper girls

Why does anybody still care about this shit?

>Deserves better
No he doesn't. Sides, Egberts were built for fucking blondes.

How did The Odd Gentlemen not get sued into oblivion, anyway?

John is th he only straight white male so yes he does deserve better. Also blondes a shit he was made for breeding brunettes and skull children

I was making fun of him by stealing his "joke" about how asking how's this clown is the worst insult to ask about someone because it implies 1. They are a clown. 2. Not even a well known one

Hussie settled with an nda like the beta libcuck nu male he is

Rose was actually pretty cool before Kanaya ate her personality.

>skull children
Guy, if you give Calliope ANY acknowledgement, all your statements are permanently invalid.

Could be that they were in the right and that hussie is inept as shown by everything else that has gone on since then.

She was a sumb bitch then instead of doorknob head.

Did i say callie? She should join rose and Kansas in shit characters ville

Yeah how mysterious.

TOG did nothing wrong.

John deserves a merciful heroic death to be free from all the shitty characters of Homestuck.

TOG did things wrong but they already had a shit reputation by that point and Hussie was a fool to trust them.

>Altstuck