>Allegations of human waste falling from aircrafts over residential parts of southern Delhi are being investigated by India’s environmental court.
>“For the past one week in the early morning, we found that walls and floors of terraces of our house splattered with large patches of excreta dumped by aircraft[s] flying in front of Palam airport at night,” Dahiya said. >”This is the second time this has happened. Last time it had occurred in early October when we had spent Rs 50,000 [$748] to get the entire exterior resurfaced with fresh paint,” he added.
>In the plea, the complaint highlights the Hindu festival of Diwali approaching and how householders “cannot afford to have this defacement everyday.”
>cannot afford to have this defacement everyday >it would be ok if it happened a little less frequently tho god dammit india
Aaron Garcia
its australia and the us . when ever their bombers fly overhead in india they dump human waste bombs from hight altitudes. a altimeter determines when it shreds the polymer shell and people focus more on the shit than random trash
Sebastian Roberts
How could the tell?
I mean, did the poop look or taste different than the poop it fell into?
Wyatt Wilson
>wagon wheel
Look again.
It's sideways Ireland with a literal anus drawn in the middle
Chase Bailey
Street shitting is a Sup Forums original
Gavin Hill
The anus is one of their gods because it is the bringer of poo.
Jaxon Brooks
also an Aussie single on the Shitposter album circa 2015
Ayden Jones
TAKE A POOP ON EMERGENCY CHUTE
CHOCOLATE RAIN FROM INDIAN PLANE
RADIO CHATTER FROM INDIAN SHATTER
HIGH ALTITUDE FLIGHT AFTER CURRY NIGHT
Camden Smith
They might as well, amiroite?
Brody White
kek/10
Hunter Lopez
Makes sense.
Why poison the oceans when India is just a giant dung heap. Everyone knows now. So they dump their "cargo" when they fly over India
Matthew Stewart
Was it on one of the designated streets?
Andrew Myers
this was India's 9/11
Nicholas Thomas
>99 PRAISE KEK!
Bentley Moore
One country under poo
Kayden Cook
Goddammit insensitive leaf!
Henry Sullivan
DESIGNATED
Dylan Flores
Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh - And have we got news for you - You better listen! Get ready, all you lonely girls And leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -
Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low According to all sources, the street's the place to go Cause tonight for the first time Just about half-past ten For the first time in history It's gonna start raining poop.
It's Raining poop! Hallelujah! - It's Raining poop! Apoop! I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! It's Raining poop! Hallelujah! It's Raining poop! Every Specipoop! Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean
God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
Nicholas Peterson
How did anyone even notice?
Andrew Russell
At least it's not nukes ;-)
Charles Hernandez
>$748 to paint a house
These are the people stealing your jerbs
Luis Sanchez
no it's not. It's Sup Forums, you discovered that meme like half a year after.
Levi Peterson
Don't these planes land and take off in cities outside India? Why haven't we heard about poo falling on London or Los Angeles?
Also the idea of airplanes pooping as they take off...
Gavin Myers
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Austin Collins
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Jacob Hernandez
There are stories of it all the time. You probably just didn't notice. The plane has a tank to hold the waste until landing when a valve is opened and it's pumped into a truck. Some time that valve is faulty or isn't closed right. At altitude it starts to leak and because it's so cold it freezes into a solid. As the plane descends into warm air it starts to melt and breaks off from the plane and wrecks houses and stuff.
Luke Robinson
Good thing it ain't nukes falling from the sky ;-)
Adrian Myers
>we had spent Rs 50,000 [$748] to get the entire exterior resurfaced with fresh paint I hope they painted it brown this time.
Brandon Morales
>implying you don't want nukes falling from the sky instead of poo I just want it to end already.
Evan Richardson
I legitimately dreamt of a pile of shit dropping from the sky onto sandy, dry ground tonight. In this dream I was witnessing it while a narrator was speaking.
You can't make that s-s-sh.... ..... .. . oh for Christs sake!
Brayden Wood
>People still dont realize that all shit and piss from the airplane is released during flight >falling for the shit storage meme Im sorry but you had to find out eventually.
Asher Howard
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Ayden Hill
Well, better poo than nukes huh? ;-)
Gavin Garcia
Next time you're at the airport watch the lavatory trucks unloading the waste. Though you'll probably say they are uploading the chemtrails.
Jackson Edwards
>chemtrails Not a thing > lavatory trucks unloading the waste not a thing either. they arent unloading waste
Parker Clark
poo in the roof
Adrian Harris
Ganges
Nicholas Ward
GRAVY FLOWS AS THE ALTITUDE GROWS
BROWN SMEAR OVER LANDING GEAR
POO BOUQUET FROM THE FLYING JET
James Anderson
Good thing it's just poo and not nukes ;-)
Justin Walker
>how sure it's not a neighbor?
Wyatt Martin
Kek
Kayden Allen
POOPOO AT ALTITUDE
Angel Gonzalez
Top kek!
Oliver Moore
>samefagging this hard
Brandon Ramirez
As you can see here
It's gonna get pretty shitty
Carter Robinson
>Uploading the Chemtrails
Colton Peterson
Initially read this as "Pope falls from the plane".
>Allegations of human waste falling from aircrafts over residential parts of southern Delhi are being investigated by India’s environmental court. >“For the past one week in the early morning, we found that walls and floors of terraces of our house splattered with large patches of excreta dumped by aircraft[s] flying in front of Palam airport at night,” Dahiya said. >”This is the second time this has happened. Last time it had occurred in early October when we had spent Rs 50,000 [$748] to get the entire exterior resurfaced with fresh paint,” he added. >>In the plea, the complaint highlights the Hindu festival of Diwali approaching and how householders “cannot afford to have this defecement everyday.”
Parker Jenkins
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Nathan Hughes
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Connor Flores
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Asher Wright
INSIDE HIS INTESTINES A STORM WAS BREWED
EJECTING LAST NIGHT'S AUTHENTIC INDIAN FOOD
FROM PAJEET'S BROWN STAR THE POO WAS SPEWED
BIOLOGICAL WARFARE FROM HIGH ALTITUDE
THE RAIN OF SHIT WAS GREASY AND CRUDE
IT SOUNDED LIKE POOSTORM BY DARUDE
FROM THE POO CAME A BURNING HEAT
AS IT FILLED WAIST-HIGH EVERY SHITTING STREET
>DESIGNATED
>SHITTING
>AIRSPACE
Jaxon Allen
DESIGNATED SHITTING AIRSPACE
Jacob Bennett
How would they even be able to tell?
Brandon Turner
they noticed when their walls matched the street
Jaxson Flores
>Though you'll probably say they are uploading the chemtrails
> human shit when released at high altitude *is* the chemical causing global warming
