Is PewDiePie the last Swedish alpha male alive?

Is PewDiePie the last Swedish alpha male alive?

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yes

not quite

In political mindset, yes. He's a skinnyfat bitch but he's dropping redpills on the next generation.

the dude is rich af

My nigga


Granted he still kind of a faggot but yeah, this guy

Then pew

1a and 1b of swede alphas

Wssap with the loincloth

>skinnyfat
he has abs tho

can he be 100% our guy then?
oh fuck how could i forget about the golden one!

Hes actually decently funny for his fame. Him frogging out sealed the deal for me. Almost like he lurks here

>Pet toad
>Frog Icon
>During current year

What's with these unimaginative flags tho?

"Oi m8 we're Iceland now we need a cool flag"

"K m8 what about a nordic cross?"

"Nordic cross huh? It's so crazy it just might work! What colors then?"

"How about red, white, and/or blue?"

"Sounds good, but what about some yellow?"

"Come on m8 we aren't muslims"

everyone does

I bet he gets all the Somali cock

>tfw no italian qt gf

I think what happened is that Pewdiepie started to watch Trump and Hitler speeches, obviously to make fun of them and the alt right. But as he kept watching them, he possibly got redpilled by them. Imagine if he could redpill all his subs.

all according to plan!

Ugly dorky psychotic nerd who gets hot girls who enjoy being showered in money for a few weeks? Nothing new there.

Erik Karlsson

>there are no nordic crosses with yellow in it
Did you forget about Sweden? In a thread about Sweden?

pewdiepie is an unfunny faggot. I've always hated his ADHD style videos, and honestly I care about his political views about as much as I care about a real celebrity's

robbaz is 1000x better, would rather hang out with him than this faggot

He's hogging it all, there's not enough alpha left to go around. No worries though, the rapefugees will fix the beta male problem.

fuck off with this youtube shilling

He looks skeletal.

Who gives a fuck. Who's got the bigger dick, huh Spike? youtube.com/watch?v=ov-1S8Xxd94

No

>no Carlsen signed photo
>no lutefisk drying in a rack outside the window
>sun
this isn't the Norway I had imagined

>50 MILLION 12 year olds get redpilled

Reeeeeee barbariqn sullying roman qt

his gf is a fucking annoying barbie doll

Barbars OUT of Rome!!!!!!!#!!##!#

REEEEEEEEEEEEWEEW

>Alpha male
>Gamer

No

never skip face day

>did I forget about sweden?
The entire post was handcrafted to make fun of Sweden you inbread mongoloin.

Lol no that's untrained ottermode

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Is his wife with him because she genuinely loves him or because of his money slash fame? Legit question bros

Fuck yiss, robbaz. I would love to have robbaz as a roomate. He would sit in his room all the time and we can occasionally make some delicious food together whenever he comes out.

Every woman's love is conditioned on a man's wealth and status. Some have higher prices.

The future will be glorious.

just means you shape your actions around yourself. You can be an alpha leader, an alpha conman, etc.

what brand of aquavit is best?

in b4 >American thinking he's Norwegian b/c his grandmother was

I'm more Norwegian than the niggers being let into your country.

he is supporting trump.. so yes

I think you are confusing alpha with pussy.

so what happens every time someone decides "heheh, I'm gonna troll those Nazis on Sup Forums!"

>opera
i keked so much

>tattoos
>iphone
>alpha

looks like it.

the king should abdicate to him.

No but definitely a rare unicorn when it comes to Sweden

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>no chest hair
>alpha

He sis cuckin italians so yes

>youtube "celebrity"
>alpha

Nah.

skol.

The latter can lead to the former. There's no difference if they both keep their end of the bargain.

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>TFW no access to aquavit

>makes youtube videos
>alphamale

>A fellow Senators fan
Oh god, I'm not alone I knew it!

there's bound to be one of those liquor warehouse stores near where you live.

hercules-tier

too bad about the face

I'm not a Sens fan, kek

u still alone

They were together before he became famous.

Nah

No he dont. :(

Stop posting here felix.

The last Swedish hope

Alexander Gustafson

wtf we posted that at the exact same time

>rich as fuck guy
>banging a gold-digging cam-whore

It doesn't matter whether or not you're alpha if you're famous, have a shit-ton of money and get the attention of a gold-digging cam-whore.

marzia+pewdiepie shekels=perfect match

in marzia's book.

I like Gus but he's lost to like every black guy in the light heavyweight division

This is crazy... Almost same time post, talking about the same person, posting pics from the same fight

Bones won that fight btw

Reminder that this happened last thread

>88
>HH
Heil Hitler

This is a good collage showing how they've changed over 5 years together.
>tfw makes me feel lonely.

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Robbaz is better than felix

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he's been with marzia since he had sub 1 million subs, i used to watch this faggot

where is all this MAGA shit from him even coming from and when did he change

Becuase she loves him. He was poor as fuck when they started dating, and she was richer than him before he got famous.

Marzia's voice may be a little annoying but she can't help it and she's honestly one of the sweetest girls ever. I met her irl once, she was really, genuinely kind and bubbly. I used to think she was snobby but I didn't get that impression at all when I met her. Guess it's the eyebrows.

Hahaha yes

Only one million subs!

He was a small jewtube channel with only one million subs. Marzia was with him before he was famous.

Eh, kinda cozy desu senpai
Still in the top five either way

Lol. NO.
I have seen a few based Swedes here.
Leaf posters, Britt bongs, south Africans, Barbosa, Russians.
Don't be a racist, Sup Forums is the board of peace. Idiots abound on all of interwebs. So does some good advice.
We love you too, Ahmed.

>Tfw no brown gf

1 million was a lot bigger back in the day but no, she was actually with him when he was at like 40k subs. She comes from a wealthy family, she was welathier than him.

He called Swedes cucks for not partaking in the world wars in his BF1 video named "shovel'd".

But has previously said a few years ago after the election that SD are racist and homophobic and that he was ashamed of Sweden for voting for them.

His mother has also been VD of Kappahl which suggests him rolling in cash even before youtube. The rich people here are very multiculti, since they never have to experience it in their neighbourhoods and towns.

I've been making threads about him for a year saying this would happen. Literally noone believed me. They thought it was a joke. Now they understand the gravity of the situation.

They are not laughing anymore.

Beat Jimi Manuwa, gave Jones his toughest fight yet, hell of a fight with DC, got head-butted by rumble Johnson. But yeah I don't know if he's quite champion caliber. I hope he comes back strong but he is a swede so.. Yeah but just barely. Gus needs better cardio.

sage

Nah, he's a faggot, but he's also the last hope for Sweden.

>tfw wife is not a gold digger
>met her when not yet famous

pewdiepie is lucky. imagine he didn't have marzia back then.

See
She was with him before he was famous, when he only had 1 million subs.

Changing numbers now? OY VEY! I didn't know you could haggle subs! That's bullshit! He totally had 8 gorillion subs when she started out.

I wish this awful piece of shit wouldn't even exist.

in fact, all youtubers that are big are so fucking annoying with their bullshit.

Pewds please, I like you but you gotta stop making these threads

YOU DESERVE IT AFTER CARTHAGE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ROMA DELENDA EST!

>brown
Your racial awareness is fucked lad. She's Mediterranean of Alpine heritage.

And alpha homosexual maybe

Pewds will lead us into a new era of National Socialism.

>vaporiser
Not our guy but just another goy.

they look like such degenerates now with all these tattoos.

another thing that should not even exist.