Who is your favorite philosopher?

Who is your favorite philosopher?

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Stephan, obviously.

Jesus

>not liking "How pizza and anal sex represent a moral imperative deeply compelling to the human mind" Zizek

Diogenes is masterrace

No Albert Camus. GTFO

Laozi

>berkeley

Nick Land

missing popper

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more like sharpie in popper

>edgy literature writer
>philosopher
Pick one

and rousseau did nothing wrong

no stirner on the pic? fucking spooks

Seconded

This, and no Albert Camus v2 (Hitchens) the only two leftists I truly respect.

Maurras

alex

Schopenhauer hands down.
Most interesting. Most ideas. Least existential/complex.

Kant on the other hand. Oh dead god. Dude had one good idea (universal law) and spent 40,000 words explaining it.

>tfw you read Heidegger's nazi period philosophy and it's actually his best stuff by far

>reading the paper jew
Get our of here, kid.

Albert Camus

Cicero without a doubt

Mein negroid.

I like Descartes because his math is important to vidya designing, I hate Nietzsche because he's basically a basement dweller who only got laid from fucking hookers

Maurice Merleau-Ponty
taking descartes to another fucking level

>Bacon
LE LE LE LE XD SO FAHHNNNYYYY
>LE NARWHAL BACON XD
Get the FUCK out.

>Not reading on a regular basis

That's like the majority of philosophers I can think of. Like what wasn't edgy about Nietzche, Marx, and Kant? I can understand not. Finding Newton, Plato and Adam's edgy but come on.

Thomas Hobbes

Sargon of Akkad

I love Nietzsche for those very reasons.

>wasting your time reading
>being a bookjew
>not thinking instead

Hobbes obviously.

Aristotle and Wittgenstein muh negro, Aristotle and Wittgenstein. The first and last merited and original philosophers.

The greatest philosopher of the 20th century.

>Life is an aimless drive that you take alone. Might as well enjoy the ride, take the long way home
>I can't be tied down to a girl who wants me tied up
-Jimmy Pop

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Socrates

eloquence becomes him

>Kant
>Edgy

Guy literally never left his home town and only found joy in teaparties.

>Falling for the philosophy Spook


Fucking spook addicts can't handle him.

No Popper?

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bitter old fart who talked shit about everyone

my spirit animal

I didn't know too much about him, but I just assumed because his fan base is odd.

>no martin luther
>no voltaire

>not including the story of how he got the nickname Diogenes the Dog

Shameful, doggos are based

>falling for the mental jew

these were never meant to be so accurate

Nikolaus Kusa

Where's the FUCKING Diversity, you dumb goyim??!?/!?
SAGE
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Not an argument

Plato, but I am really partial to Descartes. Enough that I would call myself a Cartesian if not for my super lazy answer to the mind-body problem that makes me feel like a cheat.

what did you learn from Diogenerate that wasn't a meme?

If you knew how to pay court to kings, you wouldn't have to shitpost on Sup Forums

From that graphic Singer has probably had the most influence on how I lead my life, so him I guess

if diogenes was alive today he'd spend all his time shitposting on Sup Forums

To the modern world Nietzsche is most relevant followed by Jesus.

Diogenes. Plato can fuck off. Tranny loving lying moron

Was Hitler a philosopher?

>Karl "Plato is responsible for Gommunism and Nazism" Popper

Camus / Kierkegaard
Yeah i know, i'm just bad in picking sides

This is a thread about philosophers, not heretics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Bacon

calm down, friendo

kierkegaard

>"I, too, would wish to be Diogenes."
-Diogenes

Parmenides for classical philosophers
Hume for modern philosophers

Where is Marcus Aurelius?

Why is L.Ron Hubbard not on it?

Mozi

>Kierkegaard

I like him too. Really the truth of the matter is if you aren't sporting diverse philosophical views drawn from those who came before you, but that are your own and instead totally follow a philosopher you're kind of a fucking shit.

Spinoza

Seraphim Rose

He's so based. World's first contrarian. He'd tool our capitalist society. Absolutely fucking Tool. It.

Aristotle.

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Nietzsche and Socrates.

Even atheists love Kierkegaard. He's got a certain charm that everyone can appreciate.

Voltair

Nationalism is not about being part of the best nation.
It's about fighting to make your nation, the best nation, by bettering yourself, and eliminating those above you.

>Karl "scientific falsification which underpins all research techniques today" Popper

Sorry to list one of the few actually relevant thinkers to human development, I know that kind of applied thinker gets wankers all wound up.

>putting zizek in that image

how stupid do you have to be to buy that mans schlock?

I think in time people may actually see him as a bit of a philosopher

Does the unibomber count?

>Plug a chicken

Does this mean kill a chicken or have sex with a chicken?

Socrates wasn't a philosopher, Jew, but a mid-wife.

That one that once said "give her the dick"

>No Hamilton, Madison, and Jefferson

>Diogenes

I too have never read any philosophy whatsoever

Both

kant

nah man he was a simple gadfly tending to his cattle

this is an 18 + board

Zizek depiction is spot on. kek.

I'm with the leaf on this one. Nationalism is about the betterment of your country. The people running it can fuck off

>> No Rand

Diogenes it is then.

God Tier: Nietzsche, Thucydides, Heraclitus, Montaigne
Good Tier: Aristotle, Epicurus, Hume, Wittgenstein, Machiavelli, Spinoza
Mid Tier: Berkeley, Leibniz, Schopenhauer, Hegel, Hobbes, Locke, Descartes
Bad Tier: Rousseau, Marx, Plato, Heidegger, Bacon, Kierkegaard
Shit Tier: Kant, Aquinas, Socrates, Russell, Derrida, Mill, Sartre

Christ, I thought that was Aurini for a second.

Not quite sure what you're trying to get at, burgergoy. The Socratic method is a result of philosophical thinking.