Time for storytimes. I had a long ass day. I had to get into work at 5:am and didnt leave til around 6:pm. I know many people have it way way worse, so tell me about your days anons.
Dastardly & Muttley #01 Storytime
Adam Reyes
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Isaiah Stewart
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Benjamin Collins
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Elijah Walker
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Cameron Turner
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Austin Hernandez
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Jacob Hughes
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Elijah Williams
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Chase Russell
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Camden Allen
To rope Ennis into this they had to make it military-based.
Isaiah Murphy
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Joshua Roberts
>garth penis
of course he makes them military can he write literally anything else not even bay sucks off the military this much
Chase Adams
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Joseph Edwards
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Jaxson Brown
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Brayden Hernandez
Are they the good guys here? Also how was grimdark wacky racer?
Grayson Nelson
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Jacob Hughes
grimdark and not very good
Isaac Rivera
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Parker Lewis
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David Baker
>of course he makes them military
Ennis likes military comics. He has enough money where it's all he wants to write.
Like how Bendis insists on writing cape books even though he's TRASH
Jaxson Lopez
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Eli Thomas
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James Richardson
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Evan Richardson
>Guy based on the Red Baron was in the military
Chase Smith
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Christian Butler
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Jason Perry
>suicide squads
Heh
Eli Gonzalez
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Hunter Green
Better than expected. Thanks Reburrth.
Jose Campbell
>implying this wasn't Ennis's idea on the first place.
Ennis is a funny guy.
Carson Carter
that was cute.
It's Ennis so it's going to at the very least be decent.
Benjamin Phillips
>that was cute.
>It's Ennis
Does not compute.
Jace Lopez
I.
Liked this.
Guess I'll keep reading. thanks OP.
Angel Powell
Dick Dastardly was always in the military. Not America's , but still.
Aiden Young
Holy shit I totally forgot about this book and that it was being written by Ennis.
Cameron Ramirez
I like it already
Jayden Smith
did you somehow miss the five million Rover Red Charlie storytimes?
Logan Russell
This is off to a fun start.
Henry Ward
Thanks OP. Now, I cannot wait for issue #2.
Colton Smith
I don't even know WHAT this is, but it was a fun read. Thank you, OP.
Ryan Jones
Great first issue. Will definitely be picking up the future issues.
Jaxon Nelson
>Implying that that's not part of the source material.
Bentley Lewis
I think it is the story of a realistic world being turned into a wacky cartoon world.
Oliver Nguyen
>Pigeon
>Pig One
Well, we know what they're gonna have to do.
STOP THE PIG ONE!
Matthew Edwards
>he posts the ads
Jeremiah Diaz
It's weird that this comic even exists.
Samuel Rivera
>The pigeon is a runaway drone
This is so stupid, I love it.
Christopher Thomas
>6 issues
FUCK! I thought this was going to be a one shot
Mason Wilson
>The agent slowly turning into a Bugs Bunny villain
Heh. Seems interesting, and fairly trippy.
Leo Lee
Yes, this is enjoyable. Much better than the Wacky Races comic.
Thomas Ross
Did DC just nuclear bomb an explicitly muslim country, on panel, after having them mention Allah's glory?
They got big balls.
Dylan Jenkins
Ennis don't care
Isaiah Flores
>Garth fucking Ennis doing a Dastardly and Muttley comic for DC
Best possible timeline.
Brandon Jenkins
Well if you look later in the comic, Dasterdly questions why it isn't a radioactive death-zone. So something cartoony happened instead.
Christopher Myers
>Has never seen Catch the Pigeon [/spoiler] I know that's not the real title [/spoiler]
End yourself
Grayson Harris
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
Josiah James
Damn, that was really fun.
Though I'm not sure how this could be in continuity with the other Hanna-Barbera titles because of Wacky Raceland.
Owen Robinson
I think they just decided to let everything be in its own continuity as far as I can tell.
Ethan Sanchez
Wasn't it Jim Lee's dream to have them all be in one continuity though?
Thomas Rivera
thats just Future Quest, which Flinstones is implied canon to.
Ayden Bell
First Ennis comic?
David Lee
How long until there's rioting all throughout the Muslim world, and the DC officers get shot up?
Camden Parker
Daniel White
I wonder if the other two guys will show up in the comic.
Robert Morgan
My two favorite guys.
Caleb Thomas
>1 of 6
WHAT IN THE FUCK?!
Hudson Gray
that is one of the creepiest covers I have ever seen
Robert Watson
Man, I wish they had just made Wacky Races into some kind of Fast & the Furious send-up.
Could have been a fun concept.
Connor Gomez
Thank you OP, that was suprisingly good.
Charles Long
shit
Jose Hall
Good to see they're dealing with the actual flesh-and-blood pigeon right from the outset here.
Colton Flores
this is one of the strangest fucking things I have ever read
Leo Green
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Grayson Edwards
>"Yes, beknighted whore of the western media"
>"And let allah's bounty shine forth upon your realm"
Ah, gotta love that famous Garth Ennis subtlety
Juan Gonzalez
what is it with DC making these grimdark and specially human cartoon comics as of late?
not that they are wrong, its just weird man
David Mitchell
This is Grimdark? I thought it was pretty wacky
Juan Cook
>don't dick me captain.
OK I'm sold. This is amazing
Jordan Murphy
The ones that devolved into some kind of car sized bulldog getting analingis from a retard?
Grayson Morris
Holy
What the fuck
Matthew White
CARLOOOOOOOOS
Kayden Hill
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Landon Gomez
ALLAH ACKBAR!
ALLAH ACKBAR!!!!
Asher Ramirez
>expect Zilly and Kunk being the united memes of Ennis
>klunk's biggest invention is the F-35
Jason Taylor
>Muttley
Anthony Ortiz
SJW outrage when?
Hunter Bell
But user, isn't DC the SJW company who push (((their))) agenda? How did the SJW writers and editors push this through?
Don't let your head explode
William Flores
>Ahuk-Ahuk-Harem
>Exactly a throat clearing noise
HAH!
Ethan Cox
It's a DC comic. So no, no-one will care. Perfect example of how nothing bad happens if you just ignore these people rather than trying to engage with or placate them.
This was a fun comic. Looking forward to the rest.
Jeremiah Brooks
Well, another retarded comic fr-
>Garth Ennis
OK, sure, let's give it a try.
Logan Johnson
Oddly enough, the best part of Wacky Races was the Dastardly and Muttley issue.
Kayden Robinson
Thanks OP, this was fun
Luis Rivera
>there are people itt who think Dastardly & Muttley being military pilots is Ennis' invention
It's an absolutely fucking casual kind of underageb&.
Dylan Nguyen
But weren't they fighting against the Americans in that? Yankee Doodle is a pretty Freedom sounding name.
Hudson Collins
holy shit, I missed that part.
This has got to be intentional. They got that pigeon right at the start of the comic...
Jeremiah Taylor
Holy keks, fucking madman literally Nina Tucker'd him
Henry Turner
How the fuck did he get away with this page in this day and age? Bless Ennis, that magnificent bastard.
Thomas Young
That's not a pigeon, it's the vulture that was flying around in the pag before.
The pigeo is the 'war pig one' drone
Isaiah Walker
yeah, was pretty obvious.
But yeah, this is pretty good.
Robert Brooks
This Dick isn't particularly Dastardly.
But since this is an origin story, I expect that is yet to come.
What's next? Breaking Bad, but with the Hooded Claw?