why wants to help me construct a bingo for this?
"PLEASE LET THIS BE A GOOD SHOW"
You still have hope for this?
WITH THE 'FLIX?
NO WAY!
With a reboot? No way!
Crusin on down Sup Forums
You're relaxin feelin good
Next thing that you know you're seein
Teen Titans Go in the neighborhood?
Things for the bingo.
>Gender spectrum episode.
>Background reference to another Netflix show.
Nope
>cast is inexplicably MORE blatently diversity pandering than a fucking upbeat progressive 80's token-a-thon
>Remake of a previous episode
>that fucking art design
The animation looks like something from College Humor.
These aren't bad things.
Looks like clip art.
And yet all the characters-black, white, whatever-look several shades paler than they used to.
Did you forget there were only two white guys in the original?
Uggghh, I had actually been looking forward to this, it looks unwatchable.
The first one is. It's fucking stupid as shit
>that bus
So are there 2 Miss Frizz or what?
>"PLEASE LET THIS BE A GOOD SHOW"
It's a Netflix reboot, in what way were you expecting anything good out of it? Those guys would rather spend 20 million dollars on a has-been comedian's special than quality animation.
OK....lets get this magic bus bingo.....
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Rolling.
we need a space for CARLOOOOOOOOS
>Carlos goes an episode without making a pun
The new Frizzle doesn't know how the bus works
Fappin' to your Waifu!
Complaining about Cars!
That's her sister.
>Carlos confirmed being a mexican
That's already a given from the trailer.
Fix the text in the center. Can't read it.
Also
>Someone is gay/lesbian
>Janet appears, but isn't a bitch
characters that used to have catchphrases (that is, all of them) no longer have their old catchphrases
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Holy shit, that's HIDEOUS. It looks like a toy commercial.
Who thought this was a good idea? Is the budget that low??
Carlos only makes anti-Trump puns
They're doing it for the nostalgia money. Even if it flops, they don't have to come up with a new concept of promoting the show. A lot of people will watch it, at least once.
That one would have to go outside the squares
Shoehorned in political nonsense (something like how global warming is denied by Republicans)
Kids from old show not in the main cast make a cameo
The call in guy either absent or replaced with his brother.
>The call in guy either absent or replaced with his brother.
NOPE.
ITS GOING TO BE A WOMEN.
I need a good picture of nuCarlos
Was Carlos not Mexican not in the old show??
-covers the same subject matter as the original, no new material or lessons more than once. it's bad enough if it happens. it's worse if it happens repeatedly
-actually describes things wrong, the curriculum is false
-water adventures don't deal with off-gassing or the bends. in a show about science, the thermodynamics of gases should be showcased
-no carlos jokes
-no "at my old school such and such NEVER happened". even if Phoebe's gone, someone has to say that. if they don't, that's a bingo mark
-Lily Tomlin/original Frizzle never comes back. they only use her in the first episode
-seeing as how they have kate mckinnon, i think a bingo mark should be made if they do some stupid shit like having hillary clinton in the cartoon
honestly i wouldn't care if there was a gender spectrum episode. ambiguous genitalia have always been a thing with humans and any anthropologist can tell you that human cultures have always had people that were transgender. native americans called them "two spirit". there are six genders referred to in the Torah. it has always existed.
oh i forgot to mention
-bad/sloppy inexcusable animation
-bad dialogue. it's fine to have the teacher going "huzzah" or "hooray!" and be corny but it has to be described in a way that makes sense and isn't condescending
>No mention of taking chances, getting messy, or making mistakes
>Only jokes are references to the old show
I don't understand what bothers people about the animation.
It looks cheap and nasty
skip ahead to 4 minutes and 25 seconds
I find it ammusing that people are so worried about sjw stuff. I am more concerned about the inevitable dinosaurs have feathers and pluto is not a planet episodes.
>that arm wave
I see what you mean now
Jesus christ.
Also there's no way you can't add
>climate change
climatechange/eco-friendlyepisode
>Making references to the OG show would be bad
>Not making references to the OG show would be bad
pick one
I mean like, it's for little kids right? Sure the art kinda sucks but as long as it actually teaches its audience in an accurate and entertaining matter, s'fine with me. I just hope it does that with basic science shit.
>an inconvenient field-trip
>climate change
is real
>Carlos Mexican
Is this a joke I'm missing? Or like, I dunno. Maybe he says "ESAY" or some shit?
>climate change
israel
because climate change is real
Pluto isn't a planet/dinosaurs have feathers would makd a good bingo square
lol ever heard of the dust bowl? desertification? man made.
Was there really not a climate change episode in the old series? That seems kinda like the golden age for awareness programs for that.
youtube.com
climate change is a real thing.
>Guest star: Bill Nye/Black Science Man
>Entering the internet
>Bonus points for dealing with a "computer virus"
Extra bonus point's if somehow trolls or cyberbullies are mentioned
>anti-religious BS
While not as good as the original, the new intro is still pretty tight.
Glad to know that song is really hard to ruin
oh come on. religion is bullshit. we all know it.
Frizzle is wrong episode.
>The boys playing a video game in class (on their smartphones), the girls want to play but the boys won't let them
>Field trip into the internet to fight trolls, where they split up into teams, the boys get trapped until the girls and nufrizzle come and rescue them
I could see this happening
This isn't the kind of show to go into religious shit, but nice argument, fatso.
Admittedly I didn't provide and any arguments to prove it existed so we're kind of at a stalemate here
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They still deserve punishment for doing the thing.
Can we not derail this thread please
Remember, kids. If you don't sin, jesus died for nothing!
why is it my fault for derailing the thread when someone else brought up religion?
the only good post in this entire thread
They do some bullshit anti-trump episode, I just know they will
Everyone is doomed to sin.
What was the exact quote from the Sermon on the Mount where Jesus said "not to get angry"? And He never ripped anyone's eyes out for lust.
>what is the Bible
>betsy devos guest stars and tells the kids that they're making cuts to public education and they'll have to dig their own well and forage in dumpsters for lunch food
>God wants to punish people
>God punishes people instead of honoring free will and allowing the suffering they willfully bring unto themselves
>Misquoting *and* misunderstanding the gospels
I don't want this thread derailed either but if there's any bullshit that needs refuting I'm not one to leave it unchallenged.
>what's the quote
>you should read the bible
no, you should read the bible, dumbass.
here's the thing. atheists are atheists BECAUSE they read the bible.
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You know this is a show about science, right? They aren't going to touch religion with a 10 ft pole
I don't believe in religion, but there's no need to be an insufferable edgelord about it
>willfully bring on to themselves
false. there is no freedom if god is a prescient being. get your shit together
>Mike Tyson's nerd brother shows up
If someone shows you the baseball, then you know it exists. Because you've seen and/or felt it. You don't have true faith in Him if you can see Him.
Even if you don't believe in what the Bible says, you can still read as an historical document of some sort. Historians didn't have definitive proof Pilate existed until 1969. The also didn't know the Hittites existed until the late 1800s.
Its coming in so fast.
A guy makes one serving of KD and finds 30 or so new comments since he last checked.
Feel free to try settling on what precious spots remain.
>poorly-veiled trump bashing episode
>bill nye/neil degrasse tyson guest star episodes
>class goes into a hurricane and accidentally destroys florida episode
the bible says god predestines us.
that means you don't have a choice. there is no free will if you believe in god. full stop. now drop it.
desiringgod.org
Why do you have a problem with facts?
>ESV
>anti-religion
lol so if they do one on evolution i guess the christfags get triggered?
maybe i WILL watch this trainwreck...
>Show gets some science facts wrong
>implying you can't believe in both
>assuming we would
it's Romans 8:30, dipshit. how's it feel to get schooled on your own religion by a non-believer? did god give you the gift of butthurt and hemorrhoids?
For a second I thought you weren't gonna post it when the thread began to derail.
>implying you can't believe in both
you can "believe" in anything. doesn't mean it's true. you can "believe" in contradictions, and faith is the opposite of knowing
>there are six genders referred to in the Torah
>didn't disprove me
Also Paul wasn't right about everything. He wasn't perfect.