>Pearl: any woman
>Greg: anons
a perfect representation.
Pearl: any woman
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We make sick music, bang some thick bitches and spark envy among pastel colored skinny bitches?
>greg: good person
>pearl: horrible person
yeah sounds correct to me.
>Cucking some bulimic twig of a lesbian with the THICC beauty she was constantly lusting after
I salute Greg.
also live in a van, have a dead-end job and bald prematurely
Yes but greg now has a fuck ton of money.
didn't he win the lottery?
He's only forty years old. That bothers me.
No - it was royalties. Farty Marty had sold the rights to one of his songs to a company which used it for one of their commercials.
Say what you will about Marty, he knows a good deal when he sees one.
I wish lesbians hated me for stealing their waifus.
Really? You want heartbroken lesbian enemies?
Pearl secretly likes Greg. It's hard to resist him.
>only forty years old
>only
This. GregXPearl is the true endgame. Fuck Connie and Steven.
I'm forty-three and I am the best shape of my life.
(Yes, yes, I know... autistic, mental age about sixteen.)
40 years YOUNG
Do Lesbians swear revenge on each other when some other lesbian swoops in on the woman they're going for?
If so then since they're surviving each other's revenge plots, I might be able to as well. If not then I doubt the potential revenge-seeker will give a single fuck about what I've done.
Either way; risk status: worth it
I don't know, but their 'talent pool' is smaller than the one we heteros share. So the desirable ones are probably at a premium.
And a millionaire
He's now rich as shit, owned a small business before and lives in his van so he can be close to Steven
>ate so much space ass his wife died
sign me up
Same with fags but then dont pull that kinda shit
They'll get over it once they've cried and sung about it enough.
>a Hellen Jo episode
>the current state of the world
a perfect representation
They're guys.
Or stabbed you.
>tfw no Pearl gf
You mean we fuck hot GIANT WOMEN with thicc bodies, making skinny lesbians jealous?
Fuck no, that would be terrible.
For one thing that bitch is too skinny.
And filthy stinking rich.
When are they gonna fuck?
What would her moans sound like, Sup Forums?
>Pearl: in a shitty show
>Greg: also in a shitty show
Lion roars.
Unf
f/m/k
...
fuck blue
marry Earl
kill yellow
Blue clearly has the best ass of the 3 though.
>Anons cuck the shit out of thin bitches by fucking their smoking hot thick love interest to death and making said skinny bitch raise their lovechild, write kickass songs, make millions in royalties, and are loved by pretty much everyone around them while making like Cincinnatus by actively choosing to live a simple life
What the fuck I love being anonymous now
But if we're all user... does that mean we've murdercocked every thicc gril to death?
>What would her moans sound like
soundgasm.net
I fuck bitches so hard I literally fuck them to death?
>Killing best Pearl