All about Servers

Let's read a story together, Sup Forums

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>"Helping Your Child Understand the Stay-Home Server"

That's mommy's work computer, hun.

There, I saved us all about ten pages.

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Oh, you are just taking the piss here mate.

I don't. What?

Was this book just an advertisement for windows home server by microsoft?

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Why does this even exist? Who thought this needed to exist? When have servers ever been a been such an issue as to need something like this to exist? What the fuck?

>first gained prominence in the 80's with his pioneering work on electric pencil sharpeners in the home

Okay.

yes.

He's just jealous, jealous of the Blinkety-blink.
he can't stop thinking about the Blinkety-blink.
When he closes his eyes he sees the Blinkety-blink.
In his dreams he chases the Blinkety-blink.
Blinkety-blink.

why are they jealous, Sup Forums?
What didn't their daddy buy them?

It's a joke, autist

>a starter butt plug and some KY

As someone with an office job, this is 100% factual.

Tub of lube

>storing servers at the office
How quaint.

I thought this was gonna be one of those fake out children's books and the server comes alive and tears them limb from limb, paving way for the robot apocalypse.

You fools. Backups are useless without an on-site AND off-site.

These people are just begging to lose all their shit in a fire.

Aww, I was hoping this was gonna turn lewd.

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>Haha look at that fag with their home server!
Is this something people actually do?

That's a good question.
What individual needs a server that big?

Oh, it all makes sense now. It is nothing more than an advertisement for a Windows Server.

perfect

As a server admin, I got a chuckle from this.

Children's picture books drive me crazy, because they're the one thing yo can't find for free on the internet, despite Sup Forums's insistence you can find anything on the internet.

Is there a scan of the teachers racist pepe book yet?

>Tom O'Connor, Ph. D.
>Ph. D.
>someone who has a Ph. D. wrote this shit
Imagine going through years of college just to end up writing children's books to shill Microsoft products.

I don't know how anyone can call it racist when it has a frog and centipede as friends.

Children's books are hard to find in the internet, period. I wanted to find the Bailey School Kids books, after some Sup Forums threads reminded me they existed, and found absolutely jack and shit.

What.

Or you could, get a dropbox or something.

Nobody does this but I am tempted to do it.

>grown adults encouraging children to bully over a home server.

>Descartes.png

>tfw you can't play minecraft at 200 frames because dad's a Jew

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much

>Mommy has a lot of porn to store honey.

Fixed that for you.

'80s*

But you don't need a server to do that. You can do that shit peer to peer
This is somewhat more useful.

>uncle who smells like bark

Is that a codeword for 'booze'?

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That was a good laugh.

Thanks OP.

>not buying a 10k$ server to share music and go on facebook
it's like you want to be a normie

Fuck me harder bill gates.

Someone shop a mexican here.

Is this a smug loli?

The internet never forgets they say.

Bullshit. It may never forget, but it sure as hell will stop caring enough to remember.

Animal porn or yaoi needs to be shipped here

Shes getting penetrated.

I 1up'd myself. Someone blank out the screen and make it editable.

>Give her the S

what's with child book and talking about autistic people?

Ok what fucking kind of lily white life audience is this author trying to reach? I mean REALLY?

>console peasants.jpg

Nah, some people just spend so much time doing outdoor things that tgey carry the smell.

Holy shit. It was a fucking ad.

It can be still rough right out the gate after graduation sometimes.

what is this, some sort of parody of religious pamplets?

>storing 2 Tbs of hentai and horse porn on dropbox

>When a mommy and daddy love each other very much
they give birth to an autistic chronic masturbator.

>Sup Forums gets married

I prefer the male version.

>console players see a PC user

I guess this is a joke but when it started talking about microsoft home servers I started to wonder if it was some crazy ad. I remember seeing off the wall but genuine ads like this. Like that crazy ad comic where the company's rival was a bunch of supervillains the protagonists were fighting against. Some ads seem about this batshit.

I love the idea that all the neighborhood kids are bullying the girl because her family has a home server.

>consolefags make fun of the PC girl
>she points out they are just jealous because they are too poor to afford a good PC
This got too real

BUT HER EMAILS

I knew what this thread was going to be about before OPs thumbnail even loaded

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Did this really need to be made, was the money put forward for this really worth it?

What

Well, now......

the only way to find kid's books online is if they're either recent enough and by a relevant enough publisher that they get an online release anyway, they're nostalgic books everyone had, or they get some kinda meme potential like that book with the bear and his hat.

That was one of those monkey paw things.

>m-muh lewds owo
Faggot

Someone link Sup Forums to this.

One of these days there is probably going to be a private tracker specifically for curating obscure children's media, by far the most difficult thing to find online.

So that's where that elf slave comic came from.

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fuck me that was hilarious

good job OP

Ma sides.