Why did Jessica like him so much?

Why did Jessica like him so much?

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Why does Clyde like her so much?

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He's cute, confident and popular at school. It's not too complicated. He's also not as stone dumb as you probably assume he is. He seems like a pushy conceited little shit though, so that's probably why she dropped him.

>He's also not as stone dumb as you probably assume he is

What's your rational basis for that? We haven't seen any hint of hidden depth, and he described people who are better spoken than himself as "languagers".

He's an athlete and popular

You have to go back.

Because all teenagers are little twatwaffles who need a good smack upside the head once in a while. they wont be like that forever.
the only question is if they improve or become a young alcoholic dickhead

Could just mean that he was a philistine rather than just him being plain dumb and how sometimes high schoolers make their own cringey slang that never catches on.

Racemixing propaganda is in every form of media now, if you somehow haven't noticed yet. It's another case of racial fetishists given way too much power in character designing to vent their sexual frustrations.

Never been to Reddit autist. That post was just cringy as fuck. Get over it

1) You're wrong. Some of them will be like that forever.

2) None of that serves as a rational basis for assuming he's less dumb than he seems. Most people aren't as dumb as they seem, because they're even dumber than that.

Just like your anime waifus

>cute

nah

>Generic highschool chad.
They range from dumb Jock (This guy) to that talented and beautiful stud (What you'd see in your average Disney or Nick sitcom)

>popular
>assertive
>probably huge cock
Gee, I wonder

You can telll us who touched you, user, it's okay

I base that mostly on the way he speaks. He may not put much stock in fancy words, but he's never come off as overtly retarded. Even the self awareness he demonstrates suggests a decent level of reasoning. And then there was his comment to Lincler about the Third Reich's 1000 year reign. I know it was just a gag, but still.

That bar is kinda low for a popular high school jock. He's not horribly deformed.

Really?

Here is Britany, she is a confident cheerleader that is also delociously brown. Sup Forums would have done a shit ton of porn of her, saying hoe they want her to step on their dicks.

Also, there would be a lot of Ellen abuse art.

>Even the self awareness he demonstrates suggests a decent level of reasoning. And then there was his comment to Lincler about the Third Reich's 1000 year reign. I know it was just a gag, but still.

I can accept that.

I
love
Morty
And I hope that he loves me

How will white guys ever recover?

>He's cute.

Keep taking the jewpill, goyim

BIG
MEATY
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It's like you don't even realize what OP was driving at.

You're right and Sup Forumsmblr keeps eating this shit up. For example Star Vs, I've never seen this board so exited about blondes throwing away their genes to brown invaders. Sup Forums is one of the few boards that's ok with white genocide and it's needs to be stopped

he likes Doctor Who?

By deporting Mexican children

I like Ellen. Brittany reminds me of the friend from Martin. Not the girlfriend, the other girl.

>Sup Forums would have done a shit ton of porn of her, saying hoe they want her to step on their dicks.
What about we start doing it now?

I thought that Star was actually some kind of bug and just takes that form to try and blend in with society.

but the character is portrayed as a complete dick

I thought Star Vs. in its entirety was essentially an action harem show with a little Mexican protagonist. It's like Fate/esta noche.

>forgetting that Jackie exists
>also pretending that Star isn't just a human with lame powers
Don't forget about Marco's parents. That show is nothing but leftist propaganda

She is a bug but her species evolved in such a way to coincidentally look almost identical to humans, so no blending in magic required.

Explain how the relationship depicted with Brad is propaganda when he is an antagonist. Please tell me. Simply doubting your interpretation doesn't mean approving of white genocide. That's like calling someone racist because they don't like a character who just so happens to be nonwhite.

And she broke up with him. And the audience is expected to root AGAINST their relationship, in favor of Morty getting the girl. He's the bad guys from Revenge of the Nerds, we're not supposed to be swooning over Ebony and Ivory here. His race is purely coincidental in this case.

Big meaty Chad

I've solved it.

user probably didn't watch the show. A lot of the black characters on the show aren't really written as he described. Plus the black Ghost Train guy got cucked by ants

Yes, tell us everything. Leave NO deital out.

Reddit is okay

Is it really that bad of a thing to get cucked by ants?
I mean the bitch fucked a swarm of ants.

That's not so much "she betrayed me for another man", but more like "holy shit I was in a relationship with a psychotic ant-fucker".

>dreamworks face

It does reflect on the sort of women you take an interest in and your ability to determine if they're bugfuck crazy.

no not at all. normie central. stupid "upboats!" system of conformity to the group think. shitty "posting history" means people can derail whatever opinion you post with "yeah, but you like jerking off to feet loser" Shit reply design best in shittiness only by twitter. plebbit is garbage, barely worth it for the porn, so just fucking tab back to you "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" tab ans close it out now or just close this one and never return.

Stop using that word

I bet Brad mostly watches it for the Mr. Bean reruns.

I hate Reddit's layout. I didn't even realize you could browse it for porn. The only time I've even glanced at it was to look for information, briefly. I also see it and placed like tumblr as sources of the awful prudishness that has gripped Sup Forums.

Because youtu.be/r05XDOFUsQw?t=17s

He's black and the cartoon is leftist propaganda.

I need more Agent Tammy. That uniform and look of stoic determination flip all the right switches for me.

by building a wall

it did wonders for Middle Europe

Then go and fucking do something about it!

Go out there, and START KILLING NIGGERS!

Go catch some black kids, and slit their fucking throats!

You will never achieve anything if you just sit around and bitch all day!
Go ram a knife in some spick's eyesocket!

I don't think I like where this is going.

What got you so worked up?

A dislike of Reddit, apparently. That's not a big surprise, lots of people don't like Reddit.

>It's an "anons project their fetishes/ insecurities onto a cartoon instead of having an actual discussion" episode

I hate reruns

Excited and scheming Jessica best Jessicas

emphasis of "insecurities"

What does he see in her?

Not liking it is one thing, but getting upset over the very mention of it is Barneyfag levels of autism.

she was the only person willing to bang him

>A Burger calling Mexicans invaders

This lack of self-awareness is both hilarious and depressing

You guys were essentially the mudslimes of the Americas
The Aztecs are just taking back what is rightfully theirs

I had no idea the Aztecs were freeloaders who hang out outside hardware stores.

when will the "everything is propaganda" meme end?

it is their land
they can hang out wherever they want

Right of conquest baby. If the mexicans were trying to take back America by force then I'd be all about that.

it's fine for content aggregation, but it's awful in every other way including website layout. i sometimes check some subreddits for whatever news related to my hobbies, then leave. i dont see how anyone can have any kind of discussion on there, the comments sections may as well not even exist.

Why are you assuming he's a burger?
Did Sup Forums get flags when I wasn't looking?

I never said they couldn't, just that I learned something about the Aztecs today.
It's no wonder the Spaniards wiped them out so easily.

>Right of conquest

So you DO support white genocide

If that were the case, Mexicans would be white

I agree, it'd be hilarious watching a bunch of emaciated farmers with pitchforks get slaughtered.

only Burgers give a damn about Mexicans

Subversive fuckery I do not support. If you want to take a country, do it proper. With guns and artillery

So basically the exact opposite of what the Burgers did

So you basically do not recognize the majority of your country's territory

>>>r/cringe

I ain't even American

>Aztecs are just taking back what is rightfully theirs
Holy shit you are stupid, just do a quick google of Aztec territory you literal fucking retard and explain how US territory is "rightfully theirs".

and just how far is the US from the UK?

does not change the fact that everyone with no Injun blood has to GTFO out of America

It'll take a huge major event that'll shock everyone to the point that they'll all be really mad at the same thing for a while. Then eventually they'll get exhausted with being mad all the time and actually want things to just be okay, as opposed to now when they're constantly searching for more shit to be pissed off about to feel important.

>Explain how the relationship depicted with Brad is propaganda when he is an antagonist.
For projecting the image of the weak white male against the dominant black who stole his womens.
And it's of course propaganda.

Then why isn't Rick black?

He is in at least one universe.

Aztec didn't lived in the USA, also i don't think a bunch of mongrels are real aztecs.

The other half of said mongrels bloodline is white

The burgers did nothing, amerindians died of diseases and they were unrelated to the foundings of american nation anyway, they were just random people living there and you love them because stereotypes from Hollywood.

which one?
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Yes but not according to anglo autistic standards.
Anyway the "Real mexican invasion" actually just happens in California, the ones from Texas, New Mexico or Arizona already lived there.

He's at least partially right, you know.

What's funny to me is that the original post that person was replying to looks like a perfect example of a lazy, low-quality post that you'll see upvoted like mad on a regular basis on reddit.

>you love them because stereotypes from Hollywood

No
I just believe each race should stick to their home turf

By barging in and taking other people's stuff, you invite everyone else to do the same to you

Because he's the grandpa but i don't understand that question.

That's why you build defenses so they can't.

>California

You mean the one USA basically got through fraud?

youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8c17upEwM

Its not that hard to get a subscription to the British broadcasting corporation