Pennsylvania made every other state look embarrassing as fuck

Pennsylvania made every other state look embarrassing as fuck

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Kek'd at Florida

Fucking Colorado.

Also Jew York going full cucked.

Which one's Pennsylvania?
They're all abhorrent.

>how to impeach a governor
based Wisconsin bants

...

>How to get out of Florida

Oh, come on. It is paradise in America if you visit the beach every once in a while.

Kek
Looks like Cali is trying to do some soul searching

>he doesn't know where pennsylvania is
why are the dutch so ignorant?

Hawaii on point over there!

Wtf Delaware?

maybe it's because he's not pennsylvania dutch

>Kansans Google How To Find Kansas.
uh.. what?

AZ knows what up

>Hawaii
>How to be a ninja

Nigger you're embarrassing us

>texas
>indiana

Are things really that bad in Ohio?

Based PA.

>2016
>using google

...

>how to make slime
Is that like a minecraft thing?

Oh shit, I think I actually contributed to that "How to talk dirty" in Kentucky. Google wasn't any help fyi

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typical dutchman doesn't know geography outside his own continent lel

They're trying to find new ways to fuck with North Dakota.

>how to impeach a governor

ok I need some light on this, what man is so bad hes #1 google search of how to remove him in a state.

The irony of California.

"How to Google something"

Good job, Indiana.

>PA
>How to stop ISIS

PA going red confirmed. GG Hillary

whats with the edge lords in my state and texas the fuck is that.

True Coloradans already know hydroponics is masterrace

>how to google something
Jesus Christ Indiana

>how to crab

hmm really made me think

so WI not going red then, is it?

California has nicer beaches minus the meth, oxy addicts and bath salt smokers

Maryland should be ashamed of itself.

Scott Walker. You might remember him from the Republican Primaries. He was the guy who always looked like he was melting in the second tier debates.

Remember when he was a 'strong frontrunner' last July-ish?
didn't even make it to the primaries

I think you'll find California has plenty of that as well.

Had me kek so hard I had to wake up, find the thread and shitpost here just to prove to myself it was real.

>How to be a ninja
Fucking Japanese.

Based Pennsylvanian Deitsch are going to save us from ISIS.

>Wisconsin
SUCK IT LIBS

No, you dont know shit viet cong farmer. California has plenty potheads and hippies, but they aren't nearly as crazy as the average floridian.

Gray Davis was the last successfully impeached governor leading to the governator

>Hydro
>Master race

Pick one cause hydro is what niggers grow.

Grow or smoke some organic no till and learn how not to be a nigger.

Nationally he had strong brand appeal to Tea Party and actual conservatives. He had a history of beating Democrats and he won in a historically blue state.

But Ted Cruz is even better known nationally, and after Trump got into the race and established himself as the alpha Republican Walker basically lost any chance because his record was built on winning, and Trump wins more.

If you live in Maryland and don't know how to crab you're probably Black.

>California
Just look around. Or in a mirror.

>How to be gluten free

Finally.

Probably only because the natives are too stupid to be able to use a computer
Hawaiian natives are fucking savage
I don't mean that in a good way at all, actual savages. If you ever go on vacation to any part of Hawaii you should be warned but do NOT leave the tourist areas. You'll get the shit beaten out of you and robbed by taking a single bad turn.

>mfw I'm from PA

>how to sell your soul
wtf is happening to Texas

No.

If I'm going through the trouble of growing I want maximum yield. Hydro gets me that.

I don't bother with growing though.

Ted Cruz is a horrible, absolutely awful presidential candidate.
'muh real conservatism' retards don't understand that you have to win independents and moderates. Cruz is completely unlikable for them.

They're trying to vote for Hillary

Utah wins by default

>they wanna be the very best
>like no state ever was
>bum bum... bum bum
>to ask questions was their real test
>to troll them was their cause....

Wisconsin has always had Republican governors. The one Democratic one we had fucked up so badly that people have globbed on to Walker even though he's going a terrible job too

top kek

As someone from NJ, I can see why that phrase is searched for so much here. We already elected a loud mouthed "tell it like it is" guy who vowed to fight corruption as our governor. Take a look at how well that went. We learned our lesson, and hope the rest of the country doesn't make the same mistake we did.

I say WE even though I didn't vote for the stupid fuck.

From Maryland. Just so happens most of us are indeed ashamed of ourselves

>California
fucking lel

Crabbing is a fine Maryland tradition. People in Maryland should know how to catch their own crabs.

Dumb awooposter

Nevada is woke as fuck. They know.

>California
> How to spot a narcissist

kek trying to figure out how to hide it.

So why is Wisconsin always voting Democrat for president and why were all the Wisconsinites I met total fucking communists?

Well that's why Ted lost everyone's support by the end. Fuck Ted.

I like how MS, AL and GA are ordered. That's literally how life is.

Holy shit.

Underrated post

red and blue is relative, the parties are different at local levels
I think the fanatics went to his head and he thought his support base was much larger than it really is

PAfag here. Proud of my state.

We're gonna go red this year and clinch Trump the presidency. Screencap this.

AWOOOOOOOO

Because Canada.

Two reasons:

1. Dindus. They vote for president but not for anything local.

2. We are historically a purple state. We, moreso than other states, call politicians out on their shit. We don't just keep reelecting politicians like a bunch of rubes.

It's actually a huge pain in the ass with all of the restriction. Also if we all, or even a decent percentage of us crabbed we would destroy the blue crab population.

>how to join the illuminati

I'm from Maryland and I've never been crabbing. I should tho, MD blue crabs are tasty af

I've never been so proud to be a PA-fag.

Long live the commonwealth

Thank for tourist information.

Because the wisconsin election is during the midterm elections when the young and minorities don't vote. Its literally just old people who vote in non presidential year elections

Point out Gelderland for me please

>Delaware
>How to get away with murder

Fucking NIGGERS man...

that's like a solid 90% of the reason this country is still barely functioning
people too dumb to realize the president isn't an emperor or that your governor has more influence in your day to day life than the president

>How to quit drinking

The winters are cold but we must remain strong

light pink, south of utrecht

going to google to check if i'm right

A pennsylvanian life is the best life.

aquafresh btfo

>hawaii
fucking nigahiga

>How to boil an egg

Women can't even make a fucking hard boiled egg these days...

>How to make floral arrangments?

wtf

This is a fallacious question here, since the US is a union of independent states. What you're asking would be more comparable to showing a map of PA and asking where Berks county can be found.

Oregon is pure as fuck.

not even comparable

based PA

don't worry Sup Forums we will get don into the white house

>be american
>get some milk
>tip the cow

???

woops didn't mean that one

>not going to flower arranging club with Oregon-sama

Senpai?