DAHNALD!

DAHNALD!

Only one of us is getting out of here alive...

I used to think that you would drive the GOP to ruins. That we needed a true conservative to undo Obama's nightmare.

But now, I can see clearly. I know who our real enemies are. The globalists.

Take the delegates. They're yours, and you need them more than me. Besides, I've got a few "delegates" of my own.

>Cruz loads his weapon

>Look, Ted. I'm not one to apologize. But I will say this. I'm sorry for calling you lyin' Ted. When I get out of here, everyone will know you as Lion Ted, the last member of his pride.

Dahnald...
Thank you.
Now GO! Stop Hillary Dahnald!

>Cruz pushes Trump into the elevator shaft as UN troops swarm the room

Heh... Lion Ted.

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This shit is getting fucking complex

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Ok I want a big name anime studio to adapt this election, maybe the One Punch Man studio...

lmao

Trump scandal breaking this week

>tfw alex jones will take cruz's place as main supporting character

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I would love an anime show that is set in a universe that perpetually is the 2015/16 election.

>training arc with farage in the room of beer and bants

>ywn plink some targets at the ol' range with lyin' ted

He seems comfy tbqh

Dis pasta b gud

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Based on a true story...

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Humanity has awoken.

This cannon is confusing me. Where do the skelegates come into this?

High energy you say....

>cannon
one N for plot
two N for boom

Trump defeated the skelegates which showed Cruz that he was capable to lead.

Its Adolf Ghostler with the Ghosten SS, The Ghostapo, and The Ghostler Youth

Not so fast, Donald! I told you you were not going to be able to insult your way to the presidency.

Give me the delegates, Donald. The turtle always wins the race.

What about the hellegates?
Does Ted have augmentations?
Is he f-fast?

Lion Ted...
That was a good one Donald. It had me laughing as I opened a hole in his head.
Now, you're probably wondering how I managed to kill him and beat you to the elevator?
Slow and steady wins the race Donald.

>Jeb pumps his shotgun

Funny thing about races, there is only one winner.
Goodbye Donald.

We need to crowdfund this.

>Jeb, we all thought you were dead. How the hell are you here? More energy than ever... I like it.

Trigger would be perfect for this.

All of my keks

Why don't you tell me?!

No one will ever get this reference

please go back to red-dit and die there...you just...yeah, you suck.

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>this fucking thread

>Not missing the primary's

Low energy, Pekka.

Its easy to make a potato headed ginger giggle

This pasta is delicious.

I'm kinda sad that in a few short weeks Dahnald memes are going to be forgotten

I'll never forget your sacrifice.

Das ist gut

Hi. I'm Ted Cruz, and I do not appreciate you stealing my delegates, also when I sent my people to take your delegates for taking my delegates, you took more of my delegates. Not cool! Not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is but I think you’re going to be up to speed shortly.

You are so going to regret crossing me in a few minutes. Yes you are.
You see Donald, whatever you do, no matter what, you don’t mess with the new world order and the new world order is this. Even if you’re stupid, which you very well may be, you can understand it. You ready? Here goes, pay attention.

Give me your delegates or I will kill you. Today was Delegate Day. We invested a lot and you know who I am and what I can do. You work for me now. You have shit, you give it to me, That’s your job. Now I know that is a mighty big, nasty pill to swallow but swallow it you most certainly will.

You ruled the roost. You built something. You thought you were safe. I get it. But, the word is out, you are not safe. Not even close. In fact you are pegged more pegged if you don’t do what I want and what I want is your delegates, and if that is too much you can fight or steal some more from Jeb!, and it will even out sooner or later. This is your way of life now, the more you fight back, the harder it will be. So if someone knocks on your door, you let us in, we own that door. You try to stop us and we will knock it down.
You understand?

What? No answer? You don’t really think that you are going to get through this without being punished, now, did you?

I don’t want to kill your delegates, I want to make that clear from the get go. I want them to work for me. They can’t do that if you’re dead, now can you. But you took my delegates, a whole damn lot of them, more than I am conformable with and for that you have got to pay.

someone explain this cruz dahnald meme to me please

I'm glad you asked, Donald. The guaca bowls were never meant to be sold for money, they were sold for souls. With each sale my power grew stronger and even death can't defy me now.

Give the delegates to me, or it's you who is going to be a mess.

The Cruz missle needs to target Killary

Gathered it slow and steady.

*teleports behind you*

Ted is our great ally, he fought the internet deal!

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Behind you Ghost!

Once all this passes I'll miss delegate posting dearly.

>I'm sorry for calling you lyin' Ted. When I get out of here, everyone will know you as Lion Ted, the last member of his pride.

Standing here

wow, he's small!

A forbidden technique!?

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too slow, dahnald

Redeemed Ted:
>DAHNALD!
>Take the delegates...
>They're yours
>We both can't stay here to fight, and you know it.
>And I realize now which of us is more important
>I always thought that I'd be the True Constitutional Conservative to protect the White House, but you understood the globalist threat.
>That's the greatest enemy of the Constitution.
>Besides, I brought some "delegates" of my own.
>Ted pulls out a Desert Eagle
>This oversized 1,236 count magazine has tremendous stopping power. I can hold them.
>Besides, I keep one in the chamber.

Don:
>I don't normally apologize, it's true
>But I admit I'm sorry that I called you Lyin' Ted.
>You should be called...
>Soarin' Ted.
>Like an Eagle.

Soarin' Ted
>Dahnald, I...
>I'll see you again soon.
>GO GO
>Soarin' Ted lights an American Spirit Cigarette

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Hes going Super Manlet 3!

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this fucking thread is so awful. cringe levels similar to reddit. what has happened to Sup Forums¿

the American elections happened

Requesting forbidden technique Ted

Cringe is a reddit word. What would you consider old Sup Forums to be faggot?

it was a necessary word. look, you have to go back.

>A man doesn't take kindly to his family being threatened, Mrs. Clinton.

CTR and leafs

Ted Cruz is Vegeta.

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Thread Theme Music

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Let The Memes Flow.

>ITS OVER 9000 ILLUMINATI PENISES
>ITS OVER 9000 ILLUMINATI PENISES
>ITS OVER 9000 ILLUMINATI PENISES
>ITS OVER 9000 ILLUMINATI PENISES
>ITS OVER 9000 ILLUMINATI PENISES

there's nothing but shit threads atm so it's not just that.

>N-NANI?!?!

I used to think the skelegates meme was cringeworthy, but OP's post was truly a masterpiece.