You are in a club and this guy walks in and slaps your girl's ass

You are in a club and this guy walks in and slaps your girl's ass
What do you do?

May I take your hat and coat sir?
*go cry in the coat room*

EYYY WATCH IT DERE IL DOUCHE

Fuck that cunt up

challenge him to a fencing match.

I challenge him to a boxing match.
I am sure Il Duce would not deny the challenge.

ask him what his favourite pasta dish is.
what do you guys think it was?

I bet he would be a nice guy to hang around

Gotta be penne arrabiata.
He seems like a spicy sorta guy.

Kick him in the head

One would lower one's eyes in justifiable awe.

Tell him not to invade Greece
Was that intended?

Pull a Tommy gun, blow his face off.

>get back in my time machine
>travel to the minute of his birth
>slap his ass
>travel back to club
>give him a creepy wink

You gentlemen are amusing

Join the partisans

Ask him how I got a gf in the first place.

I delay the trains.

i thank him, thanks to the Duce i now have a girlfriend
A NOI!

Grab RPK machine gun and start firing for his obvious violation of the NAP, then take his hat from his mauled body and give it to the supervisor of my meth lab employing chinese child slaves as trophy

Donkey punch his ass and ass rape him.

I'd slap his girls ass

Big ol meaty pop

Lots of ass jiggle.

I say "G'Day Ben, I've got lots and lots of Rigatoni for ya"

>in a club

Not my girl, not my scene. If anything I'd smack her ass harder and stare him down.

Bravo ragazzo

Unite the monarchy, church, and state under the flag of the glorious Italian nation

Mussolini was smart as fuck

I think he even had a swordfight in his youth. It was a duel or something.