A Connie;

A Connie;
What is it's purpose? How could it be utilized?
What is a Connie for?

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Connie's Cunny.
/thread

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A Connie has many uses.
First, love
Second, hug
Then fug

for making terrible threads apparently

To rape an unsuspecting Steven.

Speaking of which, why doesn't she just rape Steven?

Pearl won't let her

For taking a big steaming shit as brown as her skin onto the black street and wiping her ass with her left hand.

To be the biggest cumslut/cumbucket that is her purpose

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Fucking ruined

hnnnngggg

That's... a really good edit.

Also, white Connie is Honey Lemon.

>green eyes
ya fucked up.

Bright green eyes are the masterest of races.

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Connie SHOULD wear steven's shirt

blue eyes are better.

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Daily reminder that Rose Quartz is a literal reference to fucking Harry Enfield
Fuck you, Sugar

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nah m8, green eyes are better by virtue of being rarer

What?

Yo, what if he was right though?

She is there for the author to self insert in her pseudo Uten wannabe fantasy
deal with it

Fattening up.

Fucking perfect.

>Cunny! I found a Cunny!

I'd love to see an episode where Connie's family invite Steven to India, and they get to treat some Untouchables like shit.

Might have saved the show for me if they had

I wish there was more shit like this

I will there was less

To be controlled by an external force.

For evolving into its superior form.

Steven should graduate to the black shirt and pass the red ones on to her.

That would only happen if there was a time skip and we've past the point where would have had one

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nah, a different sort of bulking up is what lies ahead for them

death in battle.

the only honorable purpose to life.

Connie is for becoming great warrior post time skip.

This never gets old

Her purpose it to read Savitri Devi and become a Hindu supremacist.

becoming a crystal gem by babysitting Steven for the rest of her life, unless she gets LION'D then it's forever.

I swear Steven is the biggest mary sue I've seen in a while.

>mary sue
*gary stu

stoven is rose quartz, tho.

he's a dude, tho.

riiight, sure he is.

Is there a booty bump part too?

Steven grew up to be Gilbert Gottfried?

More from that artist?

Most of Gara's Connie stuff seems to be her getting shat on (metaphorically) so I don't have much of it. This is cute though.

Back to the cute screen shots I suppose?

>be bong
>have surprising number of indian qts around here
>BUT
>they all speak with that awful mix of call-centre and chav.

Just fucking kill me.

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where do you go for connie lewds?
paheal removed all loli again

this

I hate ugly smelly curry munching paki cunts

Poos and Pakis are different.

>paheal removed all loli again
jesus fuck, don't do that, you almost gave me a heart attack.

pedophile

Friendship and friendship only, Steven shouldn't be fuckin some dirty sand nigger.

Having such an excellent taste is a pain to me too.

I don't know what is worse, being attracted to a kid or a paki

Right, she's all for me.

Connie wants to be screwed hard by shapshifting magical boy.

disgusting paki lover

>not wanting to creampie Connie's curry cunny

Poor Steven, she's going to make him do so many impure things re-enacted from her Japanese animes.

Steven has to devote every last last bit of his willpower into not fucking the living magic out of her. He knows her parents would kill him, so the balls need to stay blue for a few more years.

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>What is a Connie for?

For bringing up the human side, bitch.
Secondarily for being the mother of a new, hybrid race of crystal-men who will lead humanity into a shining future.

Is Connie really into fat boys?

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>Pearl: "We can't hold them! There's just too many of them!"
>Connie: "Then perhaps IS a good day to die!!"

Funny how critics separate out into two groups:
1 - "Steven is a complete retard"
2 - "Steven is a Mary Sue"

Yes, but he has the gem.

>Thin Steven

I did not know I wanted this until now.

Hmmm, those seem a little 'off color'

I would prefer Steven be gay rather than him fucking Connie. Especially if the boipucci he fucks first is like Connie's cute trap-looking cousin from pakistan that came to visit them or something.

>Steven and Connie fuck.
>Not long after Connie starts having morning sickness.
>She starts growing a belly bump.
>She's pregnant!
>Only problem is her bely is already so big and its only been a few weeks.
>It turns out thanks to Stevens weird alien cum Connie is now pregnant with over 10 hybrid babies.
>By the fifth month she already looks past overdue.
>Her belly keeps getting bigger her breasts are full with milk and her rump is plump with fat.
>By the time she's ready to give birth her belly is half as big as her and weighs her down.
>She gives birth to 12 beautiful hybrid babies.
>The gems are looking forward to training their new comrades to become new Crystal gems.

>I would prefer Steven be gay rather than him fucking Connie.

Good. That fat ugly pig needs to stay away from muh brownfu.

This Cuck porn makes no sense.
Steven doesn't even care about Connie.

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Was Connies lust intentional?

So when will Connie die and be brought back to life as a pink zombie?
And how old will she be when this happens?

>1 - "Steven is a complete retard"
>2 - "Steven is a Mary Sue"
Those are not mutually exclusive.
Steven has a seemingly bottomless pool of overpowered abilities, as inherited from Rose. He can levitate, heal, resurrect, take over people's bodies, dreamwalk, bring plants to life, and probably many other things.
He is also an idiot who can't make proper use of his powers.

Ian was so cool about it

There's more to being a Mary Sue than having an array of awesome powers.

There needs to be more friend-cucking.

Like the alpha guy ends up being best friends with the beta, and the girl is left alone and thirsty.
>Please ruin my pussy! It needs your manjuice so bad! My eggs want to be fertilized so much!
>Sorry, me and Trent are going hang-gliding.

You are correct. He should be accurately described as "ridiculously overpowered".
Unfortunately, like with all common terms - especially negative ones - the proper meaning of "mary sue" is being forgotten, and the terms now is used by many to describe a broader range of characters.
When people say that Steven is a Mary Sue, call them out on bastardizing the term and not knowing what it's supposed to mean.

People who call Steven a mary sue are the same faggots who call Superman a mary Sue.

/threading yourself is not ok matter how right you are

Make it happen

Having an episode with greg.
Do that and I might even give this sjitty fucking show a second chance

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Did they ever do any of the white cast members - make 'em brown?

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Steven fucks up all the time though. Case in point: The Wanted arc.
Fucked up, got Lars taken too and got him killed. Now everyone's pissed at him when he gets back home. He might have a lot of powers but he's nowhere near a Gary Stu yet.

to be gagged

>putting accentuated boobs on a 12 year old

Disgusting AND shit taste.

I'd read that

Being the wife of Galactic Emperor Steven Universe