Shitposting, get stealing wastelands. Of course I mean Canada and Australia

Shitposting, get stealing wastelands. Of course I mean Canada and Australia.

But what if they were to go to war with each other?
>ITT Canada vs Australia: who would win?

Australia are the best shitposters, they are a country founded on decency and the best of society.

Us. We'd break up the fight, we don't want our sons fighting

Australia
canadians are weak fat faggots with big mouths. Nothing more.

Sauce: I live in canada

Fuck United States and fuck brown people.

fuck your mother hoser
You from a fucked over province like Alberta?
HA
Ya bitch, you'd totally have your ass kicked.

I wonder who would win, abos or eskimos.

We talking shitposting or an actual war?

Kill yourself

Why is there ALWAYS one self-hating cuck in every thread. Does he not realize that nobody from any country has any respect for people like that? This is the kind of cuck that feels guilt for being born white. This is the kind of cuck that feels that masculinity is toxic. This guy is human garbage.

>Emu vs goose
Emu wins

>Implying warfare isn't the most extreme form of shitposting

You kill yourself ya whiner cuck from fucked over Alberta.
Get to the food bank bitch.
Mommy just made me Mac n Cheese with hot dogs bitch faggot.

Ha, fuck you cuck. Probably a fucked over Albertan and that's why you're such a whiny bitch.
Stop whining at me cuck faggot.

I go for Straya

I'm fucking canadian bud! From fucking Ontario. GOD TIER WHITE bitch!!
You a fucked over self-hating cuck Albertan faggot at the food bank on welfare? HA ya bitch

Oz. It's all pussies and feminists up here.

Maybe you , ya self-hating cuck faggot canuck
cANADA STRONK bitch

Canada is a joke country, anyone could invade it, if the USA doesn't protect it's retarded brother well enough it's going to lose it.

I'm part of the canadian internet defense league bitch.
You some fucking whiner from fucked over Alberta?
Nice try bitch
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Faggot cuck

Get a load of this guy, you cannot make this shit up.

I'm guessing he's like 14 since he acts like such a thin-skinned, immature, edgelord. Too funny. This is a keeper.

Holy fuck, this is too funny. This guy is obsessed with Alberta or something. Nobody even mentioned Alberta and here he is going off on? Nobody? This guy is fucking autism at its peak.

you cant best Canada, taking any hostile action means we win.

Australia would destroy Canada

Australia uses their own navy instead of hiding behind the US'.

Also southern cross > a fucking leaf

Agreed.