Post characters that are literally you

post characters that are literally you

You're overweight

You're overweight

BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

Once me and my 8 friends made a human pile, with me on top of everyone

You can say that i was OVER EIGHT

Get out

literally me

Here we like to use pounds, but that's not the case everywhere- others like to use kilograms.
(Euro for weight.)

I'm 30

I'm old and my internals give my problems

Stopped eating bread, stopped drinking soda, its all apples and water now.

Wait! You know where electrons live?

>its all apples and water now.
You must shit pain and foam out every hour.

I'm positive.

You're an over weight

Intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor

In the eletriCITY

And you know where they play soccer?

I have to piss alot but thats part of the reason I was told by the doc to stop eating and drinking crap so its not down to the healthy diet shit.

Damn, beat me to it

>hated near universally
>wears retarded beanie
>has crush on guy that practically has a harem
>autistically tries to get his attention and establish repertoire by messing with him

Literally me

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do you want to meet and fug?
i promise i will totally ignore you later!

You wear a propeller beanie?

How do you manage to pull that off? That takes some serious fashion commitment.

I'm kinda jealous.

Uhh sure just make sure to instead pursue my zany, wacky blonde friend afterwards

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Thanks man, you wanna hear a joke?

No, why?

It's so hard, user.

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I just like to help out

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So your Jewish?

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In the eletroFIELD

Where they kick electroSPHERE

But they are not very good at it, this is why in the table of teams they are NEGATIVE

>Dumbass
>Directionless loser in life
>Emotional crutch for unstable people
>Couch-surfs at friends' places
>Gets involved with stupid shit the second friends aren't there to instantly judge the stupid shit
>Past addiction to video games
>Older friends

A gay cook that used to be in the Navy? Small world.

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This is me

Nah, a gay cook with a restaurant that use to be in the army, but it's close

Literally me

I'm actually his doppelganger or something.

Well, at least that's what Kyle Gass told me once. Dude followed me during a party in paris to tell me that i'm literally kevin smith.

I don't believe you, but I hope you find a hot wife like he did. Unless you are a faggot, the I hope you find a hot guy or whatever the hell you faggots like.

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you sound chill af

you're not forced to believe me, but i know what happened.

Good. Because I don't.

I forgot Killinger's name for a sec and I'd just like to state i'm well and truly offended.

Literally me

angry and sad archie

beter

They let restaurants into the army? Man, they'll take anyone these days.

Sorry for my shitty english

Fuck, you met Kyle Gass? I really hope him and Jack are still doing the D

I'm not a Sup Forums character user.

why can't fats be as cute as this irl

Stupid, subordinate, and with friendly sense of seriousness.

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Explain

Especially around Antifa and libcucks.

>try to do good
>fuck up
>try to fix it
>make it worse
>get lucky and everything works out in the end
>but I'm no better off and have nothing to show for it

Story of my life.

user, I...

Zoe?

Could be worse. Can't get ahead, but can't fall behind either. It all averages out in the end.

LONDON
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>mfw underweight
Anyway, this is me.

You wish you was as powerful as the almighty Uncle Ruckus, lil uppity nigga!

/thread

>I'm not going to live over 40

Based black man.

This comic misses that fat is correlative with bad health but not entirely determinative of bad health. If a person eats healthy and works out and is still fat after keeping it up for a year chances are their heart and lungs and muscles and shit are working just fine, they just have extra fat deposits piled on top of all of that.

Unfortunately, like in OP pic, they get discouraged when they don't lose weight because of shitty genetics or whatever and then go back to eating like shit, which makes them fat AND unhealthy.

30 is old? 100 is old, 30 is still in the prime.

You drove yourself insane after being convinced that the actions of your maniacal twin brother were your own and then not being able to replicate his actions without feeling guilt?

Fuggg xddd

>le epic meme war veteran
How do you like high school so far

You better be ironic, user

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This is me

This but with comic shit.

Except when I have to mow the lawn

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Isn't that everyone on Sup Forums?

>I am pic

You must be at least 18 years old to post on this website.

But im a man and not a cat

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Jack Layton? But he's dead.

Strange,that's how channers acted for the past 10 years

this, excetp I don't mow the lawn

Indian Doctor is racist

Came here to post this.

It's scary how true to life Whomp! gets sometimes.

I see a smiling man, maybe with a jester hat.
What is it?

Where's Kelly? Where's the statue of liberty

>not a gypsy
You're basically trash, just so you know.

Post beanie

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>leddit "refugees"

Im not exactly 100% there yet but I feel confident its the direction im heading in

Oh, shut the fuck up already. It's nice to see family friendly programming every once in a while.

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