LOL, Drumpf cannot grow a beard! What a pussy ass faggot!

LOL, Drumpf cannot grow a beard! What a pussy ass faggot!

theconcourse.deadspin.com/can-donald-trump-grow-a-beard-an-investigation-1787842613

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>Berg

Trump's not a hairy fucking Mudslime, why is this a bad thing?

(((FEINBERG)))

Holy shit, the article screencapped my own comment.

Beards are an icon of the numale.

he has high test and his dad had a rrockin stache

i think donald got laser hair removal cuz he didnt like shaving

only asians and chugs can't grow beards.

Trump is scottish.

Why would you want a beard right now anyway? It would only associate you with disgusting hipsters who use beard oil.

more like btfoberg

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>(((Feinberg)))

But can hillary grow a beard?

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oh wow i guess the DNCs trumptober surprised dropped

how will he recover?

huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/04/obama-i-cant-grow-facial_n_148545.html

ITT, UNDERAGEB& OR NO HORMONE DICKLETS

Damn, theconcourse.deadspin.com, my #1 source for the hottest insider news and pop-culture updates posted this?
Time to pack it up, guys.

by cheating?

Are you sure about that?

Beards are for jews, terrorists, weak chins, and degenerates.

Donald Trump is a respectable businessman whose brand is centered around luxury. He knows better than to grow a beard.

SHAVE YOUR DAMN FACE YOU SLOBS

i know that feel man

i went without shaving for 2 years and the most i got was a pencil stache and like 3 or individual 4 hairs on my chin. can't even grow chesthair neither

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The world is not ready for such a magnificent beast.

Hillary has a huge beard, and his name is Bill.

*his profound sense of aesthetic is known worldwide

Winter overcoat, bearded Trump would be the coolest fucking look if he pulled it off.

op is a kike

12bytes.org/articles/history/test-your-holocaust-knowledge

how much propaganda do you still believe?

fuck, guys. how is he going to act on the international stage without a beard

Real men shave

youtube.com/watch?v=XqBMX2WfAtk

If Trump said this about someone else wouldn't it constitute body shaming?

same here

high testosterone levels but no real beard, also hairy hands that most people don't seem to have

beards are for Muslims and Manlets

>This is all they have left
>(((Feinberg)))

Victory feels good, lads

It's as if they like Trump now

I fucking love that none of the shills have acknowledged this in the thread

is this guy attempting to shame trump for something he can't change? sounds like bigotry to me.
if trump came out as gay, would they shame him for that?

Can't grow a beard, talks like a woman... probably has Hitler's micropenis, too. He has tiny hands, after all.

No wonder why Vic Berger's parody this week fits so well.

(((feinberg)))

wtf I'm voting for Hillary now. I'm sure she could grow a beard if she wanted.

Fucking this. Beards are fucking degenerate. You are a fucking loser if you do not shave. Clean shaven is for professionals. Beards are for muslims, kikes, and homeless people

Because, man, CTR takes 2 shekels back if they say anything negative about candidates both past and present.

Celtic blood is known to be linked to lack of beard strangely enough. Not that the average celt is less hairy, but a higher frequency than in other groups of individuals lacking proper facial hair.

This is what real man looks like

To shape it into a glorious Van Dyke.

even if you shave every day you still have some visible stubble, you'd know if you had any facial hair you fucking wimp

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Nice

Not if you shave close and against the grain using several passes.

Listen here you Adidas-wearing golf-cap flashing Vodka-chugging degenerate
If you don't have weak hair follicles you can cut against the grain, hiding your stubble and not giving you in-grown hairs

unshopped version

He clearly can, it just that light hair appears clean shaven much longer.

But a mudslime wouldn't understand.

>he still frequents gawker media products
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Beeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrgggggggg

Look at his face closely, he has beard, he just shaved it.

>jews talk about how only real men can grow nasty jewish chest hair

Tim Kaine will be president of the USA when the cuffs are on Clinton. How does that make you feel?

wtf i hate trump now

Trump is evolved

beards are officially nu-male status

if you have facial hair, you're a beta. fact.

>I just got my free razor in the mail
>Can't wait to use it!

I always thought that Trump may have gotten his facial hair lasered off.

>Feinberg

also implying he hasn't lasered them away to gain the precocious extra minutes to make the perfect business deals.

He's saving the bald and beard look for 2020 re-election

hahaha yassss preach gurl! beards+bacon=lifeeee

Beards are for faggots now. Real men now shave. Plus you can hide an ugly face behind a beard, being shaved exposes your true face to the world

kek

I grow a full beard and I'm beta as shit. Beards don't mean much at least in my case.

>Then, of course, there’s Donald Trump’s general aversion to Islam and his recent flirtations with anti-Semitic rhetoric. Why does Trump feel so threatened by these two beard-centric cultures?

jfc the reach on these cunts

He didn't need one

Neither does Trump

Beards are for people with weak jaws.

>keep seeing the "beards are manly" meme everywhere
>can't help but notice that everyone with a beard is a manlet with a serious case of betaface

Same goes for bald dudes.

Trump is German. He probably has a neckbeard like the Amish.

Quads confirm

Beards have become the icon of numale cucks and normal gayfags. You don't need a beard to look sharp.