Chelsea>>>>>Ivanka

Ivanka objectively has sexual appeal(not universally hot) she seems fake, bitchy, and abusive.

Chelsea is beautiful but has that right amount of weird, so she looks homely. She also seems real and sincere. Kind a girl longing for honest relationship, that is tired of cuckening going on at home and corruption in parent's life.Total wife material.
Trump 2016, no CTR

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Both are married to literal kikes, so it's not like it matters

Kind of girl to rejoice over Scalias death so she can steal seppos 2nd amendment right

sage nigger

Chelsea is a dog. She always looks like she has chapped lips and her teeth are more yellow than her mother's.

You won't deny she has the all American appeal and genuine hotness about her like her ma back in the 70s.

Don't deny she looks like your prom date

you are high or something,possibly just stupid or a female.
probably a combination of all the above.
ivanka is marriage material even without her cash,while chelsea would undoubtedly be a freak in bed and a lot of fun.i wouldn't want to sleep next to her.
you'd wake up on an altar getting your eyes pried out or something.

That's how normal man's wife look in her 30s, not like a plastic doll

Oh god. This hipster bullshit happens here too?

Sup Forums does this contrarian shit all the fucking time.

I want both of them to make fun of my dick.

Explain
t. potential rapist

Hot oil, nude wrestling match:

Ivanka wins by decision after hard fought battle

I pick Chelsea!

>sets up his own jokes
>doesnt use a proxy
>fails hard
This is why you will lose ww3.

That's just additional commentary not to use in OP, newfag

>Chelsea is beautiful
>Russian Federation

Ehh, Chelsea won't age well, in fact she is getting fatter and looking more like her mother each year, no thanks

Both of them come from rich powerful families so they're both likely bitchy towards little people like us, but Ivanka seems devoted to her family at least

>homely.
I don't think you know what homely means

>implying looking like her mother is a bad thing

Chelsea is ugly as fuck and a literal bastard.

>Bill got cucked

>Chelsea>>>>>Ivanka
Both are race traitors that married Jews and oozed out non-White kike children.

Both should be deported to Israel when we purge the Jew from our homelands.

>looking like her mother
She's horrible and POSSIBLY dangerous for the European Americans as a politician, but Hillary sure looks great for her age

she's completely unattractive

> ugly is beautiful
> war is peace
> freedom is slavery

Motherfucker did u look at your pic?

"Chelsea is beautiful" u wot m8? THAT bitch been a fuckin hyena forever now.

>Chelsea is beautiful
nice try ctr

>you tried to reply to yourself lol, sage dumbass

That's like your opinion

>Chelsea is beautiful
lay off the bathtub vodka before your vision is completely gone

Chelsea has bigger tits than I thought

I didn't. It was additional comment I wouldn't like to put in the opening message

Chelsea is great. Ivanka has that stupid pout open mouth bullshit like an airhead.

>Troll doll/Chelsea
>Human being/Ivanka
Hmmm...

Any pictures of her in a bikini?

Uh oh Drumpfags, look who is rebelling against daddy.

Sorry, mine had tits and was a bit heavier. She married a damnably decent fellow that I was happy to see her with (Damit). Unlike Chelsea, she is an upstanding soul unconnected to career criminals.

I want to prove you wrong, but I don't want to upload a picture of me

She was hot as fuck, but she went to another school, which is why you've never met her

She actually looks like a filthy Jew. Look at that big greedy mouth of hers.

>She actually looks like a filthy Jew.
She married a Jew actually.

So did Ivanka...

There is no escape. hahaha

Doesn't change her overall similar look, right? We all dated girls like these in HS for Christ's sake
>He felt for pimp's marketing meme of the 90s

Chelsea looks like a fucking troll

Chelsea Clinton looks like a horse. Also, Bill is not actually her father.

>There is no escape. hahaha
Yeah, I find it very interesting how with both mainstream candidates, all their adult children have either married or are in relationships with Jews.

I'm sure it's just PURE COINCIDENCE!
Right?

>sexual appeal
>>>/plebbit/

Nothing to worry about, goyim. Western civilisation can always trust the greatest ally
how this long ago established term has anything to do with plebbit?

Yeah, uh, no. My wife just turned 37 and she's given us 3 blue eyed kids...and she is hotter and trimmer/fitter than horsegut there.

>Nothing to worry about, goyim. Western civilisation can always trust the greatest ally
Yeah. We should just always keep voting for the candidates that do everything they can (even give their children away to the Jews) for the Jews and Israel.

Things will certainly change for the better if we keep doing that, right?!?

Is it just me, or does Chelsea kinda look like Mistress T?

LOL...hate to admit it...but there is some truth in your words.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks so.

Wow, you really Corrected The Record about Ivanka!

Lucky to get a good wife. Most girl will be a bit thicc in their 30s
>tfw shagging my 26 year old wife and she's a bit porky

shame she married a kike

Chelsea looks like the kind of girl who gives head only once a month, and never gives up anal.

Ivanka would do whatever it takes to please her man in the context of a traditional monogamous marriage.

>felt

do you even English, ruski?!

how does she not know how to put make up on like an adult???

Chelsea
>the product of cuckoldry
>had to get surgery because she was so fucking ugly
>part of a globalist, corrupt scam foundation that has harmed the country

Ivanka
>product of love, monogamy and strong family values
>has never needed surgery because she is inherently beautiful
>wants to MAGA

even with that hat idgaf

>converts to Judaism
>strong family values

>has never needed surgery

she had a nose job.

>first post in the form of a response
nice try CTR, but you're retarded
time to plant some sage

quick someone post chelsea's fufu

They're both Jew lovers, though, so they cancel each other out in that regard.

[citation needed]

>fake, bitchy, and abusive.

That's literally Chelsea though.

Just like good old mom.

oh boy here we go, the beginning of the campaign to elect another clinton.
did you ctr fags realise that Hillary is done for?

?

try not being a retard next time

nice

Holy Shit.

There you go, buddy.

This is a known fake btw.

Beautiful?

Raise your standards ffs.

Says you, faggo.

Thig

she looks like web hubbel

her mom is disgusting. Chelsea is disgusting too. Kill yourself

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fat just like u and she has fat african lips like a nig

here, you lazy faggot

beautyeditor.ca/2014/02/07/ivanka-trump-before-and-after

have you ever kissed a girl?

>Implying that big mouthed hag Chelsea isnt gobbling down bbc

Why would you even want her when you could make america great again by having an orange potato baby with Ivanka?

proxy faggot

i guess a leaf can't afford photoshop

For an average girl, chelsea is ok. Ivanka is obviously far above average.

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yeah hot af bro

Chelsea is almost as ugly as Tiffany Trump.

...yes she does

the funniest thing is that she looked more jewish before having the surgery and converting to judaism.
wtf.

>Ivanka objectively has sexual appeal(not universally hot) she seems fake, bitchy, and abusive.
>Chelsea is beautiful but has that right amount of weird, so she looks homely. She also seems real and sincere. Kind a girl longing for honest relationship, that is tired of cuckening going on at home and corruption in parent's life.Total wife material.

But when you think about why he even felt compelled to post this.

The answer is.

>Chelsea is beautiful but has that right amount of weird, so she looks homely.

No, she looks like somebody hit her with an ugly stick. But she comes by it naturally, her dad Web Hubbel was butt ugly too.

Chelsea looks like a nice, honest, good girl who would remain loyal till death (like her mother).

Ivanka looks like a mean, slut, whore who would cheat on you with her business associates.

Chelsea barely looks average with all the fake-up on lol

>prom date

fucking hell

Хaхaхa ... Heт!

Authenticity is a worthless Brooklyn hipster liberal meme.

Give me synthetic beauty and soulless hedonistic perfection. Give me billionaire heiresses and corporate greed. Cast off the veneer of democracy and bring forth the fascism of race and wealth and glory.

>would remain loyal till death (like her mother).
Not sure if sarcasm, but Hillary for real stood by Bill.
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