Dark Nights: Metal #2 Storytime

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Bad End Imminent.

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kek, Damian finally being fun again.

Thanks for the storytime!

Lets go. I'm ready for Mr. Snyder's Wild Ride.

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>a bunch of immortals gather in a giant darth veader head hideout and discuss shooting the anti-moniter's brain at the rock of eternity
I love it

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>the ends of the earth
SHOCKERRRRR

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What he steal?

LOOK THE BABY IS CUTE

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This is awesome. Batfamily shenanigans.

WHO IS BATMAN ?

>in a giant darth veader head hideout

Not just any Vader head hideout, it's the Legion of Doom's HQ from Super Friends

I have no fucking idea what he is talking about here.

yes I know but it looks like a darth vader head

all of snyder's run and all the elements batman interacted with were keys to unlock him as the gate

Can someone give me a quick rundown of whats happened so far because i have completely forgot.

>that shit-eating grin in the last panel

And who did this? Was it a huge coincidence? I thought Barbatos died at the end of time?

kendra shows up and says batman will bring ruin to the world, and batman does exactly that

Is that Court of Owls?

he apparently faked his death and went to the dark multiverse

It's Snyder Batman, so just ignore the writing and look at Capullo's nice art and forget about it.

???
Phantom Stranger
??? Hood
The Wizard
Some called Morgaine
Cain
???
???
Savage
Kendra
Abel
Ras
???

>The current state of DC media

This is extremely gay

Snyder you madman

SWAMP THING
YOU ARE AMAZING

>that Wondy booty

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I feel like this isn't even trying to make sense anymore and I dont know how anyone ever thought this story was a good idea.

I want a Rebirth World's Finest. I like Trinity, but it's basically Justice League Lite.

we got the book with their kids at least

Where the fuck did baby Darkseid come from

Why is Darkseid a baby now

>Building this place for another purpose
LETS GOOOOOO, legion of doom!!!

darkseid war

>MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DOOM!

Woah that cloaked one in the back wasn't in the promos. Who's that?

barbatos

As expected this has become much more of a clusterfuck, with Snyder putting as much of the shit from his run into this as he can

Darkseid War. Babyseid was born via Anti-Life Equation by Grail after offering Superwoman's newly born child as a vessel.

IT'S UNCLE SAAAAAAAAAM!!!!

well that's....stupid.

Ok, this event is getting weird as shit. Legion of Doom base, Baby Darkseid and Dream all in one comic. Shits getting real.

What the fuck am I reading?

I thought he was a giant lovecraftian tentacle thing.

#tigerblood

don't forget anti-moniter's brain

DARKSEID IS CUTE

just a big ol bat man in his true form

Snyder's writing is still awful, you can ignore it, just look at the drawings and you won't miss anything important

>Flash Fact
I MISSED THOSE!!!!!

Ah, I see they've blackified Wizard back again after the prelude issue.

Who changes his diaper when he makes a boom boom tube?

Not a dropped plotline after all.

his poop is getting beamed across all time straight to the Vanishing Point.
Nice devil trips too.

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOO

Yeeuch. No thanks.

Deepest lore confirmed. So far very satisfied with this event.

Too much fucking Batman. For gods sake.

When are they going to re-brand into "Batman Comics"?

Wait when the fuck did this happen

darkseid war.

Dark Nights - The Metal 01 (of 06) (2017) (6 covers) (webrip) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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Dark Nights - The Metal 02 (of 06) (2017) (webrip) (2 covers) (The Last Kryptonian-DCP)
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>baby Darkseid

Strange metal shows up in Bruce's cave, investigating it leads to Carter Halll's journal. Turns out Bruce is (as a result of his trip to the past) the conduit to unleash the Batdemon Barbatos on the multiverse. He realizes this and tries to stop it, but only makes it worse by inadvertently falling into traps set by the Court of Owls, each of which infect him with metals that will eventually prime his body to be a conduit for Barbatos. The last metal that they needed was finally synthesized in a Haldron type collider, and Batman falls for the last Owl trap, where they infect him and open up the realm for Barbatos and all the other Batman variations.

CLARK AND DIANA ARE DAMIS NEW MOM AND DAD..

It's a Batman event, Casual-kun.

he is so cute

I hate when writers write Batman as some self loathing emo faggot.

This is so dumb but I kinda like it, I hope it gets more batshit crazy and pulls more shit to have the deepest lore. The second issue was definitely better then the first, a lot more coherent.

Is Baby Darkseid throwing the horns?

Can anyone identify all these characters?

>Self-loathing, emo
>asking his closest friends to take care of his son and family before he sacrifices himself to save the universe
Are you stupid?