So, Batman has been reduced to Joker's bitchboy. Also, underage boys in tights

So, Batman has been reduced to Joker's bitchboy. Also, underage boys in tights.

No, Robin is Joker's bitchboy, not Batman. Joker is dressed like Batman.

According to teen titans,damien claims this batman sounds like regular bruce with a weird higher pitch,plus he responds to bruce.This is a bruce wayne

It's obvious Batman and Joker have merged.

in Metal #2 he says his name is Bruce Wayne

all of the Metal Batmans are Bruce Waynes, just different; the Doomsday Batman is Bruce after getting infected with the virus, GL Bruce is him getting the ring and using it indiscriminately (how it it any different from Sinestro btw) and so on

And Joker Batman is Batman if he killed the Joker and his corpse released a toxin that turned his killer into another Joker.
All the evil METAL Batmen are based on Batman's fears.

DC jumping on it's head into the 90s once again. Fuck Snyder.

Batman is scared of becoming a hot female Aquaman?

Wouldn't you be scared of becoming a hot female Aquaman?

They managed to make Batman gayer.

>>not turning into mera

Truly terrifying

cute joker boys

I barely noticed the robin clutching his leg, at least this Batman is more affectionate?

>Bruce's fear is being Artur and Mera's daugher.

This looks like absolute crap.

not the proper thread, but whatever, why isn't anyone storytiming secret empire and x-men so we cans shitpost about them?

Also, this babyseid is doing metal-grooving hands

Watch out! This user's got a baby!

That's the Joker? Why is he Down With The Sickness?
ooh WAH AH AH AH

Honestly, I'm okay with Cenobite Batman.

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Because he's about to LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

It's Batman after getting an STD from Joker. Shouldn't have raped him.

I say Batman should've raped the Joker a long time ago if it would lead to this

This, along with the Robin’s hooded cloak, appears to confirm that he’s got a twisted version of the Bruce Wayne and Damian Wayne father/son dynamic going on with Damian’s evil doppelganger.

I wouldn't mind this guy as the new Batman and Joker. They can just kill off the originals.

Baby Darkseid looks like a pretty chill dude.

the Batman Who Laughs refers to this Robin as his son.

If he does then NOBODY, NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE

I'm guessing that might be fear of Catwoman dying or something, and him turning into a rage Mera like what happened with her in Blackest Night

>is that a dc crossover with 2000ad?
Awww, had my hopes up.