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lol I bet he does. Imagine what the cartels would lose in profit from the wall.

So what will happen to this idiot if Trump wins?

Link faggot

so all Trump has to do is go meet this Guzman guy and he gets $100 Million. great.

Black bag

>trump fakes his death
>has some fake military send him to joaquin (who??)
>scene from the dark knight plays out, he runs away with the $100M and guzmans balls

>Trump puts out a $250 million bounty for El Chapo, dead only
please Kek make it so

what do you think happens to people who put hits out on the POTUS?

>He uses the money to help build the wall

Seals get a bounty.

>El Chapo

You know he's a CIA asset, right? Hurrrrrr

my body is ready

What a surprise. The worlds largest drug dealer and obvious proponent of looser borders wants Hillary to be President.

>El Chapo
In ancient mexican, that means 'The Chap'

free lifetime stay at Gitmo with complimentary waterboarding treatments

>no link
>horribly shopped pic
>a fucking leaf

Declare the cartels terrorists and rev up the drones.

Source?

El beano has been saying this since fucking May

>implying trump has 250million

>Joaquin "El Chapo" Guzman
>Nickname literally means "The Shorty"
>His height is 5'6

Fucking manlets refuse to learn.

You don't have to prebuild your cuckshed

>a mexican drug lord wants hillary to become president
what a twist

wtf i love savage cartels now

Snopes says it false so that means its true right?

>selling out your country for 100M
How much of a cuck does one have to be to do this?

>little mac
>he's 5'6

...

Yet retard murcans fall for it every time

Take a good fucking guess.
No more democrats to protect these fucking criminals.

This could be fantastic PR. Imagine if Donald put him away for good? I'm erect at the thought.

>trump is poor meme
is there any evidence at all to back this up? he flies around in a private jet all day long. That shit aint cheap.

>Trump says Mexicans are hostile criminals
>This spic responds by offering 100 million in illegal drug cartel money to assassinate a presidential candidate

Why are Mexicans so fucking stupid?

>A cartel lord wants Trump dead, cartels being gruesome criminal organisations with execution methods on par with ISIS if not worse
>Somehow this is not an argument in favour of Trump

A new crater in Mexico. Adios pendejo..

>Sup Forums BTFO
oh? theaustralian.com.au/news/world/the-times/joaquin-elchapo-guzman-sexstarved-and-going-mad-in-jail/news-story/71fac0ffb2d8f2790dd27f6a091ad9ce

can somebody shoop the JUST hair onto this bad hombre?

Wait. Isn't this, like, amazingly positive publicity for Trump?

>Most wanted druglord wants Trump dead
>Must be because he sees him as a threat to this drug empire
>No words on Clinton
>Either because he knows she's harmless to him or even an ally.

You go back.

>167cm (5'6")
lmfao. When will they learn?

youtube.com/watch?v=gMjNDZsbjKk

El Chapo is in jail, idiots

LAMO this fucking spic manlet thinks the whole world is like his 3rd world warzone

It's hard to keep up he already "escaped" like 5 times and nr 6 was just recently no?

I'd like to skin this faggot's face. If he thinks any Americans are intimidated by some manlet beaner, then he's got another thing coming. Can't wait til Trump erects The Wall and then we nuke Mexico off the map.

>tfw taller than mexican drug lord

That's like a trillion bean dollars.

>Méhicans are not killers and drug pushers!
>YEAH HAVE THAT KINGPIN KILL PUSSY DRUMPF FUCK HIM AND FUCK AMERICA CHINGADO GÜEYES

I know people who literally post shit like this.

so....he keeps getting arrested and were suppose to take this threat seriously?

holy shit that looks like a good movie

>He thinks a wall will stop drugs from coming in

Trump would just counteract by paying the assassins $200 million to kill Guzman instead kek

Fucking Spaniards & their drugs

Could you imagine if Trump got elected and one of El Chapo's goons manages to pull this off?

>Pence becomes POTUS

>Immediate fucking war with Mexico

>Why Mexico if it's just one citizen of theirs?

>Because him and his cartel practically control the Mexican government.

>It'd basically be one nation killing another's leader

>One has nukes, the other doesn't.

I wish a spic would.

so why doesn't ss "kidnap" trump and then kill the mother fuckers they are supposed to turn him into?

old news

>100 millions
As if el cheapo had that much money.

God, murcans are dumb

The clintons would put up more than that

More like America stages an intervention on Mexico because they can't handle their shit.
America gains another state.

You realize this dude had teams of people tunneling under a fucking maximum security prison to break him out, right? Do you understand the sophistication involved there? That's a threat you take seriously.

>theaustralian.com

Well, he better hurry up because Malik's already started.

he only escaped twice, in the 90's and just recently but was caught.

Fuck me, I'm just imagining a Kenyan man walking in to Home Depot and demanding the employees get him stones

Truth be told it would be Iraq all over again, but probably worse and a shitload of spics flooding across the border to get away from the war zone.

But the wall wouldn't work they said, the cartels don't care they said

um... that's not what he meant by """supplies""" you stupid kid.

youtube.com/watch?v=dZqfZGtmV1U

a wet front to compliment the wet back.

He's like a twitter shitposting machine gun

He doesn't stop, he doesn't blink, and he doesn't sleep

just like your children at sweat shops, rice, drop soup?!?

ITT: gullible n*wfags falling for F12

Oh god I hope American makes Mexico pay them to steamroll him with tanks.

>all the media outlets are calling the election for Trump
>he is preparing to make an appearance at his new DC Trump Hotel
>he walks out on stage to wild applause
>"Thank you for electing me to be your president, but the real work is beginning now"
>one of his assistants brings out a man who is tied to a dolly and has a bag over his head
>Trump removes the bag
>it's a sobbing El Chapo
>Trump pulls out his gold-plated 1911 with MAGA engraved on the barrel
>"Any last words, Chapo?"
>"P-please, Senor Trumpo, me not misbehave anymore I so sorry"
>Trump presses the barrel of his gun to the side of El Chapo's head
>"El Chapo...YOU'RE FIRED!"
>BANG BANG BANG
>stunned silence for a couple seconds, then applause loud enough to register as a small earthquake on the nearest Richter scale
>applause finally dies down
>"You're next on the list, Crooked Hillary"
>applause picks back up
>the next morning the Clinton family is found dead, apparently committing suicide at home to avoid a public execution at the hands of the God Emperor

edit the scythe too

trump will make mexico great!

KEK

then why does Chapo give a fuck about Trump? He's afraid Trump will succeed and decimate his profits

FUCK FUCK FUCK THIS IS BAD GUYS

Guys open your eyes, now Trump can be assassinated by the establishment and no fingers will be pointed at them.

This isn't a joke this is really bad.

No shit he backs fellow crime boss Hillary.

>some nog kills Trump
>Guzman doesn't pay him

This is the only outcome, other than "nothing happens"

good luck spic manlet brigade

secret service is waiting

Dude looks like Mexican Brad Pitt

that's pretty tall by mexican standards though

>MUH LYING MEDIA TRUMP SUPPORTERS AIN'T NAZIS FUCKING SJWS
>LE FUCK NIGGERS SPICS BTFO KIKES WHITES ARE THE MASTER RACE XD DAVID DUKE AND TRUMP 2016

>Call a Mexican a rapist and watch how he recoils
>"Oh no, I have been found out"

He'll just drone his ass when he gets in office

Why can't his brother be this fucking awesome?

>Muh rape

Whitey cuckboy parroting SJWs

>Imagine what the cartels would gain in profit from the wall
Not sure you understand economics, m8. This just raises the price of drugs, nothing more.

>the next morning the Clinton family is found dead, apparently committing suicide at home to avoid a public execution at the hands of the God Emperor
With three .45" holes to the back of the head each.

they'd have to start either setting up operations in the US (and get found out quicker) or start sending a fleet of planes in everyday (which could easily be forced down by fighter jets) to continue making the same money, blacks could probably make drugs at a comparable price point.